It’s Time To Go
Is there are direct correlation between females with the “fattest asses” and the females who lack any form of couth? It darn sure seems like it. Perhaps that is only prevalent in certain urban communities or tied not to the actual curvature of a woman’s buttocks, but the presentation of said…assets. For all the people who still ignorantly think, “uH will fuck anything”, despite countless blogs that feature yours truly walking away from open legs, here’s a recent recollection of , I’m straight…
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5 Times Not To Eat The Cat
It’s become evident that almost any man is prone to enjoy the taste of a woman’s vagina every once in a while, or atleast her reaction from a flickering tongue across her clitoris. However, some men seem to offer up having their faces rode just because the sky is blue. Since I have the lowest eat to fuck ratio in the history of sex, I feel qualified to speak on when a male should pass on the appetizer. Here we go…
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My Neighbor Surfed A Tsunami
It was a dark and stormy night…sike, it was absolutely gorgeous afternoon in Metro-Detroit. Birds were chirping, pit bulls weren’t biting anyone, and I couldn’t see anyone being robbed. The normal hoodrats downsized to mere mice. The homeless people at the gas station got a hold of some soap, nobody tried to sell me any “cd’s and movies”, and the lower level dope boys didn’t offer me any “loud.” All I needed was to find a nice young lady to enjoy the rest of the afternoon with…
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Double Standard?
Ok this picture is f’d up on a million levels, but I’ll let everyone else speak on that.
My question is this…
Why is this mildly ok, but what if this was a grown MAN, with his dick on some kids shoulder?
Can we say…he’d be in prison? He’d be getting his ass beat by every man who saw him on the street?
What’s the difference?
Why is it that a older woman can walk up to a 6 yr old boy and say, “You’re so cute. If you were older I’d be all over you…you just don’t know.” But if a 40 yr old man said that to a little girl, it would be lights out. So…what’s going on?
Female teachers fuck highschool boys all the time, no problem. 17 year old boy fucks 15 year girl…arrest warrants are issued. I thought females matured faster than males?
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How To Ensure You’ll Be Cheated On
Today I came across a good ol’ status that I couldn’t believe. To her defense, she has since stated that she wasn’t done, but I can only reflect on what I saw, lol. And what I saw was this…
When a man cheat’s ladies dnt be so qiuck to run away and bash him to your girlfriends, be a woman and talk to him and see what you are doing to lead him into straying away. #fyi I’m not saying be dumb n keep getting cheated on but be grown abt the situation sometimes #thnkabtit
I’d just like to see what the ladies have to say about this before I….ehhhh. Here’s my response:
Please don’t encourage women to keep thinking that the woman is doing something wrong. Most men cheat, because they want to. They have the opportunity and the options…it’s rarely ever the woman’s fault. If he’s a “man”, he should have told you he was unhappy BEFORE he cheated.
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The Evolution of a Relationship: Facebook Style
There is nothing funnier than watching a female gloat, praise, and dick ride her sex partner boyfriend in everyday, in almost every status, as if nothing else matter in her life. Even if the status is about someone else, it’s about how much they hate to see her and her man happy. 3 months later, on that same female’s page, you’ll see, “niggas aint shit,” “i cant believe i put my trust in you,” “fuk u. im single. taking apps.” Silly girls.
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P Is The Sexiest Letter In The Alphabet
This is dedicated to Bubbles aka Puddles for her recent…squirt-a-thon.
This is just a preview into the private parties I share with my partner
the prolonged periods of paradise, paralyzing her inner parts
see practice makes perfect and I’m a professional, sometimes a paid one
I was programmed to pounce on her parents little princess but I’m not a pervert
even though I keep asking for pictures of her pink on my phone
I don’t play, my physical performance deserves a plaque
I plow through plus sizes and pencil thins with power
using protection because a pregnancy can make you a prisoner
I penetrated her pussy precisely, pushing her pelvis in positions it’s never felt
the more I pound, the more possessive she gets
praising me with profanity, people wonder if they should call the police
she left puddles on the pillow top mattress proving she was pleased
no pauses, she takes the pole properly
the perfect pair perhaps, atleast for the moment
she’s ready to receive her protein prize
pistol in her mouth, waiting patiently to pull the trigger
pow, I shot my future population into her portal
now I can only hope that my penis doesn’t make her psychotic
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