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Dude, YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT SPECIAL!!

Thursday, January 28, 2010 9:00 by The Undresser
Posted in category Life, Lust

I know every father out there with a daughter in the age range 16-25, would love to believe his little princess is just as innocent as the day he held her fresh out of the womb, but NEWS FLASH JOE, SHE ISN’T. She’s as freaky as the woman you created her with. All this is brought upon by the ridiculous comments I heard today while listening to Angelo Herderson’s radio show today (a very informative show for what’s going on in and around Detroit, plus the dude is just a good brother in general). The topic of discussion was sexting, and boy o’ boy did the old folks come out of the wood works with their ignorant opinions about what’s going on today.

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Poor Performance – No Refunds

Monday, January 25, 2010 9:00 by The Undresser
Posted in category Lust

Cumming too quick sucks (actually, cumming before she cums is a bad look). It doesn’t really matter with a one-timer, but if it’s with anyone you hope to have a continuous sexual relationship with, it can really have her looking at you like “Why do I even deal with this dude?”, especially if you’re like me and you don’t do anything else for/with her at all. I had a recent meet up on Belle Isle with on of my a*sociates from the Eastside, and I fell victim to a quick shot. Not a good look.

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A Night To Forget

Friday, January 22, 2010 9:00 by The Undresser
Posted in category Life, Lust

For some reason, I keep ignoring my better judgment. This year has been a complete collapse in the realm of common sense for me. Last night, I met up with two different women. The first, a complete hoodrat, that almost caused me to catch a case; the second, a bisexual girl who doesn’t think she’s……bisexual, but I’ll blog about her another time.  Here we go.

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Strap Up Or STRAP YOUR KIDS IN

Thursday, January 21, 2010 9:00 by The Undresser
Posted in category Life, Lust

baby car seat failure

First off, for you idiots with no common sense (THAT IS NOT THE BABY IN THIS ENTRY, JUST A RANDOM FUNNY PIC I SAW). Moving on…

Sometimes I have to ask myself, “WHERE DO YOU MEET THESE WOMEN?” I won’t juice the story up like this one some super cute chick, she was just a random girl I met last fall at a liquor store. She is average looking in the face, no type of thickness. I only talked to her because she and her girl were flirting with me while I was getting some Reese cups and a Arizona Ice Tea. She didn’t live too far from me, so I figured she’d be fun on a dry day.

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Scoop, Bang, and Dip

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:54 by HateToLove
Posted in category Life, Love, Lust

Anybody who re member’s me I’m back! How are you doing? Hope all is well. I can’t complain either. God is good, life is good, family is good, what more could I ask for? Anyway let me get into this crazy/funny story.

Sometimes you only need to have sex one time to have that lasting affect on a girl. If it wasn’t for my ex, this girl and I wouldn’t have ever had sex. This is maybe 2 years ago, this other girls calls me for a drink, just as friends nothing more. My ex pops up, cusses at me…blah blah. So I’m with the other girl she’s laughing at how immature my ex was acting.
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Access Denied: Leotard

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:00 by The Undresser
Posted in category Lust

leotard

I like to refer to leotards as APD’s, Anti-p***y Devices. Other APD’s includes grandma panties, multiple layers of clothing, maxi pads/tampons, and other items all designed to make your journey to the box, greater than it should be. Little did I know a leotard, knee high boots, and several layers of shirts would all lead to my blue balls, but ah well…can’t get em’ all….atleast not on the first night….

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Sexy Chocolate

Tuesday, January 19, 2010 9:00 by The Undresser
Posted in category Lust

There I am, in Wal-mart at about 11:35 at night. I’m grabbing some oatmeal cookies, on the phone with a girl, closely watching all the other ladies doing late shopping. I was getting ready to checkout, when I just so happened to glance at the entrance. In walks this young lady, about 5′5, rich chocolate skin, with a body that had me (and several dudes who were doing stock) like “DAMN!.” You know a chick is bad, when men who don’t know eachother, see her walk by, and she becomes a unifying topic of discussion.

I quickly got off the phone with ol’ girl and made my way towards her. Strangely, I was a bit nervous. By the time I got up to her, I noticed it was some girl I’d already known from facebook (my real one). I never met her, nor tried to get on, but I casually commented on some of her statuses before. She smiled at me as I approached her to show off her pearly whites. She had on some black tights, boots, and one of those short coats that come to a woman’s waist. I was all in.

I gave her a hug. Looked her over once again, and gave her another one. She has a smart mouth too. “You’re all in, huh?” she said. She could tell damn near every man who could see her was on her jock. Besides her weave, I couldn’t see one thing that wasn’t right. She had eyes so beautiful that they managed to take my attention away from her breast and a*s. I was open. She walked around with me for a minute while I grabbed some more items and walked me to my car. As we exited, the dudes all seemed to give me a non-visual thumbs up, lol.

Before I got into my car, I gave her another hug and palmed her a*s. Oh my. This girls a*s was so SOFT. I meet women with fat a*ses all the time, but sometimes their butts are so firm, you can’t enjoy them properly. Nope, not her. I could already imagine the back shots. She got in my car with me and we sat and chatted.

Unfortunately, our verbal chemistry wasn’t there. Nothing stood out about her personality, but it didn’t really matter. Whenever she smiled, my interest was sparked all over again. After about 15 minutes, she was in the front seat with her titties out. I’m sucking on her nipples, trying to get her horny enough to give up the box, but she wasn’t having that. I didn’t really expect to f**k her in Wal-Mart’s parking lot the first night I met her anyway, but it was worth a shot.

We spent another good 15 minutes outside of my car talking, just physically vibing well. She was killing me with those eyes. Eventually, she left and the next day, she sent me a few text….

Sexy Chocolate*: Yea rite barry lol. thanx 4 da tease n leavin me moist n horny – 2:00 PM
Me: Wait…what? 2:02 PM
Sexy Chocolate*: Read da damn msg. – 2:04 PM
Me: Lol…. I was the one with blue balls 2:05 PM
Sexy Chocolate*: Yo fault. – 2:05 PM
Me: How…. Ur the one with all that a*s. Had me wanting to put u in the back and….. 2:08 PM
Sexy Chocolate*: And?.- 2:11 PM
Me: Talk 2:11 PM
Sexy Chocolate*: Lmao yea rite fool – 2:12 PM

A phone call later, to my surprise, she said she wanted to get laid down in my back seat. GREEN LIGHT.

I go pick her up from her apartment out in Westland. This particular city seems to have a lot of sexy, single ladies. The Banker and a bunch of other ladies who I talked to (but did not have sex with, which is why they didn’t get blogged about), live out there. I was driving around looking for a spot and I the jackpot, a movie theater that was closed down. A huge parking lot, no lights, no distractions. GREEN LIGHT.

Since it was freezing outside, I had to keep the car running, so I guessed this session would cost me a few dollars in gas money (and how she’d better been worth it). For some reason, she wanted me to keep the lights off….and I wasn’t feeling that at all. That body needed to be seen!! I undressed her and laid her down on the back seat. Grabbed a magnum out the glove box and slid inside of her. It was pretty normal for a while. Slow strokes, sounds of moans, etc.. Then I let her get on top; and she went to work. She switched her legs up every 15 seconds. Bouncing, grinding, laid back, leaned forward, feet on the seat…..she had me back there like, aight, slow down girl. She jumped off, snatched my condom off and started giving me head. DEEP THROAT. Most girls don’t like that condom taste in their mouths, but she didn’t seem to be affected by it at all. I grabbed a new mag and she bent over.

I have never successfully hit a girl from the back in the backseat. It’s just not enough room. Somehow though, she arched it up just right. Then she started making her a*s bounce, which had me feeling like I was in a strip club. I was tempted to throw that $1 bill from my center console in the air. I slid in her and she threw it back, but I couldn’t really get it like I wanted to. I put her on her back again and finished off. I don’t think she came, but she didn’t seem to care. She sat up and smiled, asking me “so how was it?” I told her it was ok and she looked at me like “n***a, are you serious?” Yes, it was OK.

To fully enjoy her body, I needed her in a room. Bent over on a bed or something. I didn’t call her for a few days, but I hit her up yesterday to check our status….and she was like she’s open for a rd. 2. Hopefully it’ll be an upgrade.

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