undressingHER – LUST. LOVE. LIFE.

Girls from everywhere. Girls from the gas station, school, the blog, the mall, and facebook. Girls I met on the way to see other girls. The point it, I meet a lot of women. I don’t f**k all of them, I don’t even get to a second conversation or visit with a lot of them, but that doesn’t change the fact that unless we had some mind blowing conversation, I probably don’t remember you. Some women meet “the UNDRESSER”, others meet “whatever name I’m giving out that week.” We’re one in the same, but I don’t just randomly just tell women I meet in the real world, “hey, I have this blog about…..” . Either way, she found out…and well….

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In a perfect world, a woman would always be available whenever I called her. Anytime I wanted to go to an event, she’d be ready. Well, the world isn’t perfect and no one who has a life could make that happen for me. Perhaps it’s the fact that we’d been talking about going to the fireworks for a week and she canceled on me at the last minute that had me like damn. I’ve learned from her cancellations in the past though, so I had a back up for the back up…or atleast I thought I did.

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Before scientist had the ability to isolate genes to control the sex, eye color, and hair texture of a baby, I used to hear a lot of women in my environment talk about the ideal sperm donor. They wanted a man with “nice” hair, pretty teeth and eyes, etc… but not to be physically attracted to their partner, rather so that their baby would have certain physical traits that society deems as “cute.” You hear it from aunties and mothers alike, “yall would have some pretty babies.” Of course that’s not a bad thing, but why is that within the first 5 thoughts in her head? It’s not just women, as I know dudes who purposely searched for women taller than 5’9, in order to maximize the chance of their future son being the next Lebron James.

My question is, is there anything wrong with that mind frame? If a person treats you well and loves you unconditionally, is a responsible person, and displays good character traits…shouldn’t that trump physical appearances when thinking about your future co-parent?

I pretty much gave up on caring about clothes when I started seeing dudes with pants on that were tighter than the pants the girls had on that they were trying to approach. Gucci and Louis Vuitton have turned into required lyrics in almost every song on the radio, males have chains on their pants…..and sag to show the urban brand on their pockets like girls do with Apple Bottoms. However, none of that gets under my skin like those colorful button up shirts with pokemon looking characters on them and SHIRTS WITH DEMONIC STUFF ON THEM.

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No Head? Still No Service

I don’t know why these women think I’m pressed to get their box. I rather have phone sex with my Chicago lady then sit up with some chick who is talking about she’s not giving me any head. You only get one time to tell me, “I don’t give head to just anybody,” before I politely ask you to exit my vehicle and you better not slam my door.

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The Crush Is Over

As some of you may remember, I blogged about a woman I had a class with a while back (see “Wide Open“) and how I saw something in her that could make her my potential main. Unfortunately, my “Ms. Love Connection” professor, got her to give me her number by putting us in a group together before I could get it on my own. So before I started calling her on a personal level, I had to make sure I could call her outside of school issues. She didn’t even answer me until I saw her in class again; seems like she ignored my test, but she just wanted to talk to me face to face. The more we conversed and sent text messages, the more I seemed to be interested in her. After the semester was over, I told her we should go out to celebrate being one step closer to our goal. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as I would have hoped….

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I wasn’t even going to waste my excellent ability to convey my thoughts with words, but I thought this was an important message to deliver to all of you women out there who like to arouse a man with text messages or phone calls, saying how you can’t wait to have him inside of you, but by the time he gets inside of you, you ‘re not doing s**t. There’s nothing worst than a b***h who can’t take d**k…let alone a d**k that’s not even completely hard. Shame on you and I don’t care that you asked me not to blog about that s**t, because I’m angry that I wasted my gas money on you. I could have been with her, or her, or her…come to think of it, I haven’t had a chick who couldn’t take d**k in like 5 years. 99% of them are screaming out “f**k me HARDER”…”kill this p***y daddy”….etc… I promise you I’m writing this with a frown on my face. I gotta vent…

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