Where Is Your Girlfriend?
I ran across a girl a blackplanet the other day that I had sex with back in 2007. I remembered her face, but I couldn’t remember her name for anything. Honestly, I still didn’t know it until 2 minutes ago when I look in my “other database” and typed in Flint. Ahh, I feel much better now that I can put a name/nickname to this whole thing…..
This young lady seemed to have her act together when I originally met her. I can’t say she was anything special, as the only girl that really mattered to me back then was my ex, but she was cool. I used to talk to her during my morning run when I worked at AT&T before her bank opened. After we had sex, once or twice, we just grew apart. I can’t recall what the sex was like, shit that was like 60 girls and about 1,000 sessions ago. Her main complaint, was that I had “too many girls,” so she just moved on. She talked about being friends, without the sex, and obviously that wasn’t going to happen, so I politely stopped contacting her.
She is around 5’5…5’6, she was petite then, nice curves, absolutely gorgeous smile, and nice hair. I remember she had a child, but I never met her, so that never mattered.
Ok, back to present times. So I see her on blackplanet and I know I’ve messed with her before, I just didn’t know her name. So I sent her a regular message like “hello, how have you been?” . While checking out her page, I saw this….
Now as most of you know, I don’t give two fucks about any dude who isn’t a woman’s husband. I do not acknowledge baby daddy’s, boyfriends, boo’s, whatever other dumb title a dude has via his female friend. The fact that she had involved up there could have meant she was just fighting off a few unwanted notes. So, this is what took place next (read from the bottom to the top)…..
Ok dude, if you’re out there, ummm, no more bragging about how much your bitch is down for you ok? I don’t want to see you in the spot anymore talking about how this chick is a star. And for the life of you……..STOP FUCKING HER RAW. You’re not the only one fucking her!!!!
Moving on, I call shortie and she tells me she gets off at 8. Cool, I make a run to get some money, then I go visit this girl on the eastside (who was 19, but looked 13, I’ll blog about that another day). Killed some time talking to her, and her annoying sister, then I met another girl in the parking lot of Rite Aid off Livernois Ave and talked to her for a while. It’s right around 8:30 and I call shortie to see what’s up and she’s like come on down.
I’m not really comfortable leaving my car in heavily-nigga-populated areas, but all seemed well I guess as I parked. She opened the door and…..stop. This…..is this the same girl? Ma must have gained 30-40lbs since last time I saw her. Now normally I would have left, however, she was only like 105 pounds when I met her, so these pounds didn’t look bad. She was actually solid, almost like she was trying to gain muscle or something. I like thick girls, it’s just seems weird to see anybody an extra 30 pounds. It wasn’t manly enough to take away from her cute face and smile though so I sat down.
For the most part, the first hour or so, I was watching College Hill (I gotta blog about that crazy chick Terri, lol) so I wasn’t paying too much attention to her. During commercials, we did some small general talking as I walked around her apartment, noting how clean it was, minus the dishes in the sink.
After College Hill, I started to notice how fat her ass got. Her titties went from a b, to a D as well. So……I proceeded to investigate. No kissing bullshit, so it was straight to rubbing and tittie sucking. Ah, here comes that stupid shit, WE CAN’T HAVE SEX. Excuse me? The girl is on her fucking period. Well damn girl, tell me you on that soo-woo shit before I come over here. I’m horny as fuck though, so now I’m playing the head card and she’s saying….not today, not today. Time for me to go.
So I’m at the door and she’s like, please don’t go. WHOA. Calm down shortie. Now she’s grabbing my dick though, fucking with me. She ran game on me, I can’t lie. So now we’re back on the couch watching some dumb movie on Fear Net and she’s rubbing my dick and I’m aggresively rubbing her titties. She still aint sucking……..time to go again.
I get my shoes on and she’s like, “when are you coming back?” I wanted to say, whenever you stop bleeding, but I just said later this week. She already told me she had two more bloody days, so I figure in 3 days, she should be good.
Since I didn’t fuck her, I don’t really know what this story is about. Maybe it should be a “to be continued.” Oh wait, it’s about being in FAKE ass relationships. Girls always ask me “why don’t you have a girlfriend?”, NO, the question is “WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?” cause you’re damn sure not doing stuff that I’d want even my main girl doing with other dudes.
Ah well, don’t worry dude, whomever you are, you can have her back after I’m done with her this week. This won’t be an ongoing affair, I just want to see if I missed anything. Trojan Magnums on DECK, believe that. Rest assured, her head will be nodding, so……
“next time you chillin, just kissing ya chick/ that funny taste in her mouth, MIGHT BE MY DICK” – Mannie Fresh
Oh yea, shouts out to my new favorite woman in scrubs, aka D.A., you know who you are.
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26 Comments
4/1/2009
Lol, it’d kinda selfish that u do what u do (no prob wit that, it’s a free world n u only got one life), but u expect ur main 2b an angel!
U’ll never know what she does behind ur back…
Tho i cant b the one 2know, i’m just saying, dont take everything 4granted
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4/1/2009
lol, my main has nothing to do with this entry.
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4/1/2009
Lol @ “WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND”……if we all asked ourselves that, most of us would probably be single, doing the friends with benefits thing. O yea, that one College Hill chick, the 1 with that fell in love on 1st nite, is wack. I missd it last nite, wat happened?
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4/1/2009
@DREAM …… I’ll tell you when you call, it’s too much to type. You can watch it online though at bet.com . AND……you still are single. That’s just a boy that’s your friend…..you just happen to let him invade your body.
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4/1/2009
The things us women (not me) do is pure nastiness!
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4/1/2009
I soooo hate the way u put that, invading my body, like its a cancer! Lol So what exactly do u consider ur main, a bestfriend with unlimited benefits?
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4/1/2009
…….as a matter of fact, im supposed 2 b doing hw b4 class. This blog is distracting!
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4/1/2009
Fucking screamin @ to be continued how you go from this being about Fake relationships to not finishing to going back to finish later? lol and damn just like that huh? “So?” lmao yeah relationships<<
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4/1/2009
Wow. That’s crazy. it is what it is. One thing for certain, you must have put the pound game down when you DID mess with her way back when, otherwise I don’t think you’d get a second chance…
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4/1/2009
This is too crazy. That is mad selfish to do her like that. I mean you go to a chick’s house expecting something that hasn’t been promised to you and then get mad if you don’t get it and leave? I just do not understand for the life of me why dudes like this are this way. It’s crazy to me also how you’re out sexxing down other chicks but yea and still wouldn’t want your main doing it, or do you care? Is it OK for her to be getting down too or just you?? You are right though, however, if these girls have bfs then they shouldn’t be giving anybody the time of day if they are really committed. That”s how I am…but sometimes I admit if I think a guy is cute I will give him my number but I don’t really put the time in like that and there is definitely no coming to see me either…
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4/1/2009
@ the queen. What’s the purpose of giving him your number if you don’t want to talk to him. You just want some friendly eye candy?
And I’m aware that nothing is promised. Please don’t just read what you like to read though. Remember she was grabbing my dick as well. Stroking it like she was ready to get bent over. If you don’t want to have sex, then don’t pull your titties out to get sucked. When I first started feeling her titties, all she had to say was, “i’m on my period.” I talked about this in a previous post.
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4/1/2009
lmao to crazy ass college hill!!! but on the subject girlie should have told u to get the hell out. once u tried to leave after u couldnt hit she should have realize what u were there for. but she may have really just wanted the company.
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4/1/2009
Golly, don’t you wish people had labels on them so you could know the qualities that you do or don’t want ahead of time? LOL. Like “Yes I am fuckable” or “No I don’t engage in premarital sex” or “I like to play games” or “I am capable of commiting/not commiting or “I have attachment issues” or “I’m a slutbag, I’ll do anything” Yes, yes yes undressed this is such a learning experience for me! I love your blogs! But anywhoo, I commend you on having an agenda and sticking to it!
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4/1/2009
Man Terri…is a trip!
Anyway….That’s just one chick…(or in ur case the hundredth) that would play her man…If I am dating someone and where exclusive I am not even checking for another man…but that’s just me..if he happens do to some dirt it will come it out I refuse 2 play matlock and follow dudes around and be up in their phones…I don’t have the energy and in the end I’ll walk and he will have lost a good one…question for u the undresser, You say you don’t respect bf or babby daddies….just husbands…what if a dude went hard @ ur main with that same perspective? How would u feel about that?
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4/1/2009
We’re exclusive*
Typo
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4/1/2009
As a woman, I will tell you as honest and humble as I can your main is with other dudes. I have yet to meet a woman who KNOWS her man is fuckin other females yet stays faithful. It doesn’t happen!! Chances are your main is tellin another dude she’s involve right before she fucks him. You are too smart to believe that your main isn’t doing what you are doing. Whether you realize it or not my dude… Your main is with other guys, trust me.
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4/1/2009
And she should be….lol…..
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4/1/2009
UNDRESSING HER
I just have to say this.. Sometimes you scare me because you have entirely too many sexcapades. Are you addicted to the act of sex or the thought of having sex with a different female each time?? Do you feel better when that female had a bf or boo??
Well just in case you are addicted to the act of phucking there are places to get help
I know you lost count of how many partners a long time ago but do you have sex EVERYDAY!!!!! Doesnt your dick get tired??
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4/1/2009
@ ph@tty I have to disagree. I don’t think it is completely ridiculous believing that Main is faithful. I used to be a Main chick. I knew that we were not exclusive. He was not ready to settle down but sometimes I felt like I was the only one at times. I was always at his house, even if he wasn’t. We did the holiday and family gatherings thing. I had no desire to even give another dude my number let alone have sex! I was in love and so there was no room for anyone else. Eventually, he gave it all up. We were together for years and we never had an issue with fidelity. We were set to get married but I called it off. While he was sowing his wild oats, I should have been doing the same but I was so afraid of losing him. I wanted him to know that I wanted him and only him and that I was down and loyal.
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4/2/2009
You can’t get mad at dude if that’s how he is.
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4/2/2009
“lol, my main has nothing to do with this entry.” – TheUndresser
Sounds like Hypocrisy!!
SMH! lmao
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4/2/2009
Dang supersoaker, you were trippin! I can only imagine sittin at a dudes house while I know he’s fuckin other chicks. Well at least you called the engagement off and grabbed some sense.
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4/2/2009
Wow this is intresting I have to agree and ask doesn’t your dick get tired? I don’t think your main has anything to do with this but I do believe the commenters are mentioning her b/c they want to kno where your feelings are for her as you are bloggin about the women who you sex knowing she has the title you give her. Maybe u do have a sex addiction who knows but havin sex everyday doesn’t make u a sex addict because I had sex every day for 9 months (I was pregnant obviously) and it was by choice and my outcome was a relaxed labor and easy delivery no stitches or tearing.. Ladies a big recomendation..hahahaha
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4/2/2009
lol, no my dick doesn’t get tired. I get tired, but depending on who I’m around, they can always get it back up. And L, I’m trying to figure out why you asked me if I love you?
To naturallypretty, I may be addicted to sex, or atleast busting a nut. I don’t feel the need to constantly fuck new girls, as I’ve said before, that’s what happens when the current girls are unavailable. Believe me, I’ve called 20 girls straight before and all were a no go…….for whatever reasons, I really don’t care why. So once that happens, it’s time to “re-up.” I’ll call my bestfriend and tell her, “i don’t have any hoes.” (oh yea, thanks T for plugging me with that bisexual chick).
No I don’t feel better about fucking women with boyfriends, lol. I don’t even believe in the concept of a “boyfriend” in the first place. It’s just funny to me that niggas run around holding hands with these girls. Constantly bragging on how fine they are or something like that. They are as naive as women. HOWEVER, I don’t support lying, so girls are foul for telling a dude that he’s the only one when she’s with other dudes.
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4/2/2009
@phatty, lol, you’re silly to think that all women must have more than one man. A simple example would be a MISTRESS. There have been thousands of married men, who have mistresses, and BOTH his wife and his mistress ONLY sleep with him. My mains and ex’s came out of the pool of women who only dealt with one man at a time to begin with, back when I was just fucking them. They didn’t have dudes calling all day, they were’t texting and going out with other dudes. They worked, went to school, did their other stuff……….and called me. That’s why they became who they were in my life. I don’t “upgrade” girls who are in that, “i gotta have fun with 20 niggas stage”. Is it possible she’s getting other dicks in her mouth? lol, sure. But I can only go by her actions and history…….so far, so good.
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4/2/2009
Damn!!!
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