Busted Windows
Kev told me, “do not fuck a bitch in your apartment building.” I remember the exact words when I told him about the thick chick with the white impala that moved into my building. Too bad, I didn’t listen.
I met J back in 07 or something. She came down to my apartment one day and we kicked it. I told her about me and all that and she didn’t seem interested. Still, we talked for about 4 hours on the couch. A few days later, she came back over and I fucked her. We fucked for a while and then we just grew apart. I think because she came over one day and wasn’t trying to fuck, so I just stopped talking to her and she stopped calling me, yet we still lived just 3 floors from one another.
Moving on to 2008. It’s been a minute since I even spoke to J. I probably fucked 50 girls since her and I wasn’t even speaking to her when I saw her in the halls. One day though, I came home, and she was sitting outside with her girl drinking. That was the first sign that I had no business going out there, but I did. So I went out and she was telling her girl about my lifestyle and how many “hoes” she saw going in and out, blah, blah. I guess this bitch was looking out the window every 5 minutes. I eventually left to go pick up some other girl and at that time, everything was cool.
Well the next day, she called to come use my computer and I was like sure. Keep in mind, we have a sexual history……a long one. A lot of her sucking my dick one. So when she came over, I came at her like that, she wasn’t having it. I put Raul into gear and she still wasn’t jumping, so I told her to leave. She was upset, calling me a hoe ass nigga and all that bullshit, and I just laughed and closed the door behind her.
The following Friday, the word bitch was written on my door with some type of lipstick. One bad thing about being involved with so many personalities is that you don’t know who did what. BUT, my building was closed off to outside folks, so it had to be in house. I cleaned it off though and moved on. Then, shit got real.
I went out to the movies with my main and when I we got back to my apartment, I saw that my living room windows were busted out. Somebody threw rocks and bolts through two of the windows, breaking glass all over my glass computer desk and nearly cracking one of my flat screen tv’s. I, my bestfriend, and my main initially thought it was my ex. Let’s just say she’s done some retarded shit in her time. I was so heated, I even drove around the corner to where her and her man lived for retaliation, but I calmed down. When I got back, my main was cleaning up the glass and I decided it was time for me to get out of that spot (there had been a lot of theft going on in the Wayne State area). I put some of my stuff in her car and she took it to her house.
After a while, after finding out that my ex was at work (which was verified by her boss and another girl I know) I really got ancy. No to mention, my mains car was outside, and my ex KNOWS her car, so she would have busted her windows out first. *for the record, my ex has never broken anything.
After a few days go past, I notice the bitch upstairs is going out of her way to not see me when she comes in. That could have been because of what happened with us, but something was just up. One day I sat in the car when I saw her car outside and just parked it. Her girl ending up coming over and I could see J run to her car. Then I heard it……”that nigga would be sick if I just pulled the heater out.” OH WORD. Bitches got guns in the D, it’s so cold, lol. Why would that come up if people weren’t guilty of something? From that point on, I knew it was her. Retaliation was a must.
Unfortunately, I still lived there, so I couldn’t do anything. My car was outside and I didn’t want a miniature war where I lay my head. My plan was to go in as soon as I moved. I had Jersey and this chick on the east side on deck for all female issues (they like to beat girls up, lol), but it wasn’t that serious yet. Jersey was telling me to burst out her windows, but I just think that shit is so damn gay, I just held back. After a while, I wasn’t even that mad. I figured she’d get whatever was coming to her, as I was focused on getting out of that area.
Turned out, I was right, I came outside one day and her front door on that impala was caved in. The windows was busted out, I’m guessing she got into accident. Good thing was, she didn’t have any insurance, lol. I still wanted to maybe put a dead rat in her drivers seat or something, but I was lacking motivation after that.Eventually I moved out, and upon my last meeting with my building manager, ironically, she was moving out too. There were like 3 body guard type of niggas with her, lol, so I didn’t do anything, but I still kinda feel like I should Chris Brown the bitch one good time. Nah, let me stop, but atleast fuck up something of hers. I’ve let it go to the point where I only think about it once a month or so, but still.
Should I track her down and put my mind to ease with some nice retribution or just keep it moving? Besides, life has been nothing but drama-free and peaceful for me since then.
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20 Comments
3/22/2009
Some chicks are just surly and vindictive like this one. She was just mad because you didn’t find her as irrisistable as she possibly found you. So… she resorted to childish measures.
Chicks are ridiculous sometimes.
You could take the high road and just let things be… or you could do the more entertaining thing and fill her car with live feeder mice and a snake or something, lol.
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3/22/2009
Or.. Or… you could… like…. put Nair in her hair products, lol.
OMG.. I just lol’d a little thinking about the consequences of that. I retract that suggestion, because my hair is my crowning glory and I would definately feel murderous if someone did that to me.
Once again, I retract this bit of bad advice, lol.
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3/22/2009
Nair in her hair product is such a low blow. HAHAHAH. Omg only a women could think of something so evil. I like JamaicanBeauty.
But please just leave it alone. I have stood in front of one of my exes cars with a 5 pound brick. Mouth was watering to throw it at her front windshield. At the end of the day tho, you fucked her, and she can never take that away. You still win. lol
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3/22/2009
Ahhhhhhhhh maaaaaann! This some classic material. I don’t know how long you been blogging but I love it. This exactly the direction I wanted to go in. I salute you homie…this can get you in trouble by the girls.
But yeah you can’t fuck em in the same apartment. But don’t it seem like all the bad 1s end up up living wheree u live. And shit jus seem so convenient. I would of had some of the lady goons whip her ass.
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3/22/2009
Well hopefully ThickSlick doesn’t pop back up anytime soon.
If she does… I say go for the rat, lol.
OMG…this scenario is just hilarious to imagine.
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3/22/2009
mr undresser come on…this stuff is bound to happen to you, no?
she was upset that you treated her like microwave dinner, not that her damaging your property is right but kind of expected.
i’m, glad you took the high road and didn’t chris brown her but i do like the rat idea, lol.
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3/22/2009
Leave that girl alone before she pull the heater out on your ass!
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3/22/2009
Lol @ microwave dinner.
Mistah U definately took a few bites and tossed it, lol.
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3/22/2009
Aww Kev! I miss him.
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3/22/2009
lmao Bundles, get off my blog!!! you didn’t wanna see me when I called darn it!!
lol @ the heater. I wish that girl would have pulled a gun out on me, well no I don’t, but that would have been a very…interesting thing to blog about.
that’s just it, she wasn’t bad at all. She was average, nice tits on her, nice real hair, but she was just ok. She didn’t even have an ass. She was just there….. and I thought it would be cool to have some close pussy……. damn I was wrong.
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3/22/2009
oh yea Bundles, you know you’re getting a blog written about you this week right? The Ex. Damn. Time to go in like Budden.
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3/22/2009
Wow, I gotta say, you’re pretty nice.
Because if I was a guy, I def would have Chris Browned that bitch, slashed her tires, busted her windows or something….I wouldn’t of let her get away with that shit.
lol
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3/23/2009
lol i’m overlooking everything else and saying i’m mad for your ex. that would have pissed me off.
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3/23/2009
U:
I’ve read all the posts here now (since December), none of the comments. I just have this to say and I’m done.
I feel for you and on some level I admire you.
Some women obviously find you attractive and you seem to be making yourself sexually available to every attractive woman you come across. And then putting in effort to come across more women to make yourself available to.
If I made the same effort you make, I’d definitely end up fucking fewer woman than you do. So that’s what I admire in a sense.
On the other hand, you’re on a job now. You’re trying to prove something, or trying to avoid some feeling by this behavior. Your therapist friends would say you’re acting out.
Don’t think I’m calling you crazy, or saying anything negative about you, but I think you should get yourself a male therapist and talk with him regularly.
Black people have this stigma against therapy that is counterproductive. Bill Gates’ parents took him to therapy when he was getting into his little high school trouble. It was nothing because upper class Whites in the US don’t have that stigma. I’m just saying don’t take me as trying to insult you here. Bill Gates went on to become rich.
Anyway, you’re putting a lot of energy into satisfying some emotional need, and by the 200th chick, you’re not going to satisfy the need by sleeping with more women.
A therapist will help you figure out what you’re looking for and getting it in a calmer, more rational way. You’re really looking for a human connection but without vulnerability – but forget what I think, let’s just say you’re looking for something.
The relationship therapists are trained to form provides as intense an emotional connection as you’re willing to allow yourself into but without needs from their side.
Probably over a couple of years, therapy will work. You’ll more and more feel able to meet the needs you’re trying to fulfill with these women in more usual ways. Then the emotional energy you’re putting into meeting as many women as possible you can put into something else.
Maybe you’ll use your charisma to be a great political leader. Maybe you’ll take the time you’re spending on this and just use it chilling and getting closer with grandma-dukes.
There is a lot of emotional energy you’re tying into this project of fucking a lot of women. When you feel like you don’t have to, you’ll be a lot more productive.
Anyway, take this how you’ll take it. I mean no offense. I’m 36 and I have my own issues, but since I read the blog, thought I’d drop a suggestion on you.
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March 23rd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I take no offense.
This is not the first time someone thought I needed counseling, lol. The thing is, I’m very comfortable with who I am. I’m not perfect, I’m a sinner, I could do a lot more to make the world a better place, etc… However, there is nothing I’m trying to cover up with dealing with women, except busting a nut. It’s really not that deep. When I’m horny, I want to fuck….or get my dick sucked. When I’m not horny, I’m off doing something else (like managing my business).
I feel loved, lol, so there is no deep emotional scaring. I know God loves me (despite my behavior), I know my grandma loves me, I know my main loves me, I know my fam and some of my ex’s love me….all unconditionally.
Like I said, the need I want to fulfill is………achieving an orgasms. Once that “cloud” over my head goes away, I go back to playing NBA2k9 or coming up with another website. What type of human connection could I be looking for……from women? I have women that I am open to aside from sex. I love real life conversation with old wise black people, lol, I get my much needed social needs fulfilled in non-sexual ways. Life isn’t just about busting a nut, but since that’s the part of my life I blog about here, people seem to make their own “deep” conclusions.
I appreciate the concern, but I’m good. If anything, I’d say I need to build my relationship with God and none of this stuff would take place to begin with. Wise enough to know what’s right, dumb enough to keep doing what’s wrong.
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3/23/2009
I agree with OneLove. And your not wise enough to know what’s right just smart lol.
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March 23rd, 2009 at 5:11 pm
being smart is the ability to use knowledge, not just having knowledge. The contestants winning money on jeopardy are smart, the ones at home that know the answers just know shit for no reason.
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3/23/2009
You put more effort into getting pussy than anyone I know. You probably put more effort into getting pussy than anyone you know.
You could get an average amount of pussy with almost no effort.
Live your life partner. This blog is entertaining for me. I’m guessing your life would be easier for you if you got to the bottom of why you’re this devoted to getting pussy from new chicks.
Then you say it’s wrong? If you think it’s wrong but you’re not stopping there’s a reason. Not just that you’re horny. How many men get horny but haven’t tried to get numbers from thousands of women?
I’m just saying if you ever get the opportunity to get counseling, and either your job or somebody is paying for it or the price is reasonable, you should take a look at it. Don’t think it’s only for people who have something wrong with them or who aren’t balanced.
If Bill Gates hadn’t done it, he may be still wasting energy rebelling against his parents instead of moving on to bigger things.
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3/23/2009
I probably would’ve let her know that i knew she was doing that. i would’ve let her response piss me off enough to fuck her shit up after i leave.
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3/24/2009
Dang thats messed up Foc, but I think revenge would be petty she’s outta ya life don’t do anything to put her back in, Karma and all that…and she puilled out the gun?…I hear it’s so very cold in the D….
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