2 Wrongs Make…2 Blue Balls
The plan was to reunite with Tsunami and remind her why she was my bad bitch. Needless to say, it didn’t go to well. But my decisions after that, fueled back a lack of self-control and lust, are what truly made this hopefully soon-to-be forgotten night, one to remember. Related Posts:5 Times Not To Eat The CatMy Neighbor Surfed A [...]
Where The &$#* Are The Post?
Have I stopped having sex? Have black women stopped wearing weave? Ok then. Blogs are coming soon. A few about some co-workers. Some slim chicks. Some bi-chicks. Maybe one or two to make you think. I’ve been saying that forever. I promise that entries are in my drafts folder, but when I read them, I don’t like them. They don’t [...]
Cry Me A River
Remember when Yvette was fed up with Jody in Baby Boy? He laid her ass down, gave her some strong dick, and all was well. This works; temporarily. Every dude who has ever seen his significant other shed a tear about him (rather she had a good reason to or not) knows that. This time, it worked, but it worked [...]
Dear Old You From The Future Me
Some women spend their time asking themselves why weren’t they enough. What did they do wrong and what could they have done better? Other women place the blame on the non-shit-ness of the male they were involved with. Regardless of the reasons behind the separation between a woman and the man she loved, most of them tend to judge, rate, [...]
5 Times Not To Take Her Back To Your House…
This isn’t that chick you honked at in the liquor store on 7 Mile; THIS is your future queen. The one you pulled your visor down for just to make sure you were right in the mirror just before you approached her. Serendipity has rewarded you. She’s been sensational. She’s said the right things, wore the right outfit, and [...]
Thank God For Women
Thank God for Women. All women. THE BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF BLACK WOMEN. Not to forget the beauty in all women, despite the ugliness that may show. The women that went through hell and back to become women. The women that got pregnant as girls and transformed to women as mothers. The women who love God; the women who love family; [...]
A Talk With My Little Brother…
12. Let’s look into that number. First off, it’s my shoe size. It’s also the diameter of every subwoofer that has ever been in the back of any of my vehicles. It’s the age I lost virginity. It’s the most amount of nuts I’ve bust in a 24 hour period (conventional sex, head, and masturbation included). It’s the most [...]
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