The Best Threesome I NEVER Had
It’s one of the few days this year in Detroit scheduled to reach 75+ degrees thus far; that’s cause for a mini-celebration. What’s my plan? Money, knowledge, then…women. Not just any women though, BIG BOOTY HAVING WOMEN, preferably with non-scary faces. After I finished my work on the net and some much needed studying, I hit the database in search of the ladies I’d like to accompany to Hart Plaza. From there, never could I have predicted what was going to happen…
My first choice was Tsunami aka Hips-A-Hoy. She’s currently the youngest girl I deal with, but also one of the most fun. To my knowledge, she hasn’t had any lesbian activities, but knowing me, she asked if I could arrange something one day. This wasn’t the day for that, as I honestly simply wanted to go downtown with a group of women that I could slap on the ass.
I wasn’t trying to pile women in my car like a clown car, so I needed to narrow it down to 3 women who would get along. My neighbor has a very nice ass to waist ratio, but she’s a bit too ghetto to pair with Tsunami. Coupled with the fact that they’ve already met and they didn’t seem to get along to well considering that Tsunami is a very friendly girl. Next I considered Eastside T, but she acts like she lacks the ability to get along with other women. As I continued to “X” off potential stroll buddies, I remembered to call Teresa (aka The Virgin). I already knew I wouldn’t be having sex with her, but she did say she wanted to watch me have sex with another girl, not to mention she’s also cute with a nice sized derriere. She gave me the green light, so I figured I’d just stick with these two unless someone happened to call.
When I went to pick up Tsunami, her hair was the first thing I saw. Natural and free. I cheesed at the sight of her weave-less head as I ran my fingers through it. I failed to see just how much opacity her leggings were letting through at the time, but I probably would have told her to change had I known she was basically naked. From there, I went to pick up Teresa. She came out nicely dressed as usual, with her packs on packs of weave and makeup. I was going for #teamnatural, but ah well. Right after Teresa got in, I got a call from my neighbor, but the more I looked at them, the more I knew she just wasn’t going to fit.
We got back to my house for a pre-screening. This is the time where I like to just sit and talk with the ladies to see how they interact, before I take them out in public. At first, they didn’t say much to eachother, but 10 minutes in, they started to laugh in unison. They were agreeing with almost everything the other one said. It was actually quite scary. My neighbor and her super-thick, UNDERAGED, sister kept walking down the street, but I resisted calling her over to the porch. The more we talked, from everything about swallowing nut (they both seem to think that is disgusting…yea ok), to exactly what weave is and who wore it, the more they got along. Given the chemistry, it was time to take them downtown and people watch…more importantly…women watch.
It’s been a while since I’ve had a threesome. I believe the last one was a little over a month ago, which included Dimples and Fantasia, who got along GREAT. It reminded me that, more so than just the sex, I enjoy being around women, who enjoy being around women. My goal wasn’t to actually have a threesome though, just to have a good time with two or more women who didn’t really care if I talked to, starred at, or hugged 20 other women in front of them. It was almost like being with your boys, only….NOT being with your boys.
When we got downtown, I noticed that the two of them had turned into new BFF’s. At this point, I’m wondering if they already knew eachother and were trying to run some sort of game on me. I mean these girls were literally acting as if they’d known eachother forever, which certainly helped my “pimp stroll.” You really couldn’t tell me shit. I probably saw one or two women out of the dozens down there who were even close to being as pretty as either one of them, so in my mind, I’m winning. Groups of dudes gawked at them as they walked by as I laughed, often walking 10 feet in front of them, doubling back at random intervals to grab one of their asses. It was like having two nice cars parked and standing down the street like they’re not yours, then walking back to them every now and again to sit in them just to let people know…yup. So immature, I know.
A few dudes recognized them, but they did a good job of brushing them off. As a unit, our attention was mainly focused on women. Who had the best bodies, cutest faces, potential orgy partners, etc… Teresa has EXCELLENT taste in women, though she’s supposedly never had any sexual contact with anyone, male or female. Tsunami is still clapping at fat asses, which always brings a smile to my face. We took a seat on the River Walk and watched dudes try to talk two of the most manly looking “girls” that I’ve seen in a minute. I’m convinced one of them had a dick, an accusation supported by both of the ladies with me. I even said it out loud and the people walking by laughed and nodded in agreement. Still, dudes approached them like they’ve never seen Jenny Jones before.
We strolled the length of waterfront, trying to get to the pyramid, but it was closed off for the “Ho-Down” festival coming this weekend. After we got back to the car, we stopped at 5 Guys and headed back to my house. Green Lights.
I’m expecting to engage in fornication with one or both of them at this point. Tsunami was in my bed, Teresa in the chair. As I was messing with Tsunami, she softly asked Teresa, “Would you like to get in the bed?” My face lit up and my fantasy was coming true. Teresa got into the bed without hesitation and I figured baby steps would be in order. After a bunch of moving around, I finally got them to where they were grabbing eachothers breast and buttocks, before I ended up in the middle, with my arms around both of them, being kissed on my neck from both sides. That was the best thing they could have done besides co-sucking my dick or kissing eachother. It’s around 11 p.m. though and this is moving way too slow. It’s enjoyable, but panties are NOT coming off, and my dumb ass has to take BOTH of them back home….and they live on opposite sides of the city. I figured I’d try them again when we got to Teresa’s house, but the way she was on the phone, during the ride back, I think she was so horny, she was already lining up her some head or something. All I know is that she was getting in her car before I even got in mine.
Now it’s just Tsunami and I and she’s bullshitting. “I don’t want to have sex everytime I see you,” she said. I wanted to be like “bitch are you serious?”, but I simply let it go. She’s been good to me thus far and I wasn’t ready to throw away the good for the bad, plus I knew I could find another girl within a few miles of her house to finish the job. Knowing I was extremely upset with her, she offered, “we should get a room.” Implying she was interested in having sex with Teresa and I, but I didn’t care much for what she was talking about, so I just said whatever.
After dropping her off, I frantically searched through the eastside contacts I still had, which were virtually none. It seems that I’ve been deleting more women’s number than I’ve been adding. Not to fret though, China answered the phone, only to inform me that she was bleeding to death. Thankfully, mouths don’t have periods. I got to her building and this…nice young lady…had me waiting outside for 15 minutes. If not for the games on my phone, I would have left after 2 minutes. I HATE WAITING, but I needed to bust a nut and not from masturbation.
Finally, she came out, we headed to the park, and she handled her business. However, although she slobbed and bobbed with a professional work ethic it just wasn’t enough. I had atleast 3 or 4 more nuts left in me, but she had to go, and her vagina was out of commission. Refusing to jack off, I headed home and decided to go to sleep.
So now what do I do with Tsunami and Teresa? What the fuck do I mean what I do? I get their asses to a hotel, with a pool and jacuzzi, and watch them eat eachother for dinner. I might even need some liquor, nah, scratch that. More than anything, I’m worried about taking Teresa’s virginity, if she still even has it. I’m quite sure that the two of them will get it in and I wouldn’t be surprised if they did it without me knowing, but will it be enough to get Teresa to bend over for me. Hmmm?
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10 Comments
5/12/2011
lmao rofl this is funny and interesting hmmmm
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5/12/2011
How the fuck do you just get so many women?
how tall are you? I bet that matters.
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May 12th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
lmao, you can’t be serious.
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5/12/2011
Shame on them for not talking to one of the better male prospects who I am sure was available to them, just to be your little toys.
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5/12/2011
it musta been a really slow ass day downtown if u had da baddest bitches there. lmao.
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5/12/2011
I remember reading about Teresa and thinking she may be a good fit for you (in SOME capacity) because she sounded like such a contradiction. Its charming that you are concerned about her virginity, but given the fact that you are a man of impulse, I highly doubt that this will pose a permanent barrier to your pursuit of orgasmic pleasure.
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May 12th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
well said.
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5/12/2011
“It’s around 11 p.m. though and this is moving way too slow. It’s enjoyable, but panties are NOT coming off, and my dumb a*s has to take BOTH of them back home….and they live on opposite sides of the city.”
That’s real! ha!
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5/18/2011
Give it a few tries I would say. Teresa is quite ready for the threesome,for her to be you should just spent more time working towards what you want. Virgin Teresa is ready to be grabbing another girls breast, she needs a little more persuasion. Believe if you approach them differently, you can get the three some you want and Teresa still a virgin. To have a threesome I doubt that you have to penetrate both..
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May 19th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
I know I can get Tsunami, lol, I’ve had her multiple times. She’s the one who wants me to bring her women.
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