This Is What I Get…
I’ll try to sum this up quickly.
Last night, I was, as woodpusha would say “thirsty” for some different pussy. The A-Team, which is what i call the girls i like the most were unavailable, so I started roaming thru the microsoft word contacts lists for some bitches.
walla, i stumple upon some bitch off 7 Mile. The pic associated with her name, I’d give her a 6, a 7 if she had her hair in a wrap.
Text her and boom……i leave out the house 15 minutes later. I was going to get some pizza, but I decided to swing over her house while I was out.
Sign #1……… her street was flooded.
I drove thru the first flood and kept it moving. I was speaking to her on the phone and she was complaining about getting her hair wet and saying how spoiled she was, I’ll touch on that later.
So I get to her house and she opens the door.
Sign #2……….. house is a mess
She said they were moving, which is probably true, but STILL, wtf?
Sign #3……….burn mark on her arm
yes, my thirsty ass ignored it. I hate bruises, burn marks, etc… on women. shit seems unlady like. its not like she could help what happened but whateva. Upon asking what happened……….u guess it……..bitch got burnt working at KFC. Bad look.
She’s 22……….remember all that spoiled shit…..she has no car. How are you 22……spoiled……and without a car? And her hair…..WACKNESS. Really, did she complain about $45 for that bullshit.
So she turns around……and now i see what’s going on here. ASS everywhere. Like an eastside of Detroit ass. I grab it. Put her on the wall and now she’s panting….ok so i’m about to get it in. I sit on the couch, she’s sitting on my lap facing me.
I pull up her shirt……..
there is something……..that aint right. i put the shirt down, i pull the shirt back up……..
listen i dont know what i saw. i really don’t. but it was a HORRID site. There was something like a mutated third titty with a scab on it. It was like 3-4 inches wide, right below her left tit. I pulled the shirt back down and said, “aight, let me let u finish packing”. My bestfriend said it was a sis. I called like 4 girls on my way home to tell them what I had just gone thru. I wish I would have taken a pic, well no i dont, but somebody else has to go see this and tell me it was real.
i got my pizza, which i had lost my appetite for, and went back home where my main girl was sleep. i woke her up and just looked over her body up and down, every inch, like never before. ahhhhh, beautiful skin. nothing out of wack. i continued make love to her, lol. i had to. i was just so happy that i hadn’t been hypnotized or something to not see this shit on every woman forever……….cursed.
we all have something wrong with us………but um….that shit isn’t right. She should come with a disclaimer. Like seriously, u gotta warn a nigga. Only thing worst than that would be her having a dick.
Has anyone else been played the okey-doke. Took off a girls clothes and saw something that was like…….FOUL? missing a toe? leg aint there? tumor by her pussy?
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3/9/2009
Wow, that would suck real bad. Thats why if she not anyone Im tryna get at foreal I dont even take the shirt off. Just take pants off. Im not tryna suck on no tittys anyway just lemme get this nut n bounce.
ACTUALLY last night, im chillin with a girl. Shes bad, big ass booty too. It was our first time kickin it tho so I didnt expect much. But we ended up in her bed, im like take all that off so I can see what I have to look forward to. She plays for a second, than takes it off. She light skin, and ashy. Like all over ashy. Im like you smell good, like soap. You smell very clean, I like that. Im tryna get into the “what do you wear as far ass perfume and body spray” convo. Shes like she doesnt wear lotion or perfume because it breaks her out real bad. Im like mehhhhh, atleast she smells like dove. Ended up smashin anyway. But she was OD ashy. Like it didnt make sense. I could see like each skin follicle. Lol…she did get moist like 10 minutes into it tho. Like her whole body did. Def not as bad as you foc, but equally unpredicted.
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3/10/2009
aiight first…i cant hardly breathe because of that story.
second…
I was talkin to this ma for like a couple weeks…this is like 06-07…so we talkin…im askin her about herself and shit…etc etc…so im like ma…when u gonna let me hit and all that good shit…she was like saturday…so that saturday i got up…cleaned my whole crib…washed unecessary shit like my walls and shit…i always burned my scented oils in my room…so my shit was smelling like lavender and chamolmile(sp)…so now im just chillin…she calls and is like im on my way…EASY!…hopped in the shower…put some fresh sweats on a white tee…i mean why get dressed dressed for fuckin right?…
so she gets there…we kissin and shit…i bring her to my room to get shit poppin…so she was like let me strip for you…i was like aiight cool…so she puts on ummm….wine for me if im not mistaken…
she starts with her pants..which i thought was weird but i ignored it…
then she does her shirt…take the bra off…titties was right…
she walkin towards me so i get up so we can continue kissin and shit…
so i go to go grab her and as im feeling her down…i feel something not matching the rest of her skin…
so i played it cool and i turned her around and act like i was kissing her neck from the behind…then i bend her over to let her start grindin on me…and them i saw it……
this girl has this BIG ass scab on her back…it honestly look like she got shot with the same shotgun lil fam got shot with on South Central…
im not a mean guy so i turned her around and kissed her and looked at my phone as if an appointment alert popped up…i was like yo i completely forgot i have to see my PO today…sorry.
shit was gross fam.
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3/10/2009
shit i remember it was this lil bad bitch in hs. she was on my dick since day 1, so all I had to do was set the shit up. she was a fine lil tang too. pretty ass smile, thumper in the back, c’s in the front. brown skin. she was a shorty too. shit was nice. so bing, set up a mission one day after school, I slide ova there hot n ready like like ceasar’s. we start gettin it poppin, i had he sit on my lap b4 she undressed. so she sittin on me while i’m squeezin on the fatty. she started pullin her shirt lemme see what the sitties look like. mind you the light in the room wasnt great, so i seen suttin between the titties, thought she had a tat, that i hadnt seen, which woulda been weird cuz she stayed wit low cut shirts. so i grabbed the lamp that was on the stand next to us an pulled it close…………why the fuck this hoe hav chest hair cuz. shit was thick, like pick worthy. like, what the fuck is wrong wit yo gene pool to produce some circus shit like that. i mean i aint even hav no chest hair. still dont really. my body jus dont think it need it i guess. so my thing is, if I dont even hav it, WHY THE FUCK YO DEFECTIVE AS GOT IT. I wasnt Mister nice either. wasn’t no phone alert frontin, or appointment reminder shit. I slid her off me an bounced. like she was cute as a mug, but i cant get past that hair cuz. I avoided her in school after that day too. burrrrr its cold in the D
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3/10/2009
This can’t be life tho..u was scared out of ur mind, after ignoring all the signs and shit lol
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3/10/2009
oh my gosh, i have never seen or even heard of women having chest hair…. wtf?????
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3/10/2009
Man I had this jink over at my spot, Army girl, and we gettin all kinda of nasty. She aint want me playin with her pooter tho, like not even grabbin or anything. So finally she gets a call and wants to answer it, so my mind hits Baby Boy mode and i bend her over an start tearin it up from the back…
Tell me why I look down, and as her ass cheeks spread I see a mixture of sweaty ass baby powder/cream and a giant ass crack scab, like 4 inches from the top to the brown thunder hole.
I mean, the fuck? So i try to throw it off in my mind, ok, im good, back in there, Dick swingin like a baby spider in a hurricane, she want me in the chair. So i said yea yea, sit down and she ridin me again, cool, she turn around and now i got an even better view of this nasty shit. I had to call it off then and there. Told her I couldnt, didnt tell her why but she knew.
She wanna call me later askin if her pussy aint good to me or somethin…fuckin yuckie ass bitch.
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3/10/2009
lol ok why is every one telling there life stories on your blog, they should be responding to what u said not adding personal info (at least not that much in detail). Anyway its not SIS it’s spelled Cyst…look it up online i saw some pictures that looked like what u described, so im gonna stick with my original statement and say thats what it was…and u know what else it could have been a keyloid (don’t know if i spelled that right). but i do know insurance wont cover those.
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3/11/2009
Yea that is what yo dirty slut ass get
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3/18/2009
Omg so superficial……I mean was it that bad….u men out there act like your perfect…I am lucky that all I have on my body that’s odd is my tat which is small, but u dudes seem like u are trying 2 hurt someone’s feelings I know I would be sad if a guy did me like that =(
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3/18/2009
LiLi….I would never do that to you. Cum to PAPA
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3/18/2009
LOL “Cum to papa” that’s funny…
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3/19/2009
so ladies who are on this blog, dudes be jcked up too- post some stuff about some foul dudes!
i had 1(thankfully 1) BAAAAAd expereince with a dude when i was single- dude comes to my crib to get some-(hey i was single and needed to bust a nut or 2 or 3) and Im a full service type chick- attemted to give dude some dome – but nigga had the balls to come to my crib un showered and smelling like he just dropped some biscits??!! I gagged and said “you know what, i have an early day tomorrow, you needs to gets the steppin” kicked him out my crib and called my BFF pronto!
that night he was re-christened McStinky! and he was never heard from again.
yea so dudes are yukie tooo….
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3/19/2009
@ sexy 4 spite I agree!
Lol some dudes don’t care, they step out the bathrom with pee pee dripping off the tip and want some dome……boy bye! Get outta here with that tom foolery! yes these dudes can be effed up with their nasty selves…maybe we she be as bold as the undresser and keep it real and just tell dude he is gross as hell and isn’t getting any love (at least not from me, because some girls get down like that)
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3/19/2009
I dont have any bad stories….fortunatly …wait lemme think….dont have to think far back but lemme think….hmmm…. nope no tom foolery for me! unless u wonna call it the UNEXPECTED SMALL PEENUSS! Like boyeee dat didnt look like that in the pictures! lmfaOo ya turning me off ya turning me off
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3/19/2009
& ughsssss peeepeee drippn off the tip! gotdamn da nastyness ..
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3/20/2009
You LAME ASS NIGGA!! Only a sucka like you would run from a chick because she got stretch marks or a little burn. MAN UP NIGGA!!! ONLY BITCH ASS NIGGAS GET UPSET OVER SHIT LIKE THAT. REMEMBER WHAT KATT WILLIAMS SAID?
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March 21st, 2009 at 9:22 am
lol, there is a HUGE difference between a burn mark, stretch marks, and a damn volcano looking cancer-keloid hibernating under a titty.
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3/20/2009
Dang, yea I agree with a comment earlier about everybody telling their life stories but he did ask if anybody else has been through anything like that. I haven’t. I don’t sleep around, so I really haven’t seen much. Have no idea what that was or could have been, but it seems like it wouldn’t be that serious. I would think guys are like well I might as well since we are in the moment and then just never talk to the girl after that…but I guess not. That is kinda messed up though to do it like that. She probably knew why you said that anyway and probably is already self-conscience?? (Did I spell that right, I don’t know.) Everybody can’t be perfect. But this is what I wanted to ask…are you saying that you left your “main” girl, the one you’re supposed to care about while she was sleep to go have sex with this chick and didn’t even hit it?? That seems a little over the top to me, especially you just came back to her and had sex with her anyway…
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3/20/2009
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3/20/2009
Lmao @ this post. Well I did have an ex who was thick as hell. Very fat ass. On our first time having sex, I was getting ready to hit it from the back. Keep in mind that I’m used to girls who love to lotion up and stuff like that. This girl was quite dark too. Well when I pulled her pants down, her ass was white as powder. So I’m like, “what’s up with all the powder”. She then informs me that she doesn’t wear powder. That’s when I realized it wasn’t powder I was looking at. It was an ashy ass. That shit really turned me off. But, leave it to me, I solved the problem. I went and got some of my own lotion, lotioned her ass real good, and resumed hitting it from the back.
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3/20/2009
LMFAO!!!! yall some damn fools!!
“what’s up with all that powder?”
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3/20/2009
ROFLMAO!!!!! why you call people and tellin???? lol
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3/21/2009
Well as a woman I feel like havin stretch marks and shit like that is natural. I mean for those who’s had a child know what i’m talking about. But if the bitch aint rubbin cocoa butter or shea butter on her shit then obviously she lacks good hygiene. I mean do somethin about it ya know?!??! Cause that shit aint cute. But anyway I was talkin to this dude and we was in the bathroom and he truned the lights off n I was rubbin his chest and he had all these moles on his chest. & plus he wasnt even my type. He wore what he called “fitted clothing” but honestly his shit was too tight. & something about him made me think he was bisexual or somethin. But I didn’t give a damn I just wanted a free meal and some drinks that night haha!
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