undressingHER – LUST. LOVE. LIFE.

The Recipe: A 23-yr old, single, black female. College grad, good career, no children, decked out apartment, cars, 401k, and the whole 9. So what went wrong? Shit, what didn’t go wrong. I’ve ran across some women who couldn’t make up their minds….but atleast they had a history with me. This woman and I knew eachother for 3 weeks, we saw eachother 6 times. My best friend told me to leave her alone after our first encounter, but I didn’t listen. Damn, I wish I did….

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The blog (the official one) will be back next week.

Sorry about everyone’s comments not showing, I didn’t know auto-approve was turned off.

Today…

I was “dumped” by one of my fake virgins (aka head-givers) in the most ridiculous manner, but I’ll give the full details on that when the blog is back up.

Tonight…let’s see, I have this beautiful chocolate skinned girl that I met at Walmart last night, ready to be undressed in the back seat….and if her sex game is anything like her body….goodness gracious. I might take the camera along for this rendezvous. Yea, that’s definitely going down.

The Teacher is making chicken alfredo tonight, so I’ll be over her house if I had any energy left over from the girl from Walmart. I’ve been conveniently sliding over her house for the last few days.

I went to go see this other chick that works at McDonalds last night too. Brown skin, slim, big titties….and a hoodrat. She was hilarious too. She was reading the text I was sending the girl from Walmart, but she didn’t really care. I’ll sure I’ll be invading her insides by the end of the week.

Shouts to everyone on Facebook who shows love….and hate. I’m ready for this damn Detroit winter go be done with cause I can’t even get box in the car without leaving the car running with the heat on blast.

I took a break, sue me. Better yet, don’t. School, Money, and other shit took priority.

Women still got undressed. Stupid situations still occurred. I still wrote, because I’m a writer. Pics and Vids were still made, because that’s just what I do. New women came, new women left…….old women came back, some left again. Same shit, different day.

The re-launch date is looking like the last week in January. A lot of old post were lost, ah well. I’ll just leave with you a few things that happened since last time I blogged….

GONE…

Freckles, Jabs, Moscato, and a bunch of other girls.

NEW….

Bi-polar (yes that is her name), The Knitter, Angie #3, Jazzy, Shelle, Star, and a few others

BACK….

The Teacher, Therapist, Diamond, Meek, & Smiles

I hooked up with more girls in between, but I don’t remember their names and I never gave them a “nickname”.

Bubbles is still the main.

Last but not least….. “I wish my arms were long enough to hug you at all at the same time” to… Harlylm, La La, Akeelah, Mariah, and Poitree.

Well there goes my long a*s streak of consecutive days getting the box. There are few times when I’m more annoyed then when I go over a woman’s house and I leave without having had the chance to bust a nut. Well just my luck, it happened 3 times in one night. I don’t know what happened, I followed my guidelines to the T. I didn’t get anything good out of it, not even a good woman to kick it with or anything. Read the rest of this entry »

I was tired. Alisha wasnt. She barely went to sleep unless i fingered her until she came and fell asleep, unless she gave me enough head that she tired herself out and fell asleep or if i just f**ked her brains out until she fell asleep. I was tired!!! From a fresh 10 hour stretch from work. I just wanted to eat my meal, palm her a*s until i feel asleep. Alisha had a nice grabful a*s too.  Alisha was different, her head game was crazy, loves to spit and had a mean stroke game. The type to get mad if you didnt make her gag. But most random of all she loved to make me mad before f**king. Now i dont need to be mad to choke, smack tap you in the face etc. But it turned her on. Not to mention she was a squirter. But tonight she did something different that i would never forget to make me react like this.

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First off, Nicki Minaj can get it. Twice. Three Times. A lot of times. I don’t like her persona, that barbie-ish, her hair, makeup, or any of that fake stuff, but the woman is BEYOND sexy. She could walk around with a “I Know You Want To f**k Me” shirt and be right 99% of the time. I don’t listen to her music, but who cares, she’s getting money. I can’t hate on her persona, cause it’s how she eats, and she eats well. She seems to have a lot of fans though. Some, as light and thick as her; others as dark and un-proportioned as they can be. I hit up Google and typed in “Nicki Minaj, halloween”……

Since it was Halloween, this blog won’t go in like my previous “Get Off Barbies d**k” post. Besides, some of the girls below need to call me asap.

I’m curious as to what some of you think about the females in the urban community coming out in droves to be Nicki Minaj for a day? She has somehow managed to make every girl in the hood to the college campuses, want to be her. I’ve never seen this before; not with Foxy Brown, Lil’ Kim, or any other black celebrity personality.

Did anyone see any Michelle Obama’s? Come to think of it, the president has a TEAM of GORGEOUS women working his staff, anybody dress like them? Halloween didn’t start this, as you can go through facebook, myspace, or an other site and find black girls emulating Barbie (rather in the form of Nicki Minaj or straight from the source) all the time.

I hit up one of the sites from Google and found a TON of pictures. I’ll randomly post some here. It’s kind of funny to see some of the girls who chose to dress up like her. They would have been better up dressing up like a gorilla.

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(Recorded last night before bed, in the fetal position, holding my girlfriend’s picture.)

Is it still considered cheating if I didn’t nut? Yea, I know, it’s a stupid question but I figured I’d at least try to get out of this without feeling like crap.

I sort of have a girl. Okay not sort of, I do, there I said it. I have never cheated on her for as long as I’ve been with her. I look at other women, I flirt and I set up situations that would potentially cause me to cheat, but I’ve never went through with anything.

Tonight was a little different.

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