The Squirter

March 11th, 2009 in Life by 7 Comments

Back in the summer of 2007, I met this tall, brown skin, girl who I kicked it with for a while. She was like 5’10, which is completely out of my range, but she had a lil’ model swag on her, so I delt with it. Plus her shape was on point. The first day I brought her back to my apartment, we had sex. That is when I lost my squirting virginity.

While she was riding me, I felt this warm liquid completly engulf my midsection. I though she was peeing on me. I reacted out of ignorance, pushing her nasty ass off of me, until she explained what was going on. After a while, and remembering the Jada Fire pornos, we started fucking again. We had another session and then I took her home.

I told my bestfriend about this “squirting” experience as soon as the other girl left. She did it 3 times and I mean, it was was so much, I had to literally scrub my mattress.

A few days or weeks later, she was supposed to come back over my house, but she was like an hour late, so by that time, I thought she was bullshitting. Of course, I don’t wait long, so I had a different girl over there within the hour. Then, while I’m chilling with the other girl, shortie calls me and tells me she’s outside. She pulls her BIG, HUGE, station wagon in the parking lot and we’re kicking it on the back porch while the other girl is in my apartment. I was trying to get her to come in, 3 SOME, but she wasn’t buying into it, so she left. I never heard from her again.

Stay tuned for Pt. 2

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

7 Comments

Vote -1 Vote +1The Reaper

3/20/2009



Squirting is the shit dog. Something must be wrong with YOU if you dont like that shit. TEll yo bitch to come here!

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Vote -1 Vote +1dragon lady

3/20/2009



laughing so hard……as a person whos orgasms stay dry it was entertaining to hear this….

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Vote -1 Vote +1shesz driiven

3/21/2009



im not a lesbian..i dont think..lol..but i’ve been looking at some squirting pornos lately..and im still in awe..only because it still and always will look like pee to me..but supposedly men go crazy for it..i dont get it.

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Vote -1 Vote +1Bajan Man

3/21/2009



Wow, this brings back memories you don’t know what you are missing. My ex of a couple years back used to do that shit. I used to have to wash the sheets constantly but that was some great sex the hornier she got the more she did it(i’ve been with many women but she is the only squirter that i came across) Send her to Barbados.

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Vote -1 Vote +1TheTherapist

3/21/2009



I have never seen a squirting porn but a friend of mine knows a girl that does local porn. My friend didn’t believe me when I told her what happens during my orgasms because they put water inside of her friend to simulate squirting…cheater!! HAHAHA

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Vote -1 Vote +1the man

3/22/2009



I don’t know how to feel about it honestly… like what happens if she had done this on a guys face… that’s honestly the uncoolest thing a female could do u know…maybe its jus me

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Vote -1 Vote +1The Undresser Reply:

oh yea, getting squirted on in the face would………horrendous.

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