undressingHER – LUST. LOVE. LIFE.

“I had a cla*s with your ex. She’s married now, I saw her little pictures of whatever. I don’t know how you do it. I’d be mad if my ex got married. I don’t know how I’d feel about that,” she said sympathetically. That literally came out of nowhere, as I was laying down over [...]

We’re back in the room. I’m in the bathroom with a magazine, trying to drop a pound or two. She’s laying on the bed, half naked, listening to her ipod. I come out, wash my hands, and lay on the bed for a while to let everything settle. I cut off the tv, all but [...]

I got a call from Lala, the girl from “The Enterprise Mission” blog, telling me about the Punany Poets coming to Michigan. I’d seen them before on HBO and I’m into mature events like that, so I told her to pick up a ticket for me when she went to get hers and I’d give [...]

I have a problem. There, I admitted it. Every once in a while, I seem to have sex just because I can, ignoring the “I get it when I need it” code so eloquently stated by Drake. That practice is one that I plan to omit from my lifestyle very soon, but I recognize it’s [...]

For the second time in the same day, I received a call from a man who was obviously going through some trust issues in his relationship. Being the very helpful and honest man that I am, I simply told the distraught fellow, “don’t call my phone over no b***h,” a line I borrowed from Lloyd [...]

How do I get these women? Poitree said she still doesn’t understand it. Sometimes neither do I, but sometimes it works, and other times it horribly fails. I try to make sure that on this blog, I write about the ones who love me and the ones who hate me. The ones who loved my [...]

After I finished up with ol’ girl, I headed over to the Comfort Inn to meet up with a girl named T. I had NO intentions on having any type of sexual relations with her, I was just going to see her for a minute before I went home. As I stood in the lobby [...]