undressingHER got me…..UNDRESSING HER?
A girl I know from the next state over has been my eyes and ears on my websites for a little while now. We kinda flirted back and forth, but it’s more of a friendship than anything. Every now and then she’ll get on yahoo cam and pull her titties out for me or go in the bathroom and snap some naked pics. Nothing too serious though. Then we were chatting on yahoo last night and….
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:07:15 PM): i need to stop reading undressingher
The Undresser* (3/30/2009 10:07:19 PM): why
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:07:28 PM): it makes me really want u very bad
The Undresser* (3/30/2009 10:07:32 PM): y
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:07:32 PM): do u still want me?
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:08:13 PM): it just does it’s crazy
The Undresser* (3/30/2009 10:09:35 PM): thats weird
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:10:01 PM): i know right, i guess the stories of you with these other women and the connections you make with some of them
The Undresser* (3/30/2009 10:10:16 PM): lol
The Undresser* (3/30/2009 10:10:21 PM): im putting this on undressing her
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:10:29 PM): lol
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:10:33 PM): what our convo
The Undresser* (3/30/2009 10:10:36 PM): yup
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:10:44 PM): that’s cool
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:11:02 PM): ive been home a lone for the past few days
The Undresser* (3/30/2009 10:11:12 PM): so u want me……cause i fuck other girls
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:11:15 PM): and will be until i leave on thurs
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:11:23 PM): kinda it’s weird
am***85* (3/30/2009 10:11:42 PM): and i get a bit jealous from reading some of the stories
Now I’ve talked to a lot of women, but what in the world would make a girl want to fuck me MORE…..after reading this stuff?
I think some women suffer from….”everybody wants them syndrome, so I want them too.” What’s that? Ok, you know how, let’s say Plies makes songs about bitches. How many bitches he fucks? No commitment. No marriage. No relationship. Just fucking them (perhaps eating them out), then doing the same thing to 5,000 other girls…..all the while……women still line up to get fucked by him and dozens of rappers like him. Now I don’t know what he REALLY does, but just going by his music, and the line of hoes trying to get on tour buses, you would think that would turn some women away……NOPE.
What’s more evident, reality dating shows in which women compete for a man. Really? lol. Yall gone kiss Flavor Flav one after the other, all day, everyday. I’ll be damn if I go on “Love 4 Lauren London” and kiss her right after some other nigga just was licking her lips and grabbing on her ass. You won’t catch me reading SupaHead’s book, then trying to fuck her. Shit is disgusting.
Now this is no disrespect to shortie, cause she’s cool. I know she’s a freak (maybe a lil’ too freaky since she wants her asshole licked), but what could this blog possibly do to make a woman horny…..for me? It seems like it would have the opposite effect.
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Author: The Undresser
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45 Comments
3/31/2009
It’s the way you write. Seriously, I’ve never seen you, (and if i’m correct, you’ve not described yourself in this blog thus far) but the pictures you paint in my mind are so vivid, it makes me wet. Women like strong men. **I’d hit that**
Stay up, man. I love this blog, it’s amazing.
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3/31/2009
I agree with this post completely. I often say to myself, “self, why are these females watching this man stick his tongue in another females mouth, down her throat and then turn his head and do the same thing to you! WTF!!!! Are we so desperate now, I guess so, smdh and to be fair, the men do it too…..STOP IT, just STOP! LOL
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3/31/2009
what i have learned is that time and time again curiousity alot of times outweighs common sense. the fact that you have the audacity to 1. do what you do and 2 have the balls to discuss it makes one want to see what all the “hype” is about. there are also the famewhores who would do just about anything you say to have a blog written about them, it doesnt make sense but thats the world we are living in today.
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3/31/2009
I really believe that is more than just the “syndrome “. I believe that self esteem comes to play. Women have forgotten their role. We are ladies and should conduct ourselves as such. Why do we have to be the aggressor? Why do we have to chase men? So what if they out number us! Were is our self worth and we wonder why AIDs is rampant in our communities. Don’t get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being forward and letting a man know what you want ; it’s the way it is executed. At the end of the day was it all worth it and what did you gain?
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3/31/2009
There are always women who want to experience it for themselves, no matter how good or bad they heard it might be. I’ve had sex with a guy that i knew had sex with a lot of people . It was partly from curiousity but mostly because we had been attracted to each other for years. The funny thing is it was just okay, not enough to make you go crazy like all the other girls that would fight over him.
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3/31/2009
She just wants to witness the ‘goodness’ that you’re giving to other girls. Hearing about a man and other chicks is such a turn off for me (if I’m into him). But, I must admit some of your stories have me a little lustfull at times.
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3/31/2009
Look…wanting your asshole licked doesn’t make you a freak okay?? And women are ridiculous. It’s silly. We (not including me) always want a man when we see that other women want him. It’s almost like there must be something desirable about him if all of the other skanks want him. Who would wear Nikes if no one else wore them? Its all about demand.
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3/31/2009
lol @ blog groopies. Well there are only a handful of women who know me in real life AND know about this blog. I thought it would be a good way to make sure I’m always being factual. Believe they certainly call and text me everytime they don’t like something. I think they are more scared of what yall are gonna say then anything else. Oh well.
And wanting your asshole licked DOES make you a freak. UGH. How disgusting? UR ASS, where shit comes out? are you serious? I like pussy……and mouth…….and that’s it. No dookie-hole diving for me. Nothing is wrong with being a freak though, as long as you’re not a freak with every person you meet. (look who’s talking, lol)
I promise on everything, there is a girl sending me pictures of her pussy RIGHT NOW…..who called me last night and was like “i want you fuck me in my ass so bad.” I politely declined. I’ll blog about that tomorrow though, lol. I appreicate all the comments we get though, cause most of yall keep it real, and I love that. It’s cool to read reactions from women from all over the country who aren’t afraid to say, “yea I like that”, “yea I think like this too”.
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3/31/2009
It’s definitely a turn off for me. I really don’t want a guy after hearing all those stories about him and all 173 of his hoes. I do think that this “syndrome” (as Shaunie calls it) is real, but we must not limit this to just women. Undresser provided a perfect example of men doing it too. Superhead; She still be pulling ninjas and they know about her, shoot she told EVERYBODY how she gets down and everybody that she’s been with. Kim Kardashian is another one. I don’t get it, I don’t get it.
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3/31/2009
The way u portray urself n ur entries makes my imagination run wild so altho its wierd to b “attracted” 2 sum1 u can’t c, I can definitely agree and relate 2 homegirl.
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March 31st, 2009 at 2:00 pm
WAIT… DREAMsicle, if you’re who I think you are…….the light-skin girl from Detroit. You don’t have to wonder….oh wait, you got man right?
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3/31/2009
@Educated Intrigue: I cosign
@ undresser: I’ve encountered some dudes that wanted to lick the dookie hole before. Not really asking but just doing it. It had me like, “hold up, homie. What are YOUUUUU doing?”
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3/31/2009
Sounds like she just wanted an excuse to have sex with you. Lol. Does she read books and want to have sex with the authors? It’s not that serious. I enjoy reading your blog but it doesn’t make me want you.
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3/31/2009
females are stupid what the fuck is wrong with some of these women lonely ass, i want a man syndrome is what they have
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3/31/2009
that bitch is thirsty lol.
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3/31/2009
well to her credit, she has known me BEFORE this blog. It’s not like she’s never seen me or anything. VERY GOOD point about reading sex books and wanting to fuck the authors.
Oh yea, all the disease free, pretty ladies that have wild imaginations, and are in southeastern Michigan, feel free to shoot me an email, lol. We can keep it a secret.
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3/31/2009
What are you talking about? I was thinking of you yesterday when my man was hitting it.. I dont even know what you look like,I dont even care. Its so hot ha ha
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3/31/2009
Your blog entries don’t make me want to have sex with you, but they are rather intriguing. I can’t handle being one of many so I wouldn’t get involved with you. What is sexy is that you are well-spoken/written. Also, your honesty is almost jarring at some points, but very refreshing.
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3/31/2009
Lmao @ uH.
This blog is bananas. I love reading it though.
But I will concur with previous comments and say that shorty does seem a little thirsty for you.
But I think what contributes to some of the women wanting you is the “intrigue”, especially ones that read this blog. They just wanna say they tried it, and find out if your stroke is really as magical as it appears.
Personally, I think it’s ridiculous, but whatever, lol.
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3/31/2009
I AGREE WITH DREAMsicle. i got my homegirls reading these blogs now and we were talkng about it the other day and all of us were like hell yeah i want to meet him lol. Curiousity sometimes get the best of you. And you just wonder what if……
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3/31/2009
Yeh i dont understand females……….i love reading this blog its pretty interesting
but it has made me look at most guys in a different light…………and keeping me far away from guys like you! LMAO no offence though theres nothing wrong with you your just not the kinda guy i would need in my life. Maybe homegirl is a SERIOUS freak and doesnt really seem to care much on whom she gets freaky with
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3/31/2009
Some chicks are just extra thirsty. Now it is flattering when other women admire your man’s handsomeness. It is a totally different matter when the object of your affection and everyone else’s is not claiming you. Sounds like this chick enjoys the thrill of the chase. Since men are hunters she takes most of the fun out of getting sex from her so your relationship with her will more than likely always be sexual. If she can deal with that, the fact that you have a main and the outlandish sex/jumpoff/smellygirl stories on the blog then hey she can be as thirsty as she wants for as long as you both decide to trick (and I mean that in a good way!)
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3/31/2009
..Ok, so you sit here and blog about what you do and then it turns you off if you get that type of response? The truth is you f*ck lots of girls, and you get more…so it’s like the same type of thing. Some of these girls know how you are and still are involved with you. Some women do respect honesty, no matter how hurtful or different it is especially when you know what you are getting from the beginning. Of course most girls would be turned off by it but at the same time some may like it. Some women like not having strings attached, depends on what type of person they are and where they are in life as well..
I have never been the type and never will be the groupie type or reality show type that can do those things you stated but some are. I don’t look at those people any differently I just know that that’s not for me.
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3/31/2009
Women are curious out of habit. Maybe she really just wants to have an excuse to have sex with you. She sends those pics, possibly hoping you would make the next move
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3/31/2009
Ayo..whats the problem? It’s nothing go ahead and go full throttle in chick and after you done lay the condom on the pillow for her to admire and tell her to ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR SHITTT!!!
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3/31/2009
Some Females and Males are DUMB! Not just women! Damn near every Male wants to put himself in SUPERHEADS mouth! That is just STUPID ASS HELL to me. Sounds like ole girl has low self esteem, don’t think of herself highly, and insecure. How retarded does that sound? How does that sound you talk about how you FUCK BITCHES and what they do, makes me want to FUCK YOU! LMAO! She has mental issues she needs to deal with, seriously!
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3/31/2009
i think its a female thing me personally i fucked my ex 3 whole years after we broke up jus cuz he had a girlfriend and i like it because it turned me on to have sumthing behind her back.Like he might be wit u but he’ll always be in love we me. but then i grew up and realize dats shit was just all in my head about him still loving me, he just like gettin pussy
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3/31/2009
I agree with DREAMsicle. U can’t help but to be curious. I have to say I’m a little curious myself
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3/31/2009
Well after reading these comments I decided to post as well. No I don’t have low self esteem and I’m definitely not thirsty. Like he(Undresser) stated in his post we are friends more than anything. I knew him before he started the blog. I’m very much aware he has a “main” and I’m not trying to start a relationship with him. The one thing that did initially attract me to him was his brutal honesty. A lot of women can’t take it and would probably be offended by it but I respected it. At the end of the day our chat convos are all in fun. For some odd reason the stories did intrigue me but that’s about it. As he stated we live in different states and talking on the phone, yahoo messenger and EXCHANGING pics is the extent of things. So with that said relax ppl its not that serious. Oh and to the Undresser there is nothing wrong what a woman getting her ass licked…..Lol.
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3/31/2009
because a lot of women don’t focus on the how many, they focus on the how good it was aspect of the story…like how Plies calls this chick “wet wet” in his son women think “Damn is his dick that good that he could have me that WET?’ and the little wheels in their heads start spinning LOL because they are focusing on what they want to hear…like with you Undresser…you describe the exploits with some of these women and it sounds erotic and a female would focus on the erotic part and not the part that you have stuck your dick in MANY females….I guess you can call it hearing what you want to hear…you know? or maybe not LOL
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3/31/2009
Lol u guys r silly im digging this blog. Rite up there wit necolebitchie……I do think that his entries are extremely honest and he’s jus sayn wat most guys and quite a few women are already doing or have been thru. I luvs it. Sue me.
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3/31/2009
The stories are very intrigueing and who wouldn’t be curious? I know what you look like and it makes it worse lol. Naw seriously though, the blogs are very entertaining, funny and actually a good warning! lol.
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3/31/2009
There is nothing wrong with a male being honest, but there is something wrong with a female basically throwing herself under the bus. “I WANT TO FUCK YOU, CAUSE YOU BLOG ABOUT HOW YOU FUCK ALL THESE FEMALES!” LMAO, if this works for you undresser, keep on bloging! Dealing with insecure females who saying ” YEAH I WONDER TOO?” You will be able to get your FUCK ON! I understand these are your personal experiences, which I like to read it is an insight to your life, but for every one gets a diffrent experience. Like Ellematic said ” A WARNING!”
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3/31/2009
@theone, I got a cousin who FUCKS alot of BITCHES he said, “What’s UP?”
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4/1/2009
Well reading this definitely makes me glad I don’t have to get weekly testing like the blogger.
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4/1/2009
Well UH u officially made this blog worth reading..congrats..hahahahaha I’m kidding. I been reading and when I read it I picture everything ur face is actually pictured like a straight tyson beckford and all the women look like Melissa Ford or better. I dnt kno I would assume so.. I dnt get how she could want tp fuck u I would think about it and go fuck my boyfriend not want to fuck u. I don’t kno but I’m not knockin u theone
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4/1/2009
that’s jus like when you fuck the one of the cousins’, the other female cousin wants to fuck you too to figure out what all the fuss about..
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4/1/2009
That last line is deep mrgogreen.
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4/1/2009
I’m still trying to figure out how my main doesn’t get respected…….cause I fuck other women? I’m not committed to anyone. Like I said, I’ve had a STD before, I have nothing to hide. My bestfriend is on here, she knows. Even when I don’t feel like going, she bugs me until I’m at Herman Keiffer to make sure.
as far as how I look. I look nothing like Tyson Bedford, lol. This ain’t a Zane book cover. I’d say I’m an average looking brother. I don’t think I’ve been called ugly before, except for once in 9th grade at a Cass Tech lunch table, by a girl I wasn’t even interested in. Looks are some of it I guess, but I think it’s more confidence. Too Short said he’s ugly, and he had girls, not just girls, but HOES before he had money. PLENTY. Some men are able to talk women into selling their bodies or giving them half of their checks……what I do is NOTHING. Considering the dudes i know fuck girls from the club every weekend, I’d think this was WAY more common. So either it’s a bunch of niggas lying of their dicks out here, OR, yall are in denial about how some dudes live.
Wait until Hate2Love and I hit the block this summer, we’re taking all the light-skin girls!!!! lol. Sike nah, shouts out to the sexiest chocolate……MrsBundles.
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4/1/2009
@undresser, Now, that last statement was LAME!
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4/1/2009
@ UMsRoss.. im curious to know why ur saying insecure female just because we’re curious?! if i want to fuck him to see what the hype is all about then thats just me but insecure.. i think not.
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4/1/2009
There has to be something wrong with a woman when a guy she wants to fuck looks her in the face and says “I don’t give a fuck about you. If you live or die tomorrow I could care less because to me you are nothing more than the pussy you posses. I won’t remember your name, face or even the sex we will have. To me our sex is no more than glorified masturbation done selfishly to get me to nut. You are simply a tool I use and throw away. Are you down?”. And to this the girl, knowing your intentions gives it to you anyway.
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4/2/2009
@sproperty, ph@tty basically just explained it. You have to be insecure about yourself to say you want to FUCK somebody who is FUCKING everybody!!!! Well some people don’t care about themselves or their body. What a follower, that’s like saying, ” Damn them BITCHES are jumping under the train, I wanna jump too!” NOT ME!!!! SO INSECURE YOU ARE SWEETIE!!!!! You want to follow somebody? Come follow me, so I can LEAD YOUR GOOFY ASS!
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4/2/2009
lol! this is very funny to me. for u to say im insecure and a follower means nothing cause u dont know me. no need to go back in forth on this.. u see it ur way and i see it mine.
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4/2/2009
Hey..its just like the cat playing with the yarn ball…that curiosity is what gets them..despite the kind of woman she is the curiosity is knocking her all in the head….i’ve had some of my line brothers (two in particular) go through the same thing…chicks would talk so much shit about how doggish they were and blah, blah, blah but at the end of the day they were wanting to fuck them cats based on there reputation that was being talked about by other females…
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