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Can I Get Fries With That?

Thursday, February 19, 2009 8:36 by The Undresser
Posted in category Lust

A week or two ago, I met a young lady while standing in line at Mcdonalds. We exchanged numbers and I never contacted her until a few days ago. I was surprised she still remembered who I was when I called her, and we ended up having a pretty good conversation for about an hour and a half. By the end of the convo, we decided to meet up the next morning before she got her hair done.

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Daddy’s Little Girl

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:28 by The Undresser
Posted in category Life

No disrespect to any of the wonderful ladies out in the world that were raised by good mothers without a father or male role model in the home, but this one isn’t about you.

I honestly believe women that grew up in a 2 parent household, where there was TRUE love and mutual respect, are better life long partners. Now wait, I’m not even marriage material right now, so my opinion of how great a woman is means nothing since I’m not going to commit to only having sex with her, but if I was……I think I’d have to find a girl that had her pops around.

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F**K Valentines Day

Sunday, February 15, 2009 8:43 by The Undresser
Posted in category Love

Back in highschool, my uncle used to tell me, only have a girl inbetween major holidays. Make sure you are uncommitted on Christmas, Sweetest Day, Valentines Day, and another other “buy me something” holiday.

One of the major reasons I choose to mess with girls that have boyfriends (or a significant other) is because when these “cake” days roll around, they don’t contact you at all, further than a “happy vday” text. All the single ladies I occasionally have sex with, who lack someone to take them out on Valentines day, start getting out of pocket and talking crazy stuff.

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Let Me Know You’re Bleeding

Friday, February 6, 2009 8:52 by The Undresser
Posted in category Lust

011“Want hoes to stop coming over knowing they bleeding” – Camron

Seriously, what is up with girls trying to come thru, or meet up, when they are on their periods.

A few years back, I was the victim of a lie a girl told me just because she didn’t want me to pursue sex with her anymore that night. I was about to finger her and she said, “you don’t wanna do that, my friend is here.” Yuck right. She thought she we were going to just chill and finish watching the movie, but oh no, it’s time for you go to go ma. Of course she was mad and never talked to me again, but oh well, you should have told me. In her defense, it was the first time she met me, so she had no reason to feel compelled to tell about the status of her cycle, but I feel it’s just common courtesy to tell a man if you’re on your period before you are sceduled to be alone with him.

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Pass A Test For Sex? lol

Tuesday, February 3, 2009 15:33 by The Undresser
Posted in category Lust

crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:31:41 AM): do u een know my name?
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:31:45 AM): even
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:33:05 AM): ****** Smith
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:33:21 AM): ****** (WHAT) SMITH
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:33:24 AM): lol
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:33:27 AM): heck if i know
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:33:28 AM): When is MY B-day
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:33:31 AM): what
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:33:31 AM): lmao
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:33:32 AM): whats my fav clor
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:33:35 AM): i dont know all that stuff
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:33:39 AM): what does that have to do with sex?
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:33:40 AM): what kinda car o i drive
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:33:46 AM): what is my major
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:33:52 AM): what am i allergic to
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:34:02 AM): how many siblings do i have
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:34:42 AM): SINCE U DOT KNOW LEARN THE ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS AND GET BACK TO ME
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:36:17 AM): lmao
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:36:19 AM): i gotta know that shit
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:36:21 AM): to have sex with u….
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:36:27 AM): again
The Undresser* (2/3/2009 10:36:36 AM): i dont know that stuff about anyone
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:36:43 AM): yes u should have known thoughs things to have sex
crazy.girl248* (2/3/2009 10:36:47 AM): well shame on u

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You Just Want To Cuddle?

Sunday, January 25, 2009 12:05 by The Undresser
Posted in category Love, Lust

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I was having a conversation with my lady a*sociate from Florida last weekend and she just up and said, “I need someone to hold me.” Um, ok? I said, “you want someone to f**k you.” She immediately went off on a tangent about why she can’t find a man to just want to hold her and why does it always have to be about sex.

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Wifey Type? LMAO

Sunday, January 18, 2009 15:32 by The Undresser
Posted in category Life

Here’s a fact women, if you were really wifey type, you’d be married. But that’s too general, so let’s explore this further.

If you mean you’d make a good wife to someone out here, well duh. Out of all these men out here, I’m sure someone would marry you and be happy. Having the potential to make some man happy is something every woman has, that’s not a unique trait. The question is, are you the wifey type to the man that you want? If not, it doesn’t matter.

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