On 2 Da Next, lol
I happened to meet this chick off of the internet yesterday and it ended up just as quickly as I got her number. She was 30+, somewhat attractive; more sexy than cute, and I just sent her a note just to say hello. Well she apparently took a liking to me, or atleast enough to include her number in her next two replies. She called me, but I was doing something else, so I told her I’d call her back. She didn’t appreciate not being called back in a timely manner and as a result, it all went down hill from there.
Me: stop being so mean woman 11:08 AM
(313) 423-****: RE:|Im nt…jus was lookin 4ward 2 gettin 2 knw u! I hate it whn ppl dnt keep dey word…i knw stuff happens bt whn u tell me sumthin i want 2 believe it 11:14 AM
Me: I understand. Do u drive? 11:43 AM
(313) 423-****: RE:|Of course! Do i look like a bus ridin broad? 11:48 AM
Me: I know girls without cars that have never rode the bus 11:51 AM
(313) 423-****: RE:|So wus ur point 11:52 AM
Me: that u cant look, or not look like u ride the bus 12:37 PM
(313) 423-****: RE:|Well i dnt…it took us all day 2 say dat? Whn u gone call? 12:41 PM
Me: When will u be free 12:42 PM
(313) 423-****: RE:|I jus left class im always free 12:43 PM
I called her from the hallway at school. I jumped straight into it, “when can I see you?” “We need to have a conversation first,” she responded. I’m usually fine with conversing with someone before we meet up, but in this case, I just wanted to see her in person first. “I need to see you in person to decide if I even really want to have a conversation.” “Well I need to see if you can hold a conversation to see if I want to see you.” This was really going nowhere. I didn’t even like her voice; there was a bit of bitterness in it that made me feel uneasy. A certain sound of, middle-aged hoodrat, that made my spidey-senses go off like crazy. I concluded the minute long conversation with, “let me call you back.” I took a second to reflect, is this woman even worth the potential sexual session? Nah. I sent her a text.
Me: i apologize for wasting your time, but i can see we’re not compatible. take care sweetie. 1:55 PM
(313) 423-****: RE:|I agree…im used 2 sum1 dat cn hold an intelligent convo…wit out dat…ur looks dnt mean nuthin 2 me! I cn c ur use a chick wit nthn bt looks 2 offer! Im da tota 3:06 PM
(313) 423-****: l pkg n i dnt settle 4 less! Good luck wit ur bus ridin broad dat has ntn 2 offer bt her looks! 3:06 PM
Me: Lol…. Bus? Where do make up this stuff? 3:25 PM
Me: i dont care that u have a car lol… I have some too. U could have just took my text and just deleted me… But no… 3:27 PM
Me: U had to think that just because i want to meet who i am talking to in person… That im vein. Please do not contact me again. Be safe and blessed. 3:28 PM
(313) 423-****: RE:|U contacting me i deleted ya # hours ago! On 2 da next! 4:18 PM
I couldn’t stop laughing at her rant. “Total package,” chick you’re just another box. The instructions on how to get her to deliver her box to me were included with purchase, I just decided that I rather throw that back on the shelf. She was obviously gassed up by too many horny men’s sexual advances; either that or she just had standards that I didn’t quite seem to understand.
Who was tripping in this situation? One of female associates said I was immature and I should have just spoke to her, besides we were strangers.
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21 Comments
3/2/2010
See stop trying to get everybody box and chill out sometimes
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3/2/2010
I think you were right. A woman who has things going on for herself would at least understand that you have business to take care of and will call you back when you get a chance(as most likely she’d be in the same boat). Hell, just the way she was texting would put me off, and shows that certain ghettoness that I hate(like the double negative “I DON’T NEED NOBODY!”).. At least you were courteous about it and left on your way. Plus, it’s hard to talk about an intelligent convo when over half of your words are intentionally misspelled [>.>].
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March 3rd, 2010 at 11:56 am
i so agree…. that annoyed me…if i have to decipher what your trying to say via text than its not going to work …i might not know what your talking about when we have a real convo..lool
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3/2/2010
its really not a big deal…she sounds like one of those i’m so independent, i dont need a man blah blah….
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3/2/2010
LMAO @ “MIDDLE AGED HOODRAT” YOU A TRIP!
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3/2/2010
You both were kinda rude starting off. You couldve just conversed with her. I don’t think she was asking for too much. You seemed to just wanna get down to business. Sometimes, Uh you just have to go with the flow of the convo. You were trying too hard to get to the box. Slow down. Does it have to happen so fast for you? I know you’re objective is to obtain the box..but, you are so obvious about it…subtelty really isnt your strong suit. lol.
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3/2/2010
I think you were right in this situation. I wouldn’t want to sit an talk to someone on the phone if I had never seen them before. It seemed like she was acting needy from jump. Even though you just wanted to get the box I think you can do better. Just by her messages it seems like she’s mighty immature for her age. And at 30+ i would expect her texting to be more…readable.
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3/3/2010
This girl is thristttty, how you acting foolish with a stranger? And the fact that she said she’s always free should have been a YELLOW LIGHT, approach with caution. Bottom line a 30yr old woman wouldn’t even waste her time doing all of that. And you were being a jerk, no offense, but talking on the phone before meeting is most deff. a reasonable request.
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3/3/2010
“Dey” and “dat”…it killed me to read her texts!
Anyway, for me, it’s weird to sit and converse on the phone with a stranger you plan on meeting anyway, when you can just save the awkwardness and just meet them up! She was probably trying to screen you, seeing if she could tell by the way you spoke on the phone if pussy was all you were after. I doubt trusted that meeting you in person would have just been a meeting and you not wanting sex.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 10:14 am
I go meet women all the time without having sex with them, lol. It’s not like I have some magic potion that I sprinkle on women’s heads and they jump in my back seat. Sometimes I just havae 30 minutes to kill or something, so I just go see a woman to talk, or admire her body, or just steal stuff from her ‘fridge. It’s only about sex if my d**k is hard; that is the point where I say, if she’s not trying to have sex, I’m leaving.
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March 4th, 2010 at 3:00 am
I feel you. I’m just saying, no guarantee she was thinking that way lol.
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3/3/2010
Lol @ “that made my spidey-senses go off like crazy.” I blame you! We all abbreviate and shorten messages for the sake of text messages but that was ridiculous. I can read her text and tell she’s super wack and for some reason I see her with a raspy, masculine voice. You should have dismissed at “:|Of course! Do i look like a bus ridin broad?.” As soon as you continued pass this point it was all on you. Btw, how embarassing that she kept texting you after I am sure she was the farthest thing from your mind…..ouch.
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3/3/2010
I find it extremely annoying when people type in all abbreviations. I don’t care if it is a text, what’s wrong with typing ‘that’ instead of ‘dat’? Ugh.
On to the matter at hand, I believe she was at fault. She appeared to be extra difficult for no reason. Even her texts had a tone of attitude. Either way, you saw that was going no where & ended it rather than draw it out and waste time; and a person should always appreciate time valued.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 10:07 am
well said Feds, well said.
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3/3/2010
I would have to say she was just doing too much,maybe she hasn’t been dicked down in a while. But you should’ve known something was up when she made a big deal about you not calling her right back, you’re somebody she just met why is she DEPENDING on your phone call? Makes no sense to me . I woulda ended all contact when she made the comment about looking like a bus ridin broad, there’s no specific look to females who ride the bus lol. She seemed a bit more bitter at the end when she said she had deleted your number hours ago, but it hadn’t been hours. Lol good UH glad you didn’t try to take that any further w| her sad,lonely,bitter ass. She better get a magic ring touch vibrator and release some of that frustration she has built up .
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3/3/2010
Another thing and I’m done lol. I sometimes make the common grammatical errors but her texting was outrageous .Girl…! If you don’t go get “Texting for dummies”. Then how she gonna quote jay-z talkin bout “On 2 Da Next”? Bitch …! You’re over 30 where’s your husband, what have you accomplished,what do you have to show for yourself?!
OKAY ! I’m done ! lol
I LOVE THE BLOG UH … YOU KEEP UNDRESSIN ‘EM ! :-*
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3/3/2010
I know a lot of people already said it, but how can she talk about intelligent convo when her texting was horrible?? Major turnoff.
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3/4/2010
This just proves that age does not define maturity. Thirsty bougie not riding the bus broad. Lmao!
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3/5/2010
Uuumm, I hope the “she was 30+” part was a typo.
Cause i sure wouldnt wanna hook up with a mature woman who types like that, if i were a man. Just saying. Reading this sh*t irritated the hell out of me. Lol
And yeah, when spidey senses come in, u should think twice.
Props on stopping this time. Lol ;P
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3/6/2010
First dude, I am just catching up on all the blogs I’ve missed and you are such a dope writer! I appreciate the clarity of your expression. From one scribe to another (although I write songs) I tip my hat.
Second, the young woman was using poor grammar so I don’t think you missed anything. She was super thirsty anyway. Who (especially a person making any contribution to society) is always free?
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7/1/2010
UH, you were not tripping on this one..*sigh* why can’t women agree sometimes.? ….LMAO @ my spidey senses were going crazy @ her inner hoodrat. That girl is the total package of ridiculousness! How are you going to judge someone because they ride the bus….but can’t spell “with” right? And you’re going to school?!?! HELP! She’s going to reproduce soon if she hasn’t already….I need insurance for the future!
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