Let Me Know You’re Bleeding
Friday, February 6, 2009 8:52 Written By The Undresser
“Want hoes to stop coming over knowing they bleeding” – Camron
Seriously, what is up with girls trying to come thru, or meet up, when they are on their periods.
A few years back, I was the victim of a lie a girl told me just because she didn’t want me to pursue sex with her anymore that night. I was about to finger her and she said, “you don’t wanna do that, my friend is here.” Yuck right. She thought she we were going to just chill and finish watching the movie, but oh no, it’s time for you go to go ma. Of course she was mad and never talked to me again, but oh well, you should have told me. In her defense, it was the first time she met me, so she had no reason to feel compelled to tell about the status of her cycle, but I feel it’s just common courtesy to tell a man if you’re on your period before you are sceduled to be alone with him.
Fast forward to the present day. I text my lil’ shortie to come thru so we could make it happen and she wasn’t driving, so I was like cool, Ill come scoop you. I was on my way, when I remembered I left my phone and wallet at home, so I went back, then proceeded on my way to pick her up. So I get there, she gets in, and we go back to my apartment. I’m grabbing her ass and all that, then I slide my hands into her pants and she hits me with the “don’t do that.” I snatch my hand out and look at her like…..
….are you serious?
This wasn’t our first time hooking up, so she knows what it is. I was disappointed to say the least. Then she says, “I don’t know about you, but I’ve done it on my period before.” EWWWW. Ok, I’m fronting, I’ve had sex with my ex’s while they were….whateva, but I’m not hitting some random chick like that. So I asked her why she didn’t tell me before hand and she said she went to the bathroom after i said I was on my way and that’s when she made the discovery. She claims is was too late to tell me. IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO TELL ME. I don’t care if I’m in your driveway, you can tell me right then and there. Yes, I would have wasted gas, BUT, I had to pick her up, so it would have saved me having to make the next round trip by taking her home.
So I’m getting ready to take her home and she’s like she can’t leave yet. Excuse me? Girl if you don’t get your……this is what I get for messing with girls who don’t have their own s**t. I was like, well we have problem that needs to be solved, and she was like…….what you want me to suck it? Up until this point, she never gave me head, I think this was our third or fourth sexual encounter. Fast forwarding, she sat beside me on the couch and started to suck it. According to her, it was her first time……yea ok….but I’m almost inclined to believe her based on her lack of skills. She was….scary with it…..and gagging, which is even worst, but she got the hang of it after a while. Had to use her hands, but hey, gotta start somewhere. Eventually, she did her job, and I was happy again.
Point of this story ladies, is to say, keep your ass over there somewhere if you’re bleeding. Sure you’re a great girl, sure you’re fun and I love to talk to you……but that’s when you’re not bleeding to death. You might love your job and your coworkers, but at the end of the week, you still want to get paid.
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The Bestfriend says:
February 6th, 2009 at 9:20 am
That’s Mean….Especially for the girl you kicked out and that was her visit. No one wants to go around advertising their time of the month. And maybe she was trying to get to know you on an intellectual level, maybe she did not know all u was trying to do was bang…..Maybe females just like to be around you, enjoy your company, and conversation. If your so concerned about if they’re bleeding or not maybe that should be one of the questions you ask before making plans to see them
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Mr. Fugi says:
February 6th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I had a similar situation to. I had a couple sexual experiences with a chick, but all of the sudden she came over late one night but was on her rag. We got into it or what ever then she tells me she is on her period. I was disapointed like a mo fo. She said our relationship wasnt based on sex, and i was thinking relationship. I knew that was the pink elephant in the room but i purposely didnt mention relationship because i didnt want one. I guess thats the diffrence between me and you. At that time in my life i swept thing i didnt want to talk about under the rug. At least you tell them in the gate you dont want a relationship. I bet they think they coochie will change your mind.
Anyway i was disapointed to say the least and the whole mood of the night was ruined because we both had attitudes. The worst part about it was i let her spend the night. When she said she had to leave, i felt like i won the lottery or something, i was so dam happy. I couldnt even sleep that night. Thats what i get though. lol
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The Undresser says:
February 15th, 2009 at 8:47 am
lmao @ Mr. Fugi, that’s real.
To my bestfriend…..f**k that. If ya dude came over and gave you money EVERY TIME yall say eachother, wouldn’t you feel weird if he came over one day and was like…….I left my wallet at home? It’s like, what are you here for then?
I know some girls like to kick it, that’s fine, but I like to hit it, we gotta compromise. I usually do ask girls are they bleeding, but she already knows me, she’s not new, so she knows better.
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beautyfulsoul says:
March 19th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
women dont broadcast their periods. I dont know why you mad. . you should be lucky she told you ….& you didnt have to SMELL it to know. atleast she clean.
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CocoLeo says:
August 5th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Yall women trippin. That is gross. But lmao! At this story!!!! Only the guilty ones are mad lol Unless you love being on your period or are completely shameless I don’t see the point of having sex when your on.
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SheSouneek says:
August 14th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Well You were wrong at the beginning of the story because just because she comes over to your house for a night alone with you she is obligated to have sex with you. So that was straight up wrong and that was being a jerk. Also having sex on your period is not healthy. I don’t care if she was your girlfriend or some jump-off that female should have known not to do something like that. I would rather give head than have sex on my period. That is just straight thristy!
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Sheera says:
August 20th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
LMAO … I’m happy I came here and read this! Dude, you’re hilarious!!
And … it’s not nasty to have for a woman sex while on her menses (I read somewhere that an orgasm helps alleviate cramps), it’s nothing to be disgusted with seeing as it’s a natural and unavoidable process (unless they make a pill that eliminates periods all together) — just do it in the shower or something.
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Basquiat Case says:
August 21st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Oh, you are a jerk! Women actually get really horny on their periods though and the orgasm is phenomenal. Maybe I should speak for myself.
It’s not the most comfortable sex, seeing as you’re wondering if you’re messing up anywhere, knowing damn well you’ll have to clean it up.
Loved that wallet comment. i actually get that feeling whenever my boyfriend says he doesn’t have any cash on him.
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