She Kept Her Word…

February 17th, 2010 in Life by 12 Comments

I’m almost done with college now; I switched my major three times so that gave me a long college career. I dealt with a lot of women, a lot of fun, and a whole lot of sex. It’s only been one time I have genuinely been hurt in college and it was my freshman year. I hate to sound conceited [...]

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No Kids. Not Ever.

February 11th, 2010 in Life by 31 Comments

I recently met a young lady and we had a nice long conversation over the phone. I liked her vibe when we met (she was refreshingly pleasant and happy) and even more on the phone. She liked my resume, but told me she was waiting for the one big flaw, ASIDE from my obvious non-desire to commit to a woman [...]

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How To Get A Girl The First Night

February 1st, 2010 in Life by 16 Comments

I get a lot of questions, and my dudes ask me all the time how do I pull a girl on the first date, what is my secret. There are many ways to get those panties dropping. I think really you have to understand what women are looking for. You have to understand how women think. Pretty much the way [...]

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Always stay optimistic on first dates…

January 29th, 2010 in Life by 11 Comments

bar, lounge, funny,

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Scoop, Bang, and Dip

January 20th, 2010 in Life by 23 Comments

cheating, baby daddy, scoop up, sex

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Is it still cheating?

November 3rd, 2009 in Life by 1 Comment

(Recorded last night before bed, in the fetal position, holding my girlfriend’s picture.) Is it still considered cheating if I didn’t nut? Yea, I know, it’s a stupid question but I figured I’d at least try to get out of this without feeling like crap. I sort of have a girl. Okay not sort of, I do, there I said [...]

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The Facebook Breakup

August 13th, 2009 in Life by 9 Comments

Thanks to hennypenny over @ BHM for posting this. I found it to be hilarious. Notable mentions: “you know what you been doing all day, POKING people” “how you work overtime and you was tagged in Craig birthday picture” “what’s complicated is you not having a job” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwwuIn9inE Shouts out to the folks at Throw’d TV Related Posts:No Related Posts

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