Who Dis?
AHHHHHHH!
First off, let me say that I HATE TEXT MESSAGING. I do it for 3 reasons:
1. Females do it.
2. Instead of calling one girl at a time, I can send a “what’s up, u free today?” text out to 10 girls at a time. Since the girls may be at work, with their boyfriends, etc… they are able to type no, without answering the phone.
3. When I’m around a female, mostly my main or an ex, and I don’t want her to hear what I’m saying. No I’m not hiding, but there’s a difference between being honest and just flat out disrespectful.
With that said, every once in a while I text a girl and she doesn’t have my number stored in her phone. That’s fine, as I rarely know who anyone is that’s calling me unless I’m by my computer. The problem occurs when they respond to a message from an unknown person. The horrid phrase, “who dis?”. Let me be clear, my grandmother would throw a dictionary and an english book my face is she heard me utter those words.
When a lady doesn’t know who is calling her, she usually says “who is this?” If she’s on her A-game, she may say “to whom am I speaking?”….I really love it when they say that, lol. But that damn hoodrat ass “who dis?” is driving me crazy. I mean, it’s really driving me nuts.
I hate to label women, but fuck it. Call a bunch of girls and compare the ones who say “who dis” to the ones who don’t. It will be like comparing an AKA to a girl who dropped out of high school. Of course, there are some exceptions and I’m defenitely not an advocat for the proper english language club, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I like to call this horrid english, hoodrat catch phrases.
Women, LADIES, should not say: “What’s Poppin?”, “What Up Doe?” , “What It Do?”
I’m not perfect, and I’m sure a lot of my lady friends will let me know that after reading this, but no matter how stupid someone says the things that I say are, I can still say them in a semi-intelligent way.
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7 Comments
3/19/2009
yeah i can understand. I know when I just changed my number I used to get random texts. when I told one random texter that he had the wrong number he said,”who dis be?” ugh!
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3/19/2009
damn that sounds so ‘hood what’s funny is so many chicks think that type of vernacular is so cute…sorry nope, its a no-no, agree with you hands down on this one
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3/20/2009
I agree with you. Slang like that should never be used by a women it’s simply not cute. As a rule I never let guys speak to me in that way either, women need to teach guys how to treat and talk to them instead of “joining” them it would benefit everyone as a whole.
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3/20/2009
yikes @ “who dis be?”
I literally cringed while reading that.
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3/21/2009
LOL i’m not goin to front because i’ll say it sometimes. But how i text is very different from how I speak. I’m well educated and have been taught to speak proper. What’s even worse is when people talk ghetto I mean I can’t stand it. & one of my white homegirls told me I’m the whitest black girl she knows. & all I said is “na.. I just talk like I have some since.” * she shut the hell up LOL.
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3/21/2009
Aw & one more thing.. I can’t stand her sometimes because she’s one of them white girls that TRIES to talk slang all the time and it’s annoying as hell. & then this girl thinks she can do that just because she lives in a area where mostly black people live. It’s not cute and I think she gets jealous just because I speak well, spell well, and write a damn good essay when needed lol. & my daughter will be raised the same way. While her daughter on the other hand will be raised that “dis” instead of “this” is the right way to speak just to fit in. & that is very unfortunate for her I feel for her!
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3/22/2009
You actually use a lot of “detroit” slang in your writings. Although I will admit that they are well written for the most part. But “sike nah” is a DEAD detroit giveaway…;) I’m from the crib ( haven’t lived there in ten years so I remember the slang although thankfully I have lost the accent. Also You used “all” instead of “oh”. But well written; I like the fact that from reading your thoughts I am completely reminded of exactly how driven men are by physical/sexual need. I appreciate the honesty.
Peace
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