The Punany Poets Pt. 1
I got a call from Lala, the girl from “The Enterprise Mission” blog, telling me about the Punany Poets coming to Michigan. I’d seen them before on HBO and I’m into mature events like that, so I told her to pick up a ticket for me when she went to get hers and I’d give her the money back. “Excuse me?,” she responded, as if I’d just asked her to give me head on a public bus. I thought I was the clear the first time, but I repeated myself anyway. “No,” she said. “There’s no point in us going together if we’re paying for our tickets separately”. “That’s not a date, we’re not going as a couple, we might as well sit on different sides of the room.” What the fuck? As Freckles would say, that’s petty. I would have liked to go with her, but that immature foolishness led to my typical response, “no problem.” I’ll just go with someone else.
I would have just gone with Bubbles, but she’s so dry with stuff like this. She finds bisexuality to be utterly disgusting and this venue was taking place were girls frequently kiss other girls, plus she had to work. So I called up the few ladies that I’d be willing to go out in public with, that I KNEW I was going to have sex with before, maybe during, and after the show. Most of the women had to work, so up to the day before, I figured I wasn’t going at all, but I ended up get a text from T saying she’d like to go. GREEN LIGHT.
T is a freak. Meaning, she is proactively in touch with her sexuality. I know a lot of women who will do just about anything, but you have to bring it to them. You have to suggest everything, you have to make the first move. I love a woman who just comes and grabs my dick out of my pants while I’m playing NBA2k. A woman who could care less if I’m sleepy or tired, she just takes it, as I would do to her. T embraces that mindframe, which is another reason we get along.
She’s from Canada, but she born in Trinidad. She reserved a room near the club, so when I picked her up from the Ren Cen, we drove right there. On the ride there she asked, “are you coming in? I need a quickie.” I was going to just wait in the car for her while she changed her shoes so we could get to the event on time, but she had me following her in without much effort.
She sat on the bed, wide eyed, waiting to see what steps I’d take to undress her. I stood in front of her, instructing her to unbutton my pants and she took over from there. As usual, the head was nice. She got on top of me and rode me for a good 5 minutes or so. She came, I came soon after. Then we were off to the show.
The line at Club 9 in Ferndale extended well outside of the doors onto the sidewalk. Pretty women filled the area; old friends hugged and men introduced themselves to the most attractive women around. Those who had VIP tickets, whom I was not one of, walked freely into the club, while the rest of us stood outside in the cold. That won’t happen again, TRUST that. We finally made it up to the door, checked in, and began to look for a seat. The place was packed before the show ever began. Scantly dressed women were everywhere. All sizes, all shapes. Some were studs, whom I ignored; others were multi-racial beauties whom were in groups filled with fine women as if they had a physical standards to even be their friend.
A part of me wished I would have just came with one of my boys and used this perfect opportunity to recruit bisexual women for many future blogs, but I knew that T and I got along very well, not to mention that she was a freak. The show started off with some brother literally talking the panties off of the horny single women that filled the crowd. I think 5 or 6 women slid him their numbers when he left the stage. More poets followed, including a woman who was butt naked in a fishnet dress. While her breasts were nice, her overly muscular tone wasn’t my cup of tea. Think Serena Williams (minus the donk) and Tina Turner. One of the stud’s delivered several EXCELLENT poems. One in specific had to do with her father not accepting the fact that she was a lebsian. Powerful music in deed. Porn star Sinnamon Love was also in attendance. I didn’t really care for her poetry, but she provided a lot of sex appeal on some of the dance sequences.
T rubbed her hands across my pants during the more erotic parts of the show, whispering, “I’m so fucking horny,” as to suggest I start fucking her right there on the table. I wanted to start sucking her breasts a few times, but I held back. The show finally ended with sort-of a “3rd base” orgy going on on stage, which included patrons and performers. Several bisexual women from the audience found their way to the breast of other women, which I enjoyed undoubtedly.
While T was in the bathroom, one lady approached me very politely. She asked me my name, what I did for a living, etc… but I was not attracted to her in the least bit, so I told her that I was there with a young lady and I didn’t want to be rude. She gave me her number, that I acted like I was entering into my phone, and then she left. Other than that, it was just T and I.
After the show, we went to get something to eat. I’d say we learned a lot about each other in that 30-45 minutes at the restaurant. The conversation flowed very smoothly about all types of topics from race and family to the importance of a college education and the scam of what they call “mandatory courses.” She foot the bill generously, without even giving it a second thought, which turned me on more. Now it’s back to the room…..
Pt. 2 Coming tomorrow….




19 Comments
3/3/2010
New A team maybe? Anyway,sounds like an interesting show,wonder if they’ll head to NYC…. You guys should of just jumped on stage and got it poppin along with the other poets. lol
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March 3rd, 2010 at 4:11 pm
nah, she’s in Canada, can’t be A-Team status. I haven’t had a girl on the A-Team in so long it’s starting to become sad. I’m just not vibing with the women I meet, or in some cases, they’re not letting the connection flow because they know I have no desire to be in a committed relationship with them. I can’t blame them for that.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 7:28 pm
I’m not trying to be funny but did you ever think you may be gay? It seems you are uninterested in making love to any of the women you blog about, rather just raw sex. My best friend was always a lady’s man in high school, I mean women literally threw themselves at him and he had tons of non committal sex and was bothered that he couldn’t connect with any of them mentally/intellectually/ect. Anyway to make a long story short you two seem o have alot of similarities and he came out last year. just a possibility.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Wow…. Interesting question. Let see if he’ll respond.
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March 4th, 2010 at 8:27 am
WOW! LOL. I don’t think Uh is gay at all. He is just young and doing what alot of men do but don’t blog about it…….
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March 4th, 2010 at 10:05 am
To make love, you need to be in love. Since I currently don’t love anyone but Bubbles, whom I don’t really blog about, your conclusion was unfounded and ignorant. Secondly, you said he hasn’t connected with any of them, obviously I don’t fit in that category because I have had a non sexual connection with plenty of women, they’re just no longer around mostly because they wanted commitment that I’m unwilling to give. So that makes me a fag? lol.
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March 4th, 2010 at 11:42 am
wow, why so hostile? I was just asking a question, don’t get so defensive, it just makes you look gay. Men who are comfortable with their sexuality and know they’re straight would just be like no I’m not gay. Using terms like “fag” just makes you look ignorant like you’re trying to overcompensate or something. I simply suggested that you may be. Which is true, you could be in denial, I’ve seen it before- black guy, extremely homophobic, overcompensating for his manhood. To me if you were straight you’d be more respectful of women.
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March 4th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
awwww yall foolin, lmao bruh u shud change this blog to uh (undressing him). hahahahahahaha in the words of huey of da boondocks ” ni99a YOU GAY”
3/3/2010
I like this. Cant wait!
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3/3/2010
Poor Bubbles. Do you pay her any attention. Seems like you need a new main. You hardly speak of her and when you do you talk about how you dissed her for another women and the sex must be terrible i have heard you mention jumps more than her.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I think he respects her too much to mention her more on this blog. Besides, she will probably kill him! lol.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 4:06 pm
exactly, as I said before, she doesn’t want her business on here. Whatever we do….works for us. Nuff said.
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3/3/2010
When, where, and how much it costs for a ticket? Just curious. Doesn’t sound like anything I’d get into, but I sounds like a gathering for men(and some women) to get a few more women under their belt =0\.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 4:09 pm
the ratio of women to men was atleast 5:1, maybe more. You can go to their website to get venue locations and tickets (google them). It wasn’t a hookup meet and greet either. All the men who were there were with a female (rather it be s.o., wife, or whatever). The women were the ones in large single groups.
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3/3/2010
Ugh uH you know you need to stop leaving us with cliffhangers!
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3/8/2010
The show was awesome, I’d definitely go see them again. I thought that was you…but I didn’t want to stare lol
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March 8th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
now you know you didn’t see me? If you did….how many women was I with?
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March 17th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
LoL, what reason do I have to lie? It’s hard NOT to notice you lol. At some point in the show I was standing up and saw you standing up acouple yards away in a leather and fitted. I didn’t give your presence much thought, so I couldn’t say how many young ladies accompanied you. I CAN say the facial expression I saw definitely said whomever accompanied you was bout to get her uterus pushed back when the show was over…lol
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3/9/2010
un is gay lol the other misses hit it right on the head
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