A Night To Forget
Friday, January 22, 2010 9:00 Written By The UndresserFor some reason, I keep ignoring my better judgment. This year has been a complete collapse in the realm of common sense for me. Last night, I met up with two different women. The first, a complete hoodrat, that almost caused me to catch a case; the second, a bisexual girl who doesn’t think she’s……bisexual, but I’ll blog about her another time. Here we go.
I knew this first chick was a rat when I asked her what she was doing earlier today. Her response was, “s**t.” Fellaz, if your girl curses for not reason at all, degrade her ass to a jumpoff unless you’re a hoodrat dude, in which case yall are perfect for eachother. Besides that, her “What up doe” responses let me know I was in this one for the ass, and ONLY THE ASS. Unfortunately, hoodrats seem to have the fattest asses on the planet. I wanted some new temporary partner, so I told her I was going to come through for a minute.
I got to her house and two people were standing in the drive way. One way like 50+ yr old woman and some other younger dude. The lady kept trying to stare in my car to see who I was. Eventually she walked all the way up to my drivers side window, “Who Is You?” she asked. I was blown away that a grown ass woman could say “who is you?” What type of ghetto s**t is that? Anyway, I told her who I was there to see and she said ok. She asked me my name and I made up something and she walked away.
A minute later, a car backed out of the driveway. The van crept up next to my car and I instinctively put my gun on my lap. They rolled down the window and I ignored them for a second, until I saw heads leaned forward looking into my car. I rolled down my window and raised up my eyebrows to see what they wanted. “Who is you?” the driver asked. I could tell that broken ass English was a trend in this household. Fed up with these dumb questions, I responded, “WHO ARE YOU??” She was obviously upset at my tone. “I’m the muthafucka who’s house you’re in front of.” I wanted to say, “and??,” but the rear van door opened and some nigga got out.
Let me say this. I am not a thug. I’m not hard, nor am I a gangster . All I do is make money and mess with women, so I don’t have time for any niggas acting up. The dude was standing near my rear door and I calmly asked if there a problem. The older lady was in the passenger seat and she was like, “this is her sister, I’m her aunt,” as if I cared. I’d pretty much had enough of this bullshit, so I got out the car, Sig Saur in my right hand. I’m thinking with all the murders in Detroit, and lack of convictions, I’d have a good chance of getting away if I shot all 3 of these fools. I stood firm, scared honestly, because I didn’t know what about to happen. The auntie told the dude to get back in the car. By this time, ol’ girl had finally come outside. They pulled off in the van and I got back in and pulled off, leaving the girl standing on the grass looking stupid.
Only in Detroit, only in Detroit.
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ShakinMyHead says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:28 am
All I can say is ROTF………LOL maybe you just need to focus on the $ making this year lol.
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butterpecan rican says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 am
Jeezz,can’t catch a break huh…maybe its a sign,slow ya role lol………naaaaahhh
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The Undresser says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:33 am
oh nah, its not all bad, the girl I went to see right after her was a much more pleasant experience.
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mschellebell says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Hilarious. Yet sad. How can a whole FAMILY have that mentality? Shame. SMH
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KrishMish Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
That’s where it begins…the household && the family.
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Yaz Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Down here in the VI, almost everyone speaks that way. It’s horrible. Like for example, when I was in high school, if a teacher knew a kid was skipping class, they would ask “weh par teshaun is? why he didn’t come class?”. smh
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QueenT says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:55 pm
WHO is YOU?!!! LOL!! OMG! *dead*.
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Amanda22 says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Maybe you’ve been thinking too much with your little head and you forgot how to use your brain. The moment she first said “Who Is You” you should have known that was a sign…and you live in detroit. Lol, you should know better.
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AGK says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Put ur better judgment 1st nxt time… Or u IS gonna be NO MO’ !
That’s some dangerous s**t, no p***y should get u in THAT type of trouble man, cmon now…
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Mr. Ready Set says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:26 pm
“I’m thinking with all the murders in Detroit, and lack of convictions, I’d have a good chance of getting away if I shot all 3 of these fools”. Hilarious! SAD………..but Hilarious!
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futurnflmom says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:41 pm
A whole family full of non-proper english speaking, peeping in the car, no manner having ghetto fools…….. Yes UH next time use your better judgement…Glad the next chick wasa pleasant experience. You have a good method of screening girls, maybe that should b used on their family members as well….SMH
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MissPinkLady says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:46 pm
LMAO at you saying u should shoot all 3 of them and you would probaly get away with it. That was funny. You will never learn to listen to ur first instinct, lol. I think only SOME women do.
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The Lioness says:
January 23rd, 2010 at 10:47 pm
I’m just happy you FINALLY followed your instincts and left without trying to hit. Good job.
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The Thinker says:
January 25th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Aw naw! That’s crazy and that’s way too much work to have some sex. You’re right. That was definitely a hoodrat. I have never heard of such. The “what up doe” had me laughing. She sounds like a thug herself. lol. Don’t lower your standards for temporary fun. Its just not that serious.
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ManillaNicky says:
January 25th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Lmfao…Rotfl laughin at “who is you?” that s**t if funnnyyy!!!!!
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