P Is The Sexiest Letter In The Alphabet
This is dedicated to Bubbles aka Puddles for her recent…squirt-a-thon.
This is just a preview into the private parties I share with my partner
the prolonged periods of paradise, paralyzing her inner parts
see practice makes perfect and I’m a professional, sometimes a paid one
I was programmed to pounce on her parents little princess but I’m not a pervert
even though I keep asking for pictures of her pink on my phone
I don’t play, my physical performance deserves a plaque
I plow through plus sizes and pencil thins with power
using protection because a pregnancy can make you a prisoner
I penetrated her pussy precisely, pushing her pelvis in positions it’s never felt
the more I pound, the more possessive she gets
praising me with profanity, people wonder if they should call the police
she left puddles on the pillow top mattress proving she was pleased
no pauses, she takes the pole properly
the perfect pair perhaps, atleast for the moment
she’s ready to receive her protein prize
pistol in her mouth, waiting patiently to pull the trigger
pow, I shot my future population into her portal
now I can only hope that my penis doesn’t make her psychotic
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9 Comments
5/23/2011
Lol, humor, sensitivity and sexiness all in one. Not bad, not bad
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5/23/2011
I’m feeling this side of the Undresser. Love it.
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5/23/2011
Well written yay Bubbles is back I always liked her..
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May 23rd, 2011 at 10:29 pm
lol, why have you always liked her?
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May 23rd, 2011 at 11:58 pm
She seemed like the next best thing since L got married. Then again Bumblebee did have her wanting to step off. I’m trying to keep up with all these women, how is the Therapist btw? What ever happened Jabs? I think I just need to email you smh LOL
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May 24th, 2011 at 10:26 am
The women you listed only stand out because they were women I actually dated and cared about them on some level, or more factually, the ones I wrote about. There is absolutely no question that L, Bubbles, and Bumble Bee are the three best women I’ve ever had in my life. Wise men said you only get three, so…I might not want to mess up with Bubbles. I actually talk to L all the time, I was just texting her a few minutes ago. I talked to Bumble Bee the other day and I have a feeling she’ll be married soon enough. I don’t know how Therapist is, we don’t talk. We did kick it and I respect her, but we were never like the other 3 I mentioned. Not even like Jabs and I. I’ve maybe spent….I don’t know 20-30 hours of my life with Therapist, if that much. I was with Jabs almost daily for the whole summer…I’ve known L for almost 7 years, Bubbles…4, spent isolated WEEKS with them without even seeing another woman. At a point, I was seeing Bumble Bee almost every other day, for atleast 4-5 hours. The clocked in time with those women is far beyond any other women I’ve known.
Teresa and Tsunami are also gone…that ended the other day. I think I deleted 9 more women out of my database last night as well. It’ll be a little more difficult to replace Tsunami than most, simply because she was so fun and gay, but I’m working on a few…
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May 25th, 2011 at 4:42 am
Thanks for the update
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5/23/2011
sir.
smh.
so extra.
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May 23rd, 2011 at 10:28 pm
smh. wait until I tell you what happened with Tsunami and Teresa. Smh. no more.
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