undressingHER – LUST. LOVE. LIFE.

I recently met a young lady and we had a nice long conversation over the phone. I liked her vibe when we met (she was refreshingly pleasant and happy) and even more on the phone. She liked my resume, but told me she was waiting for the one big flaw, ASIDE from my obvious non-desire to commit to a woman right now. Turns out, the biggest turn off to her, and most of the A-Team and mains before her, is that I don’t want any children, EVER!!!

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Quite possibly the craziest situation I’ve ever been in. This story reaches back some years, but it all came together this weekend. Well not really together, but it definitely got interesting. Ill name the two women involved in this story as B1 and B2. They are best friends since birth, but nothing lasts forever, right?

I met B2 online maybe 5 years ago, she was cute, but not cute enough to actually pursue. She was also cool, but just not cool enough, but we both kept in touch, and chatted whenever we were both online. I met B1 and I noticed they where friends. I asked B2 if I could talk to B1, she said she didn’t care. I always felt she wasn’t totally honest about that, but I didn’t care at the time. So me and B1 meet, and hit it off the first date. We ended up getting into a relationship and me and B2 would always argue and throw shots at each other. It was all fun and games, but B1 didn’t know that we knew each other prior.
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“You don’t try to f**k my wife, and I won’t try to f**k yours.” “Cool”

The power of the P-U-S-S-Y. From wars to grade school fist-fights, a dude is willing to go blow for blow for a woman that he thinks is his own. Even if she isn’t committed to him by any verbal agreement, let alone marriage, some men feel like she’s his…FOREVER. Knowing this, men often make an agreement with our friends, boys, homies, or whatever we call those dudes we hang around, regarding which one of our lady friends our boys can and CAN NOT get at. But sometimes, for whatever reason, no matter how many women there are in the world, your boy wants the girl you want or have, and he’ll sacrifice whatever to try to make it happen.

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Cougar called me out of the blue while I was working. I hadn’t talked to her in about 4 or 5 months, but still she got straight to the point: she wasn’t dealing with her dude anymore, she moved into her own house, and she wanted me to come over. She was wondering if I had 20 minutes to spare for a quickie, but I was working on a project, so I told her I’d call her later on that evening. Unfortunately for me, I tried doing way too much and ending up wasting both of our time.

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uH Note: Therapist and I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how it feels to mess with a woman who has the ability to squirt. Thankfully, my new Chicago a*sociate is well gifted (you know who you are). She’s a pretty good writer and I knew she’d tell the truth, so I offered her the chance to write about her experiences with me. After making me wait months for her point of view, she finally sent it to me. Well, here we go:

I met [theUNDRESSER] back in the Summer of 2007. Light-skin dudes do very little for me but I liked the game he had about himself. We talked for awhile about everything from kids to college, and I told him that I was a Psychology major and that’s how I got the name Therapist.

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I get a lot of questions, and my dudes ask me all the time how do I pull a girl on the first date, what is my secret. There are many ways to get those panties dropping. I think really you have to understand what women are looking for. You have to understand how women think. Pretty much the way I look at a situation and calculate it in my mind is the complete opposite for women. Men think a+b=c. Women think a+b=ab2 or ab or d, or maybe if she’s in a bad mood it can be a+b=43. Yeah I know it makes no sense, once you realize that, then your half way there. Women usually will not look at a situation for what it is. They will take what they see and hear and formulate whatever they want in there mind, but not what it really is. You have to be what she wants, no matter what her mind tells her.

CONFIDENCE is key; it is with almost everything in life. There is a difference between cockiness and confidence however. Always be in control; never leave anything to a woman on the first date. If for some reason you can’t pick the location be confident in that location, even if you aren’t. Perception is everything with women. Why do you think they care so much about there looks? That’s why your looks don’t always have to matter. Most girls are so full of themselves nobody else’s looks matter but there’s. Some girls are so stupid they will only date a guy that there girls would date solely based on his looks. So they’ll date a guy because he looks good, not to her, but to her girls. That’s why looks don’t matter on the first date if you’re trying to f**k. Hopefully you only have to deal with her p***y, not her friends or her own ego. Every girl loves compliments, not “damn baby yo a*s fat” but maybe I like your hair. Or even make it a joke, like “you got your hair all done for lil ole me?” or “you just got your nails done today?” Anything to get the attention on her. Girls love all the attention. They do not care about you until AFTER you f**k. They don’t care about anything you have to say unless its about her. Make it seem like you’re interested and be confident enough to ask real questions. NEVER BRING UP SEX. If you’re doing the right thing it will come up.
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Well first I wouldn’t really even call it a date, more like we saw each other at school a few times. She graduated, and decided to hit me up and chill when she was back in town. We never got around to it until not too long ago.

This was about two months ago, me and grad are trying to kick it, but something always comes up. Its either something on her side, or something on mine. We finally agree to meet at a lounge in Ferndale. It was so hard to get up with this girl; Read the rest of this entry »