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Cumming too quick sucks (actually, cumming before she cums is a bad look). It doesn’t really matter with a one-timer, but if it’s with anyone you hope to have a continuous sexual relationship with, it can really have her looking at you like “Why do I even deal with this dude?”, especially if you’re like [...]

Let’s rewind back to May 5, 2009, when I blogged about her on What’s The Real Reason I Can’t Hit?. I assumed we were done after that, but unsurprisingly, I got an text message from T yesterday. She was on that same ol’ stupid female crap, but I let them come back when they realize [...]

“It’s a self-cleaning tool”… “nah, I don’t believe that” GET EM’ JUICE. I don’t know about dude as a rapper, and I’ve ate p***y plenty of times in my life, but just the fact that he’s going against that s**t in this “Lil Wayne Era” aka “let me eat all the p***y in the world” [...]

I was trying to find somebody to occupy my time before I went to go chill with another young lady, but unfortunately nothing was up. That’s not news, but the conversation with this girl just turned out to be funnier than I expected. She has a good heart, so I won’t be too hard on [...]

These girls nowadays, I tell you. They ain’t worth the $1 thongs they taking off. I met up with this lil’ thick chick that I met a few days earlier at Belle Isle (while I was with another chick….shouts out to “Starburst” on that “girlie” s**t). Never really had a phone convo with her or [...]

21, dk-skin, False diva, white girl attitude, wack shoe game, ok in the face, SUPER IN THE ASS. This girls ass to waist ratio is so damn dumb, it made me feel retarded. So when I saw her at Mr. Alan’s (a sneaker/clothing store), I had to try her. Too bad a fat ass doesn’t [...]

About a week ago, I sent a girl a text saying, “you free?” and she replied with……”all you wanna do is f**k, I’m str8 on that.” Alrighty then. I’ve never had sex with this girl. She’d been telling me she wanted to get fucked the whole time I was talking to her, then that sudden [...]