Reality Check: Waste Of Her Time
On a recent picture comment run on facebook, I saw a young lady, dressed rather unclad, who’s profile picture did nothing to hide her physical blessings. I clicked her profile picture, saw a few of her pics and I decided to say hello. What came of it was what could have been a severe wound from a verbal sniper, damaging most men’s egos. Apparently, I didn’t dick her down, which is a no brainier since even after seeing 30 pictures of her (all the ones you can see without being her friend), I still didn’t realize that I ever met her. Eh, it’s a fast life…
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5 Places NOT to Meet Women
Most of us know where we can meet women, EVERYWHERE, but how many of us have wondered what some places are to avoid potential headaches in the future? I’m not referring to finding temporary sex partners, jumpoffs, or any other word to describe a woman you just want to recruit to aid you in busting a nut; I’m talking about women who are actually worth PUBLIC dates that you don’t mind paying for, phone calls and text that don’t deal with sex, and maybe even…committing too far, far down the line.
5. Beauty Salon
I’m sure that sounds like a wonderful place, but believe me, it’s NOT. Beauty Salons are full of women who love to gossip. Once you approach a woman in who is about to get her weave glued in, I mean sewn, you are now putting yourself up for review by every woman in the shop. You are also now being put on the watch list by every nosy woman there, which pretty much leads to you not being able to do shit without it getting back to the woman you talked to.
4. Bus
You don’t have a car, she doesn’t have a car; nothing good can come of this union. You can never really go to the movies because the bus might be 45 minutes late. *This applies to ADULTS and people who live in cities where you actually need a car.
3. Mocospace
For those of you who don’t know what mocospace is, it’s basically a version of onlinebootycall. Of course people hook up over facebook, but moco is a lot different. It has the biggest hoodrat member ratio of any place on the internet. There are some women who didn’t know what they were getting into, whom usually delete their profile in a month, so of course there are exceptions. Almost everyone that is on moco, is also on facebook, however, moco seems to be the online breeding grounds for women who: are gassed up by too many sexual advances, smokers, drinkers, have very low self-esteem, 3 kids, live in the projects (I mean urban restoration zones), etc… As I said, OF COURSE, there are some exceptions. If you’re looking for anything other than PROTECTED sex, moco is not for you.
2. Your Apartment Building
I recently got my new neighbor’s phone number. You know what her first text to me was, “damn, how many girls are coming over to see you today?” Bad idea. I’ve only had one bad thing happen to me in regards of my relationships with a female. One incident out of the hundreds, almost thousands, of women I’ve interacted with (in total, not sexually); and who did that incident come from; a crazy bitch who lived in my old apartment building. Yup, dizzy braud threw rocks through my apartment windows because I asked her to leave my apartment a few days earlier (for not giving up the box).
1. The Doctor’s Office / Clinic
Any man who goes to the doctor atleast 4 times a year should be able to relate to this. You’re sitting in the waiting room, minding your own business, next thing you know…the perfect ass walks right past you. “DAMN,” you say to yourself. Then you think, wait, does this bitch have aids? She probably doesn’t. For all you know, she’s just getting a physical or a annual checkup…but can you really risk it? Damn, we are stupid. We should actually be more prone to talk to the woman who takes her ass to the doctor, because in reality, most of the girls you’re fucking, have never been and could care less about their health. Facts and common sense have no place here though; you just can’t do it. I’ve seen gorgeous women sit right in front of me, and I wanted to say something…but I just couldn’t. I’ve always thought, “See, this is why you’re in here right now. No more new girls.” It helps that she probably doesn’t want to talk to me either.
Honorable Mention: Palmer Park (are you sure that’s a woman?). Jail (she stabbed her ex-boyfriend for coming home late, don’t think you’re unique). AA meeting (one drink and she could cut off your nuts.)
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Keep Going
The front door was already unlocked. As I stepped from the foyer into the living room, the sound of the water striking off the surface of her curves grew louder. I took a peak into the bathroom, “Hey baby, I’ll be out in a minute,” she said. Fresh pussy was on the menu. I headed upstairs to black lights and a Reese Cup sitting on the tv. Fuck a green light…we’re on the freeway…keep going.
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A few weeks back I had to do a week in jail. I was supposed to serve 90 days, but I plead guilty to my charge, got sentenced, and ended up getting out early for time served. I won’t lie to yall, it was marijuana related, but I am licensed in my state. That was half the reason I got out so quick. While I was in there, I just kept thinking what Camron said about jail. Its two things you can never get there, pussy and money.
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In today’s society, you’re honestly probably better off not knowing how many people the person you care about has slept with in the past. Of course men realize that we most likely didn’t take your virginity, but when you find out that the woman you’re dating has had more men going in and out of her vagina than a barbershop, things can become…complicated. Sometimes in casual conversation, or a planned investigation into her sexual past, you may inquire about the amount of men and/or women that your woman has slept with. Rarely will you get the truth, “30″, “15″, “52.” Most of us get the same tired response…
“I can count the number of men I’ve slept with on one hand”
Yea, if you count by 5′s…
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This post is dedicated to all of the ladies who suspect that the man that they are intimate with is “suspect.” There is a lot of male homosexual activity going on today, but even as “coming out” seems to be the thing to do, there are still black men in urban America who are gay on the low, all the while carrying on relationships with women. Most of the time, you’ll find if you just open your eyes to his behavior, you will be able to spot the signs that your man gets it from behind.
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Give and Take
It was this time a year ago I met this girl. I met her through a chick I went to school with. We saw each other in passing, and she had the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen. It was seriously like crack at first. I had to see her again, but of course she was playin hard to get. So we just talked on the phone for hours. She had a baby, so a lot of times I’d hear her over the phone and I didn’t even mind.
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