Let’s Try This Again
Thursday, February 4, 2010 9:00 Written By The Undresser
Cougar called me out of the blue while I was working. I hadn’t talked to her in about 4 or 5 months, but still she got straight to the point: she wasn’t dealing with her dude anymore, she moved into her own house, and she wanted me to come over. She was wondering if I had 20 minutes to spare for a quickie, but I was working on a project, so I told her I’d call her later on that evening. Unfortunately for me, I tried doing way too much and ending up wasting both of our time.
Cougar is 30 something. Petite, decent curves. She stands to my mid chest, with small breast and light brown skin. I’ve known her for about 3 years, since my Wayne State days, but we’ve only hooked up a few times here and there. Her last dude was drama waiting to happen, so I chose to distance myself from her. Everytime she called me, there was a new story about how crazy he was. Aside from her horribly bad choice in a companion though, she was cool.
I figured I’d meet up her around 10:30 or 11, after I left another girls house (who I did not plan on doing anything sexual with). Well, something sexual ended up happening, rather nicely I might add, and the sexual tension between her and I was so strong, that not even a minute after she made me cum, I was erect again. I didn’t want to leave, but I had another appointment.
I get over Cougars house and I’m turned on by the cleanliness. Everything was in place, from the kitchen to her bedroom. The only problem was her son; who is old enough to think that I’m not old enough to be over there in his moms room with the door closed. O’ well. She said she wanted to wait for him to go to sleep, as if he wouldn’t hear this loud bed squeaking accompanied by the mind wrecking sound of his mother’s headboard banging against the wall.
She pulled back 3 layers of covers and sheets and began to rub her hands across my boxers. I’m actually paying more attention to the dvd then to her, but she kept on anyway. I know why I was there, I knew what she wanted. I wanted it too, but my mind was elsewhere. The other girl did such a good job, my reproductive organ had basically shut down for the evening. She kept rubbing it, eventually going under the covers to kiss it.
The way she sucked it was…uncomfortable. She sucked on the head to the point that it started to feel weird. There was no type of flow to what she was doing; I couldn’t remember if she ever gave me head before, and if she had, what it was like. Somehow, she ended up popping in a porno and I still couldn’t get hard. Then the absolute worst thing happened:
MY GRANDMA CALLED.
After a 20 minute convo with granny, it was a wrap. I couldn’t get hard if Lauren London was laying there. I told her I was sorry, but nothing was poppin. She didn’t seem to care too much though, she was content with just laying on my chest and falling asleep. Ehhh, I’m straight. I told her I’d come back the next day after my first class left out.
The 2nd Chance
Now I’m back. Equipped with two magnums and my digital camera. We chat about a paper she was doing for one of her classes for a while, but I had to cut that short. Once I get in my educational mode, I can start talking forever, so I wanted to get back to the reason I came over. We laid in the bed and watched a little bit of “The Doctors,” until she back under the covers and started giving me head. There wasn’t any improvement in her technique, so I told her to stop.
I began sucking on her breasts, but she didn’t seem to respond to that, so I ran my finger down to her box. DRYNESS. I have never kissed this woman anywhere on her body, besides her neck, so I didn’t know what to do. I figured I’d go with the dry stab until her juices started to release and that worked pretty well.
We started off with her on top and once I broke through that initial dryness, into the inner walls which were much more moist. The wetter she became, the harder I got. I was ready to fully redeem myself. The sex got better as time went on, she felt me, she cried and moaned out. We continuously switched up positions all over her room; fast, slow, grind, bounce, everything. Well, listen for yourself:
After good 45 minutes or so, I finally came, and the smile on her face was enough for me. I don’t think she had an orgasm, but she definitely didn’t seem disappointed. I laid back on the bed and almost fell asleep instantly, but I had to get right back up and get to my next class.
Now that she seems to be drama free, I think I can deal with her on a more consistent basis. Who knows what the future holds.
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QueenT says:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:29 am
That was a quickie alright! lol. Why she sound like she in porno flick…..that s**t is funny.
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The Undresser Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:56 am
lol, I don’t post the whole damn thing.
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ShakinMyHead says:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Lol this blog is crazy she does sound fake uh u are crazy what women will do for some companionship anyway sometimes i think i know that mainy be dyin on the inside when she reads and hear this s**t. When is she gonna leave.lmao. I want to read a her perpective from her forget the rest of em.
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bestuheverhad@yahoo.com says:
February 4th, 2010 at 10:10 am
!!!!!!! THAT IS L***A. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU.
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Poitree Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
WHOA!! There are nicknames for a reason!! Anonymity for a reason!If you don’t want yourself blasted, with a name (that I know he has stored) and pics (that YOU know he still has) I’d suggest you fall back! You are COMPLETELY out of line!! And why the heck do you care? Everybody may not agree with his lifestyle but it is NOBODY’S place to come on here and out someone else who chooses not to out themselves. What makes you think it’s your responsibility to put her on blast?
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You are very trifling and dirty. And you’d better hope this doesn’t come back to bite you in the ass…
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Poitree Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
And no, he wouldn’t do that to anyone (I don’t think)…but I’m just saying. Sheesh. Respect that woman’s privacy by not revealing her identity. Just like he didn’t reveal yours…
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The Undresser says:
February 4th, 2010 at 10:11 am
whoa girl, don’t go posting girls names and stuff, you’re tripping. How do you even know her? And how…I thought you hated me, lol, what are you signed up for updates or something? lol
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bestuheverhad@yahoo.com Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 10:15 am
R U FORREAL? SHE LIVES ON MY BLOCK!!! SMH @ UR SLUTNESS NOT ALLOWING YOU TO REMEMBER WHAT WOMAN LIVES WHERE.
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ShakinMyHead says:
February 4th, 2010 at 10:20 am
uh thats what happens when you f**k ALOT of women duh. You gonna be at your family reunion and realized you fucked about 8 distant cousins lol just nasty uh
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The Undresser Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 10:33 am
You and Her both sound stupid. I haven’t seen that girl in 3-4 years, I’m supposed to remember where she lives? I never had sex with her and honestly, I forgot about “bestuh…” until she start commenting on these blogs. It’s not about how many women I f**k, it’s just about the amount of women I meet in general…and if I’ve had sex with 5, then I met 500, you do the ratio math.
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ClosetFreak says:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Yeah…the grandma thing is deffinately an arousal killer. I’ve had my mom call me when I was trying to get something started. It ruins the moment and you just can’t get it back.
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ClosetFreak says:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Yeah…the grandma thing is deffinately an arousal killer. I’ve had my mom call me when I was trying to get something started. It ruins the moment and you just can’t get it back.
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bunnibunbun says:
February 4th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Maaaaan, I love when you include audio on your blogs, I just wish I can hear you more, of course hearing the woman is cool and all but I get soooo aroused when I hear you grunt or moan every now and then……why are you such a quiet person when you have sex? Say something! Talk nasty! Your voice is too sexy not to:)
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iundressHiM says:
February 4th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
i`m reading the blog from my phone so i can`t hear the audio but i agree w| ol` girl up above it`s a turn on to hear a man moan &`d grunt . don`t be so quiet … say something baby .
but lol @ the dry stab .
i too have had my mom call while i was tryna get something going , she`s actually called while i was getting it in and i just talked slowly and told her i`d call her back .
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LovinDaReadz says:
February 4th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Man… I don’t think i’ll ever listen to Isley Brothers the same again… Shouldve had “In between the sheets” but naw yall doing the nasty to Groove with You *smh* Oh well… and WOOW!!! She str8 putting people names out on the forum… This is gonna get messy because she’s gonna be like giiirll u better get that man to remove them pictures and audio before your ex and your kid find out about it!!!
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NeoReader says:
February 4th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
She def sounds like she’s faking it. But atleast she cared enough about your feelings to give you some audio.
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QueenT says:
February 4th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Yeah, UH…I was thinking the same thing….are you normally so quiet? Or do you only allow yourself to be really vocal with specific women?
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Therapist Reply:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
No…He is not normally that quiet 0:)
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ShakinMyHead Reply:
February 9th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
U on his junk to me just as bad as the rest you already know you cant be the best friend or the main which is what i think you hope for so why bother. You still want something you cant have still MOVE ON altogether. Hes gonna get you and blog about how he bent you ova and you said yes, so much for stickin to what you mean..yeah right. Oh no wait your gonna tell him dont blog about it and he wont cuz he respect u.
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Covet says:
February 4th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
this was awful….
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Poitree says:
February 4th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Didn’t listen to the audio…but the picture up top and the “you might also like” down below brought a question to my mind?
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What’s with these women and “doing it” with head wraps, durags, and such on their heads? LOL.
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Softfocushalo Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
LMAO @ Poitree i was thinking the same thing. Since I like my fro *ahem* touched I do not understand how durags,and swap meet scarves *pause* could be sexy….at least it wasnt a roller set*kanyeshrug*
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Poitree Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:23 pm
I understand whatchu mean gurr *fluffs fro* *holds up black power fist*
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Spokenword Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
Hi Poitree, just found out the site was back-up. WHAT UP!!
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Poitree Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
hey gurr!! did you miss us?
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Spokenword Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
You know I missed the interesting stories and even more interesting comments. I will def be checking from time to time…..
Covet says:
February 4th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
that was awful….
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Marcslovingangel says:
February 4th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Uh, its been too long. Missed reading these..glad to see it back.
SMH @ messy hoes..(always some haters lurking somewhere, dont even trip) Next audio you post, you owe me some ass smacking, and you gotta get close to the p*ssy so i can hear how wet it is…Cute story, nice ending.
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The Undresser Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
lol, woman you are definitely a freak. I smack ass EVERYTIME I’m in it, you just never got to hear that part. If you want the straight uncensored version (p***y moisture audible as well), you know what to do.
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loves it.... says:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
why do u always play a little bit of the video?!?!?!?! can u PLEASE put more minutes on there!! I like to hear people have sex!! LOL!!! DONT JUDGE ME PEOPLE! LOL
LOVES IT……
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The Undresser Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
because in a sexual session that I record, the girl USUALLY says my name and other stuff, that can’t be heard by the masses; thus I edit stuff out. It’s not a straight audio porn, or atleast it’s not meant to be, so it’s just an audio representation of some of the things that happened. Plus, it’s actual video; all I do is cut the video part out and post the audio…I never hold the camera through an entire session, I do have to actually be there and enjoy it.
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Spokenword says:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Hello UH, I am sure you missed my comments (lol…wink…wink) I just found out this site was back up from being on mediatakeout. WHAT IS UP with these women wearing scarves, and such on their head during sex? (that looks like a turn off and I aint even a dude) and also bras and stuff. From a quickie to an hour long session…I like to get butter ball necked.
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Poitree Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
*gasp* LAWD!! The break got to you. MUST have REALLY got to you! Because you just came all out with the business and such! “Gutter ball necked”?!?!?! He’s getting to you!! Hide your “thug” because I’m about to swipe your card! I’m adding you to the list!!
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I keed. I keed. Don’t hurt me. Just a lil teasing. LOL.
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Spokenword Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:00 am
LOL….Girl you are crazy I said “Butter” not “gutter” ” TWO veryyy different meanings…. (you know the saying when you get naked) I was kidding… My comment was innocent….it really was. Poitree, you know I don’t put myself out there like that. Don’t swipe my card….lol
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Poitree Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Butter shmuter. Its a one letter character diff!! But you know that I know you’re just playing. All jokes ma’am. Just glad to see my sparring partner back. Yay! Let the shenanigans begin!
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The Undresser Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
lol @ butter ball naked. Sometimes they’re naked, sometimes they’re not. Jabs let her REAL hair flow freely. This girl has weave….I could care less if that stuff is covered up or not cause I never run my fingers through fake s**t, I don’t even like to grab it.
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Juicy Carter says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
How are you in your 30s and you still dont know how to give proper head? Maybe you should have told her it was garbage so she wont continue to torture you or anyone else. & yeah, rag on the head during sex is definately a no go. I thought if you call a man over to the house (that isnt your boyfriend) you try to look somewhat attractive. (?)
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