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Cumming too quick sucks (actually, cumming before she cums is a bad look). It doesn’t really matter with a one-timer, but if it’s with anyone you hope to have a continuous sexual relationship with, it can really have her looking at you like “Why do I even deal with this dude?”, especially if you’re like [...]

Let’s rewind back to May 5, 2009, when I blogged about her on What’s The Real Reason I Can’t Hit?. I a*sumed we were done after that, but unsurprisingly, I got an text message from T yesterday. She was on that same ol’ stupid female crap, but I let them come back when they realize [...]

“It’s a self-cleaning tool”…
“nah, I don’t believe that”
GET EM’ JUICE. I don’t know about dude as a rapper, and I’ve ate p***y plenty of times in my life, but just the fact that he’s going against that shit in this “Lil Wayne Era” aka “let me eat all the p***y in the world” is on [...]

I was trying to find somebody to occupy my time before I went to go chill with another young lady, but unfortunately nothing was up. That’s not news, but the conversation with this girl just turned out to be funnier than I expected. She has a good heart, so I won’t be too hard on [...]

These girls nowadays, I tell you. They ain’t worth the $1 thongs they taking off. I met up with this lil’ thick chick that I met a few days earlier at Belle Isle (while I was with another chick….shouts out to “Starburst” on that “girlie” shit). Never really had a phone convo with her or [...]

21, dk-skin, False diva, white girl attitude, wack shoe game, ok in the face, SUPER IN THE a*s. This girls a*s to waist ratio is so damn dumb, it made me feel retarded. So when I saw her at Mr. Alan’s (a sneaker/clothing store), I had to try her. Too bad a fat a*s doesn’t [...]

About a week ago, I sent a girl a text saying, “you free?” and she replied with……”all you wanna do is f**k, I’m str8 on that.” Alrighty then. I’ve never had sex with this girl. She’d been telling me she wanted to get f**ked the whole time I was talking to her, then that sudden [...]