The Squirter Pt. 2
Make sure you read Pt. 1 First
Fast forward to more recent times. While working, I obviously work on the internet, I stumpled accross a young ladies page on Wack, I mean Blackplanet. Her page was …… different. She was cute, but her smile was GORGEOUS. Her body was cool as well, but it’s the words on her page that had me like DAMN.
This girl’s personality screamed POSITIVITY and LOVE. It was great. Of course, as I read on, I saw that she was deep into church and God. I usually try to stay away from girls that are trying to get their spiritual lives together, but….. I sent her a note anyway. I approached her completely different though, as usually I look at women for how fat their asses are, and not their character, but her……I had no lust issues at all.
I really felt a different way about this girl, so I told her off rip that I probably couldn’t mess with her, as we’re on the same page in life. She said she understood, but somehow we kept talking. It was completely innocent conversations, nothing sexual or anything.
I was over my bestfriends house one day, then she called me and asked me to meet her at the mall. When I got up there, she was standing by the food court, looking exactly like I thought she would and we proceeded to walk to our cars and talk. She told me about a book she was writing and how she was living. She was volunteering at a home for girls, helping the girls with their self-esteem and stuff like that. She had just graduated from Wayne State and was trying to work her way up to a more comfortable lifestyle.
While looking in her eyes though, I couldn’t help but think this girl looked very familiar. I kept telling her that and she was just blushing. I’m like damn, I know you from somewhere.
The meeting ended with a hug and she went on her way.
Fast forward a week. She calls me and wants to take me out to eat. I meet her over her grandmas house and we end up going to a restaurants somewhere in Taylor. I must admit, this was wrong. These type of arrangements are supposed to be reserved for my main and my ex’s. I fucked up, but she was just so cool. There was nothing sexual going through my mind, for once, so it just seemed like she was a good person to know. After we left, we went back to her house, and just had more conversation. Everything from how the world over complicates things to how her father was absent from her life until she was 10 or so. No tv or anything, just talking.
I was eexplaining to her, that once I get a cloud of my head, it’s usually a wrap. Lust takes over. My ex calls my “horny personality,” Raul. She says I get a look in my eyes that makes panties get soaked and anytime I looked at her like that, she’d say “Raul is coming out.”
Well, somehow, Raul came out. Don’t ask me how. I mean, SERIOUSLY, there is a Bible sitting right in front of us on the table. There are her kids pictures all around the front room, along with other spiritual books on the shelf. Rule #1 is your trying to walk in the light…………STAY AWAY FROM ME. Damn sure don’t have me over your house.
So now I’m trying to surpress my hormones and she was doing a good job of not adding any fuel to the fire. She’d just start another conversation everytime she saw that look. It worked………for a while.
Blah, blah, blah, I’m kissing on her stomach. You know, baby steps. I don’t know this shit ALWAYS works. She starts to pant and gently moan. FUCK. I didn’t intend for this to happen, but you know, “I Couldn’t Help It.”
Now we’re kissing. For the record, I don’t kiss bitches. Like, I gotta really like a chick to kiss her. Now we have a problem. In my mind, I’m like 99% sure she’s going to stop this before I get inside her, so I’m trying to control it, but it’s too late. I lift up her bra and everything is going good. THEN……I remembered no condoms. AHHH. Even if she gave me the change to put it in, I couldn’t run in her raw, so I’d have to go back to my car to get some out. For the record, I keep condoms on me, but now when I don’t expect to even get horny, let alone have sex.
So we stop, we had to. It was time to go and I had like 4 different girls calling in random order trying to see me. She went up stairs to do something and my retarded ass goes out to my car……..to get some condoms. Damn I’m not shit.
Round 2……we’re right back where we left off. Got her ass on the wall and she’s going crazy. I put my hand down her pants to feel the situation out and this girl is beyond wet. Raul jumped into full effect.
Now I have her bent over on the floor in the living room, stroking her hard and she’s like slow down a lil’. About 10 seconds later……..my dick gets bombarded with like half-a-gallon of fluid. I’m like WTF? OH MY…….
it’s…….it’s HER. It’s therapist. I’m sure there is more than one squirter in Michigan, but not like her. Did I really fucking forget a girl that I had sex with……twice? I did. I knew she looked familiar, but completely forgot this girl. I didn’t forget what happened, but I forgot her face.
I asked her did she have another car and she started laughing. She said yes. I’m like is it white? she said yes. I asked her what kind it was and she didn’t answer. After some games of back and forth, she told me it was a station wagon. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
How is she not gonna tell me, “hey, you fucked me before.” She gamed me up. I fucked her back in mid-07, so that’s a long time for me to forget about someone. She told me she thought I remembered her when I saw her and I was saying she looked familiar. For some reason, she liked the fact that I looked at her in this different light. WELL SHIT, that’s because I didn’t know that was her. Don’t get me wrong, you can get saved and change your life around, that’s cool……….but I mean, can we got some honesty and disclosure out here? She gamed me good. I was cracking up at the fact that I remembered her only because she squirted on my dick. Now I didn’t feel so bad for having sex with her in the first place. It’s her fault. She already knew me, she already knew how I was, and what happens when she’s alone with me. I didn’t believe she remembered me at first, like maybe she was hoeing too, but she gave me details of my apartment, my old car, my sounds, my jewelry, etc…
We finally got back to having sex, in which she came and squirted another two times. I was too busy laughing to really enjoy the sex, but it was definitely one for the ages. I’m kinda mad at myself for not remember a girl I had sex with. It’s not the first time it’s happened, but those girls were jumpoffs. Like it was meet, fuck, bye. We never really even talked. With therapists, we atleast got some good convo.
She told me she never called me back because she was selfish and she knew I was doing too much, lol. According to her, she told her friend, “I can’t fuck with him, he’s gonna mess around have me in there kissing girls and stuff.” You’re damn right, lol. Sike nah. She didn’t wanna get turned out, that’s cool.
Now, I don’t know what to do. She told me earlier that if we ever got into that lust thing, that she was had to dismiss me out of her life because I’m not good for her. That’s true so I can’t argue with it. If a girl is really trying to do the RIGHT thing, as far as sex goes, I’m the wrong dude to be around. Sad thing is, I love my “God” girls. They are like, GREAT girls, but they deserve a dude who is in tune with God as well, in all ways, so I keep it moving. I’m an active fornicator, ain’t no bullshitting with it, so I know what it is.
Hopefully, she won’t call me anymore. I’ve already taken her out of my phone (yea she made it to the phone).
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53 Comments
3/14/2009
What kind of women is this and I hope she doesn’t call herself a true church going woman wtf….u just fucked a dude you haven’t seen in a while who runs up in anyone and fucks him and get felt up in front of the bible..dumb..I hope she ask for forgiveness on sunday if she calls herself walking right with god. And the undresser really needs forgiveness and what kind of fuckin girls mentor is she hope she doesn’t get any of my family.
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3/14/2009
wait, I thought you said you weren’t coming to this site anymore?
lmao @ TRUE church going woman
what is that? Either you go or you don’t. You mean a true follower of the Word as best as possible?
And she already cut me off, the NEXT day. Sent me a text or something like she doesn’t see anything good coming from this. I’ll let her respond if she wants to.
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3/15/2009
LOL @ Cupcake’s love/hate relationship with this blog.
As a matter of fact, I am who God has called me to be and nothing less than that and your insignificant disproval of my actions does not change that.
I am saved, sanctified and filled with the Holy Ghost evidenced by speaking in unknown tongues. I am in church 5-6 times a week, active on over 8 auxillaries, strive to live and walk in holiness and until I invited temptation into my heart, was living a celibate lifestyle. Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t swear, don’t listen to secular music and I have a heart to live for God. Does that mean that I will never fall short? No, the Apostle Paul tells us in Romans 3:23 that “All have have sinned, and come short of the Glory of God.” But what if I profess to be saved? Aren’t I supposed to be perfect? The Lord reminds us to “strive” for perfection because He knows that only His son Jesus Christ lived a perfect life. So why do the saved sin? Well anyone who studies the Word of God know two things…1) We have two natures, carnal and spiritual, which are at war at all times. War, battle, fight meaning one side is not going to always win. That would not constitute a battle.2)We have to bear our cross daily. Each day comes with new challenges. Being saved is not about always thinking you are going to win by knockout but to know how to take a punch as well as you can throw one. To know how to stay on your two feet, to get off the ropes and keep swinging. As long as you lived saved, you will have to fight your flesh. The apostle Paul, a man chosen by God to spread the Gospel around the world says in Romans 7:15, “For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that I do not; but what I hate, that I do.” If you don’t understand it, copy and paste it into Biblegateway.com and click “Amplified Bible”. They will break it down for you. David, a great king and forefather of Jesus, says in Psalm 51:3-6 “For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me. (I admit what I did was wrong and I know that I will sometimes make mistakes.) 4: “Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest. (I don’t care what folk, think about me. I only care what you think of me because only you can judge me) 5: “Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.” (My sins are inevitable) 6:”Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.” (I can get on a blog that I claim I don’t like and point fingers all day but at the end of the day, God wants me to admit my wrongs, face them so He can teach me how to do better.) David wrote this after he commited adultery with Bathsheba and God forgave him and blessed his marriage to her with the birth of a child.
Girl, I can go all night. Because I study the Word. That’s why I know that when, not if, I fall, my God will help. Examine your walk with God. I got this over here.
P.S. Your family members shouldn’t need me, they should have you.
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3/16/2009
Oh lord now u want to preach the word….how nice lmao..bet you wasn’t saying all that in your head while you was getting bent over..lol
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3/16/2009
So predictable….Is creativity all but lost?
Preach…um…no,at least not yet. Enlighten, teach, edify..maybe. I actually just wanted to give you more of a platform to entertain this wonderful blog audience and push my friend higher. For that, I say “thank you.” I don’t really remember what I was thinking but I hope it wasn’t the same as what you think about while you call yourself “cussing” folks out via the internet and laughing your “a” off about it. No sin is above another despite what your small mind wants to believe (should I have put some verses on that in there as well?) I have repented and been forgiven of mine, and I will repent to the Lord, everyday for sins commited, both known and
unknown. How about you?
But anywho…please continue to leave comments and display your ignorance. The Undresser is becoming more and more popular with each one and I’m getting a ton of material for my book, the one you’ll probably purchase, read and rave to all your friends and family about real soon
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3/16/2009
whoa, whoa
calm down people. Like it’s been said, if cupcake finds this blog disgusting, there is no reason to come to it. I could always just block him, but what fun would that be?
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3/16/2009
I agree with you cupcake how lame of this chick to keep trying to keep replying and she acted in such a way that would be frowned upon . Folks kill me quoting versus when they sin all day and try and say they have asked for forgiveness eveytime they do something that they shouldnt . Your an active fornicator too just admit it. You trying to get on cakes for saying lmao are you kidding. You just got fucked in the ass by someone who clearly run through women like water and you know about it. Please..
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3/16/2009
U know what? This blog is fuckin ridiculous and so are these comments. Y do people choose 2 insult and humiliate themselves over the internet? Nobody cares about your sexual escapades! U got “creative” lil nicknames for the women u sleep with huh? Cute. Part 1 and 2?! Please! U sad and so is this “story”
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March 17th, 2009 at 8:42 am
if you don’t care, then just don’t visit the blog. Nobody made you come here or read anything.
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3/17/2009
Storm…chill b
You don’t have to come here tho..
Undressingher.com>>
FOM>>
The whole freak network>>
Yeah I said it..
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3/17/2009
Hmm… so I’ve been lurking here for a few days, and although I don’t personally know The Undresser… I don’t see what the big effin deal is.
Seems to me that Mista Undresser keeps it real and lays everything out on the table. He clearly stated that he tells each girl that he already has a main chick that they won’t be the replacement for.
So, that leads me to say… life is about choices. If a man tells you that’s he’s involved with someone else [regardless of the capacity], but that he’s willing to engage you sexually… what would make you think that you’d be anything other than a jumpoff or a pitstop?
The fact of the matter is, chicks dig a man with swagger, which is something Mista U seems to have. Chicks dig the chase and all that too. Bc for real, chicks wanna feel like their pussy is the best and once a nigga get a little piece of it, he’ll love you forever. The way I see it… even if your stuff is the bomb dot com… it doesn’t mean the man is gonna stay. I mean damn, it’s just pussy and it’s not like there aren’t six billion other chicks with coochies that they’re willing to share.
Hmmm… excuse the long windedness… but back to my original point…. life is about choices and everybody involved in each one of these blog entries chose whatever actions that played out. So for all you ridiculous folks commenting about how Mr. U is such a creep or whatever… did you ever consider the fact that each chick was a willing participant?
I digress.
Yo, Mista Undresser… I think you’re madd dope. You got swag and I give you a thumbs up, lol.
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March 18th, 2009 at 8:47 am
well thank you very much shortie, I appreciate that!!
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3/18/2009
Finally someone understands what I was saying
He’s not forcing anyone to do anything
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3/18/2009
I just found out about this site and I am a little confused…..u said u are single….but u got a main girl…and u sleep with other chicks on the side…..*confused face* plz break it down 4 me if u get a chance, im slightly lost on this one lol
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3/18/2009
Mr.Undresser….I just found your site via ‘a media outlet’ lol. I LOVE IT!!! Let me say this, being the freak that I am…I went straight to the Squirter post. LOL I would like to say that your recollection of what went down is so cool and funny. I can really appreciate a dude who can keep it real. I like that. Men don’t like liars…and neither do women. I’m happily married, but before now, I’ve been the ‘main chick’..and honestly, it wasn’t a good look. BUT had I known that I was ‘his’ main lady, but there were ‘others’, and he kept it 100-it may not have been so bad. I can appreciate the fact that you lay it all out there-like what? It’s really good to see someone who Keeps It Real…foreal. Keep up the good work babe!!
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3/18/2009
To LiLi, yes I’m single. First off, to me, you’re either you’re single or your married. Wives will tell you, being a mans girlfriend doesn’t mean shit, being his WIFE, that’s the REAL commitment (if done right).
Yes I have a main, as in the woman I put above any other I mess with. The one I do the most non-sexual related activities to (movies, pool, dinner, etc….) Although honestly, she hasn’t been feeling that way lately, which is my fault. In my opinion, all single (meaning NOT MARRIED) men have a main woman, it’s just the woman they put first and deal with the most. Some just choose to call that main woman their “girlfriend” and only deal with her.
and to Kandi, thanks for checking out the blog. I appreciate women who can just deal with the honesty and real outlook. They don’t have to agree with the lifestyle, just recognize that’s this is my reality, hate it or love it.
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3/18/2009
@the undresser, I get u….I apreciate your honesty…but I would be so hurt if I was her and I found all this out..like I would be in tears and whatnot screaming out men aint shit especially if I was faithful….luv ur blog though!
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3/18/2009
Excuse Mr. U, Why hasn’t she {The Main} been feeling that way lately? Is she going through a difficult time? Are you the cause in some way? Just curious
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3/19/2009
therapist….she hasn’t been feeling that way because she says my REAL time has been going to other women. Not the “jumpoffs”, but she feels like I’m giving real quality time and doing other non-sexual stuff with other women.
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3/19/2009
I can only speak for myself, but… it really all comes down to “keeping it real”.
No one is perfect, but if you at least lay your cards out, I can make an informed decision whether or not to get involved.
I mean, at least the Main knows there are others and the others know there is a Main. Some men can’t even admit to that.
It’s just refreshing to me.
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3/19/2009
this whole site is interesting in this own sickening way; I find it E.N.T.E.R.T.A.I.N.I.N.G & I do not agree on his lifestyle; but its not mine ..so what do I care!
but do NOT spit bible versus to justify your sinning & say u asked forgiveness when u KNEW what you were doing..
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3/20/2009
So when we sin and we knew what we were doing was wrong, then there is no hope for us? LOL@ that. People want to make God and Christianity into what they feel comfortable with. Reduce it down to what their finite minds can comprehend. I got weak for a man that gave me the most satisfying sexual experience I have ever had. I felt terrible and asked God for forgivenss. I’m not justifying anything. I’m just letting the Word be the truth and every man {and blogger}be a liar. My God loves me in spite of me, get over it.
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3/20/2009
I found your site on Media Take out and it is very entertaining! I love to hear about love and lust from a mans standpoint. It is to many instances where a man has plenty of woman and never tell the truth, they lie and do just about anything to get the panties. I always tell my male friends be honest because u take away a womans choice by not doing so. Chances are she will still mess with u anyway because everyone loves a challenge and truth be told women know if they will sleep with you the first few minutes of knowing you! Lol! Every women, me included think their coochies are above the rest so they think they will change you or make you theirs. I think at 24 years old if your honest and protect yourself then you are fine you are young have fun. Finally, someone understands my theory I always say there is no boyfriend/girlfriend box on applications just married,single,divorced- so until your married your single and to keep it real in gods eyes we are all sinners until we say I do.
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3/20/2009
I could say a whole bunch to you but luckily I won’t. .
I am in no way ever trying to reduce God’s word. but you are somehow trying to use it in your way to justify your nasty behavior.
you had every chance to GET YOURSELF TOGETHER.
No condoms. He left. You went upstairs.
you could have gather yourself together to prevent that from happening. but you didnt cause you wanted it.
you wanted the most satisfying sex experience.
you ever had.
you make it seem so passionate, getting bent over from the back.
but question is WHY DIDNT YOU STOP YOURSELF, you knew you were about to sin, you felt guilty afterwards,
but I wonder what were you guilty for ???
was it A. because you let yourself lose your celibacy for a boy who run’s through 86% of detroit ? just because yall fucked before ?
B. because…because…because…. what were you guilty for, huh child?
never mind I dont want to know, cause im tired of trying to understand your views of sex with random negros. I would never understand such reckless behavior, & you would never understand me.. you would throw your little words of how simple minded, narrow minded, weak minded, & ignorant I am for not understanding U & your hoe-ish behavior. I apologize I could never be a bible toting trollop!
I refuse to comment on u & him anymore ..
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3/20/2009
oh wait .. there was no Him & U .. U & Him ..
you were simply just a mere fuck…
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3/20/2009
Yo, funny how deep christian devouts have sex with people and dont tell them “Hey we’ve done this before! Remember I squirted on you.” LOL, Nothing towards the therapist. But yeah, I mean thats just great (said with EXTREME saracasm)
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3/20/2009
dang beautyfulsoul……u going hard. I don’t put pretty bows on fornication, so when people come at me about how wrong it is, I completely agree.
As for therapist, I’ve done stuff with her besides sex, so that removes her from a jumpoff. Your perception of what she is to me doesn’t really matter, but my bestfriend can couch, I do NOT go out with “mere fucks.” NEVER have and I don’t plan on it. I don’t have to like you to put my dick in your mouth, just be able to deal with you……I have to LIKE you to even walk into a liquor store with you. Matter of fact, I think she’s the only girl who knows me by something other than a nickname in the last 4-5 months.
Don’t get it twisted, she’s not my main, she KNOWS she’s not my main. She knows when my main calls…..it’s about my main.
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3/20/2009
a jumpoff : a sexual partner that has no immediate intention or expectation of establishing a long-term romantic relationship. …
were you guys going to have a relationship afterwards?
married? kids? noo way because you dont want to be committed. & you can’t have both. im not calling none of ur ladies jumpoffs to be mean.. its because its what they are. sexual partners no commitments no strings attached. cool I’ll take u to the mall, maybe even go see a new tyler perry movie. but you are what you are. oh would you prefer calling her a friend with benefits ..but even through that, she’s still a (UNDERLINE!!)sexual partner that has no immediate intention or expectation of establishing a long-term romantic relationship. …(UNDERLINE!!) she’s not your main, she’s just another mere fuck;nothing more nothing less. ya fuck women that are mere fucks. if they’re on there dot (period) you’re ready to kick them the hell out.
do you know their names? real names — naw cause you have nicknames for em like they’re little puppies.
the car they drive, what they’re allergic to.. simple things that you would know if you had a conversation with them !
but you really dont do you.. 2hours of conversation that includes facebook, phone , text in person etc etc..& then fucking…
are u serious thats just fucking …
& its very human like behavior (ATLEAST TO ME) to LIKE someone,I could never understand how one can have sex with someone & not be attracted to them?
so kudos to you.
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March 20th, 2009 at 9:59 am
lmao, you need to go read that post about the girl who said I need to know that stuff.
Actually, I do know therapists real name. I do know what car she drives, what she has degree in, where she graduated from, what she plans to do in the near future, etc. I know about her family and a bunch of other stuff.
There is no definition for a jumpoff, only what it means to you. And in your world, that may be a jumpoff, but a jumpoff to me…….gets NO convo. I maybe talked to her for 10 minutes out of my life, everything included. She came over, jumped off, then never was talked to again. If I fucked her a few times, she was a part time associate, she passed the jumpoff status when I called her after the first fuck. A jump, we fuck, NOTHING else. Fuck the commitment, I’m on that shit like come in the house, get me a glass of water and don’t offer them anything. That’s what a jumpoff is to me.
To you, that’s a girl I don’t want to marry……..I haven’t thought about marrying anyone at all. My main is the girl who I was going to get married, it would be with her. I don’t want kids, EVER, but if I had to get a girl pregnant, it would be her.
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3/20/2009
I said to me a jumpoff is a sexual partner that has no immediate intention or expectation of establishing a long-term romantic relationship. …
I didnt say anything about marriage.
a long-term romantic relationship.
=could be ..6 mos, 2, 3, years+, get married & have kids.etc.
& I read that post which is where i got the questions from; you dont know everything about every check you fucked, you even forgot therapist ass.. until she squirted on you. you have forgotten women 3 months afta you fucked em,
& then you try to tell me…
“Oh no I dont fuck “mere fucks” yeh right you have fucked plenty of em.
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3/20/2009
cause you can’t even remember who they are!
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3/20/2009
Yo U are a lame and I’m here to put your faggot ass on blast. Up in DLC (Down Low Confessions trying to promote this lame ass site. Slow ya row homie.
You been put on blast sucka!!!
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3/20/2009
Wow…this is a very entertaining site…I respect your honesty with the females that you deal with, they make the choice to deal with you, knowing that you have a main and that she comes first…for the females that get their feelings caught up and get angry at you…realize that it was a CHOICE…
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3/20/2009
@ theReaper….ummm how can you call dude a faggot for being in DLC. Ummm that means you were there too so that makes you a faggot too. Dude is just promoting his website.
PS. I love this site. Keep up the good work.
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3/20/2009
THANK YOU!! @ Beautyfulsoul. My BF was right…waste of my energy. Those who consider themselves redeemed of the Lord don’t need this explanation…they already know.
Moving on…
LOL @ Undresser taking up for me…
{Blowing you a kiss}
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3/20/2009
The Therapist- I appreciate your honesty. God bless you on your future endeavors.
To beautyful soul- You are sad. Christians make mistakes. It’s important, however not to wallow in those mistakes. Therapist asked for forgiveness, because she’s in Christ, it’s already done. Jesus knows our weaknesses, which is why we have new mercies EVERY DAY!
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3/20/2009
I just think that it’s funny how a really sexual blog got turned into a really serious and religious topic.
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3/20/2009
Thank you Juggernaut.
@ Thinker: Yeah, that’s how Undresser appears on the surface as well, really one-dimensional. He is actually very insightful once you get below the surface a bit. Something a lot of people wouldn’t believe from the blog.
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3/20/2009
buddy that is some karma kinda stuff huh…lol
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3/21/2009
THIS STORY WAS HILARIOUS! If this was a porn site …GOD would’ve told me to beat my dick };op …Lighten up people… it’s life… deal with it! And for those that don’t know… masturbation is cool, it’s thee addicition that makes it harmful & very evil… just keepin’ it real… I’ve given up the life your livin’ for my MAIN about 3 yrs ago… Much props for the site & the heads up on Drake… that “Successful” track was unheard of ’til I got here. Peace
P.S. SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA COMPILE THIS INTO A BOOK? & YOU DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS WITH YOUR MAIN OR ANYONE ELSE?
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3/21/2009
To THE THINKER…
That’s because once intelligence is applied (to any area) thee unthinkable & impossible can actually happen.
You should know that if you are really a true thinker.
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3/21/2009
You should know that already* if you are really a true thinker.
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3/21/2009
sad, I am not. but thank you.
anyhoo,
@the thinker..
exactly! funny indeed! God should have never been brought in this foolery. but miss. wonna be christian over there brought God in that when it should have been left out! I was too neutral at this whole blog, it wasn’t a big deal to me.. but when you try to bring God into something! Ha… no honey ya missed me with that one. simple.
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3/21/2009
LOL…I thought you was done commenting on me…
Cupcake brought God into this and you cosigned fool.
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3/21/2009
Lol. TheTherapist, you know… there are just times when we just have to take the high road and let fools be fools, lol.
Like you’ve demonstrated thus far, you are secure in your life and faith, and as you know… there will always be those that are trying to shake you or discourage you…
This tomfoolery is for the birds, let them eat the scraps.
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3/21/2009
You seem to be well-grounded and mature woman, JamaicanBeauty {I also have Jamaican roots
}. I appreciate your comments.
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3/21/2009
Aww thanks TheTherapist. I just call it like I see it, you know?
Sistren! I knew there was a reason I liked you, lol.
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3/21/2009
therpist needs therapy as said before. its funny how she even here. what is that about. still tryna fuck prolly call and text dude daily tryna getem to cum through.. get it cum through
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3/21/2009
Too Funny….
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3/29/2009
to th squirter or therapist wit ever ur most proud of. (I know I cant do it..mayb I’m not drinking enuf water.lol) anywho how did u find out about his blog. How do u feel about him telling yall personal biz ness. did u know it was da undresser wen he sent u da message on blackplanet or do u always fuck dudes that u meet up at ur nanas house(we all human baby. if ur as grown and mature as you claim to be u want be offended by my questions
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3/31/2009
@ d_bored1. uH told me the that he had written a blog about me the same day he did it. I was shocked and curious so after I asked him about 12 times for the address, he gave it to me. I really didnt know what to say at first but I wasn’t upset or anything. Then I got into the whole thing. I think he is very talented(as far as his writing and creativity.) I am an author and can appreciate good, entertaining literature…lol. When I he hit me up on BP I had no idea who uH was but like he said in his previous post, we had prior history. I was curious to know if we could have anything more than just sex. I think if our situations were different, we could have but they aren’t so it doesn’t matter. He picked me up at my nana’s but we went back to my place.
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9/9/2010
You stories are jaw dropping. I must say…a laugh comes out everything I read this. You have a crazy life uH…
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9/9/2010
Your* (and soo….this is a bit weird, but your site told me my comment was too short…that’s crazy too lol…)
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