Is This Bitch Bi-Polar?
I couldn’t make this shit up if I wanted to.
I met a girl off Blackplanet about a week or two ago. She was light-skin, cute, with an ok shape (lack of ass though). We exchanged numbers and we had a few ok conversations. She was away at school, so we planned to hookup when she came back for Spring Break.
She neglected to tell me that her friend was coming back home with her, which is fine with me, but of course…..she did that ol’ high school shit: “I’m with my girl, where yo boys at?” Can we be clear here? I’m grown. I don’t do hookups and shit. When I ask a girl, “where are your girls?”, I’m talking about for ME, not for any other dude. Moving on….
Finally, she calls me asking if I wanted to come through. Then I find out out she lives on the eastside of Detroit.
RED ALERT…….something is wrong with those girls. My bestfriend can tell you, all of my drama is a result of dealing with girls from the eastside of Detroit. While the eastside has the thickest girls in the area………their asses look like they are straight from Georgia, they also have the blackest, ugliest, most HOODRAT girls anywhere in Michigan. Let me stop, lol. **Of course there are exceptions.
So I’m on my way over to her house, where her and her friend, are walking out to the car when I pull up. Her friend, a spetite, chocolate, young lady was actually a much better look. I wanted to almost do a trade off, lol. Anyway, so she walks up to my car window and begin talking. She looked better on “blackplanet,” but she wasn’t ugly or anything. She asked me to get out of the car and then I saw a really, really, gross bump on her face…….but I won’t even go there.
I got out the car and gave her a church hug. She asked me “how do I look” and I said, “ur cool.”
Then she punched me in my chest. Yes. Straight jab.
I kinda stopped like…….rewind. Then she started doing the Ali shuffle in the middle of the street. I’m thinking to myself, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch? The punch didn’t hurt, but I felt it, so it wasn’t one of those times when your girl hits you cause u said something funny….it was more like a “Round 1, FIGHT!!!” type of thing. Then the shuffle…….and I’m just like this can’t be life.
Then she said, “I bet you can’t hit me.” WHOA. Seriously? You’re 21. I said, I know I can’t, because I’m not going to try. Then I left.” She called me 5 more times within 4 hours. Each time, I said I’d call her back.
It’s really my fault, because back when I was talking to her on the phone, she used to call and I’d say I’ll call you later, and she’d call me back 3 times before I’d get the chance to call her. That’s not normal. Most of the time, if I tell a woman that, she won’t call me back until the next day or so if I haven’t called her, and that’s only if we’re really cool.
I’ve been ignoring her text and calls for about a day or so, but she kept at it, so I decided to just reply and end it like a man. I wrote, “I’m straight on talking to you anymore, take care.”
She replies with why? I don’t even think it matters why, so I ignore her, then I get this text:
“Ur an asswhole, u cant even answer my calls. And u still havent given a reason as to why ur straight with talking to me anymore. I didnt do shit to u. And i know ur not trying to call me ugly, cause ur not a morris chestnut yourself”
WOW. I didn’t say anything mean to this girl, nothing at all. I didn’t curse her out, never said she was ugly, never did anything mean. All I said is that I would no longer like to talk to her and I get this? I’m sorry, but I’m not the type of man that likes to box with a girl when I first meet her. I like……girly girls. No matter what the reason was though, the vibe was wrong. We had no face to face chemistry. What is so hard for her to understand about that?
I don’t want to call her back and explain this, because I don’t want to hear her going off. That’s going lead to me acting like a real disrespectful nigga and saying some off the wall stuff. So what should I do?
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14 Comments
2/27/2009
I can only imagine Foc’s face shit was probably like “WTF?!?!” he prolly looked both ways to see if anyone actually saw this shit lol
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3/5/2009
Just let it go. Your ego wants to either snap or defend your side of things. But its not a good investment of time, and waisted time = waisted money, or waisted time that you could be putting to other things.
20 year old girls got a crazy that i dont even want to deal with. Women mature faster then men normally, but early 20′s in relationship women love to argue and be right and is willing to argue and challenge you like no other age group i experienced. The hollering and the and the emotional aspect is wild, you see how she snaped on you. There was more where that came from after you would have had sex with her and her sexy friend lol. You know the answer. Trust your gut.
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3/6/2009
SCREAMING @ This can’t be life, and you redid the story or something? lol
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3/6/2009
nah, some more stuff happened with her retarded ass, but I’ll put that in part 2.
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3/7/2009
LMAO at this whole situation…I’m embarrassed for her smh….sooo the appropriate way to greet a man is to attempt to fight him in the middle of the street?? She seems immature …either shes childish or she simply doesn’t know how to handle herself around a man. That’s some foolishness that happens on a playground amongst children. There is always the possibility that she might of just hit you because she sensed that you didn’t like her when you gave her that “church” hug lol. I think you handled the situation the best way possible…short and simple. Afterall, your interactions with her were short and she’s simple so I don’t feel that there was a need to address her immaturity any further.
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3/9/2009
Lmao,Hecky Naw Lol She Foolin’
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3/10/2009
screamin……bitches in the d always trynna hit a nigga in the chest and shit…….
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3/10/2009
lmao at the ali shuffle u left that part out when u were telling me the story, and yes i did tell u about them east side girls. i really wish u would just stop driving over there all together, you’ve had maybe 5 good experiences compared to the 500 nut cases, uglies, hoodrats, scar faces, and apparently wack ass boxers….ur new requirement should be westside and outside of detroit need only apply
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3/19/2009
wow, thats crazy. . I think you should just ignore her ..& write that pt 2!
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3/20/2009
Eyo, she was just immature to start with period. Good thing you didnt stick that hoe. You would be writing from a hospital bed right now.
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3/20/2009
Wow This is so tru ive met girls just like this..
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3/20/2009
After a few unanswered calls and texts she should figure it out!
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3/20/2009
Lmmfao @ this. Glad that wasn’t me cuz I’d have been in jail.
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3/22/2009
You know that is just ridiculous…
but….you DID meet her on the freaking INTERNET…
So how sound do you think she could be if she has a profile up on black planet…( which I KNOW I haven’t logged into since ’00)trying to meet men…that is not a networking site ( you get my point)…but you know the “Dirty District” is kind of rough guess it was her immature, infantile way of letting you know she can hold her own…ignore her and STOP gaming up broads on black planet…you’re are wasting your time…and you sound too intelligent to be doing that…Find a woman who isn’t from Detroit ( or at least doesn’t live there)…and then transfer your career and MOVE…you’ll be much better off…and there are soooo many options out here
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