A Week In Review…
This is more so of senseless rant, so don’t mind me.
Dumped by… Melo Yellow (think she left me for that dude who is always commenting on her facebook wall, maybe I should hack his page), Freckles (who informed me she is too good to continue to waste her time dealing with me) and re-dumped by Bumble Bee (I don’t deserve her, but I don’t want to let her go).
Thoroughly enjoying time with …..Bubbles (even though she temporarily put weave in to supposedly grow her hair, she still treats me like a King), Slim Goodies (even though she’s not necessarily single, she’s on A-Team status), Smiles (even though she’s sexually retarded, she’s super intelligent and fun to be around), Piggy (love her work ethic, hate that she lives in Ypsi), and Kyla (her sex drive never stops, but she works 100 hours a week).
Re-undressed…Eastside T (who seems to think I STILL have the best stroke in the world; I want to personally thank any of the men she’s slept with for keeping that true for me) and Freckles (coming fresh off the ending of a relationship, we hooked up, then she dumped me again…see above.)
Deleted and Re-deleted…Doo Wop (after I saw her caked up with Iceburg), Connie (she called me a nigga, twice), Paris (she really thought I went over there to watch The Game), and 10 other random women.
Best Pics I received all week…China (showing off her new clit accessory) and my current sexy-cakes Ci-Ci (with her newly installed nipple rings)
Looking forward to…going out with Princess, HER friend (big truck riding) and HER friend (who told me, “you’ll like me better”), and seriously NOT getting any new numbers.
Missing but happy for…Therapist, L’anor, and Moscato.
Best News…Oakland Community Health Center informed me once again that I am STD, STI, HIV/AIDS…FREE. However, my doctor reminded me that I am undoubtedly on a path of sexual self-destruction.
Lessons learned…dummy missions are for dummies, stop being thirsty, girls who you don’t like on the phone…you won’t like in person, sometimes you have to go outside of your comfort zone for a woman who is worth it, NO WOMAN that I actually like is going to be ok with this shit, I never actually need to re-up…I’m just spoiled, and If I can get Slim Goodies and Kyla in a threesome, I’ll never have another one again.
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17 Comments
2/24/2011
You are spoiled and you’re getting old… You’ll want a wife sooner than you know it. So be careful and just pray for strenght. You sex with women you wouldn’t mind having on your arm for life, yet you want more. But the day will come when you’ll settle down and enjoy one woman. Sorry bout Bumble Bee… She’s my fave!
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February 24th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
wanting a wife is jumping 9 or 10 steps too far ahead, lol. I don’t even want to date only one woman yet. I don’t know why some people think that men become older and suddenly want just one woman, lol. SURELY they want a wife and they usually go get one, but they still cheat. I’m more concerned about becoming the best man I can be before I’m thinking about having a wife.
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February 25th, 2011 at 1:42 am
I’m not mixing the age and marriage together, I just wanted to tease you about getting old lol. And I find it wonderful that you’re not going to get married til you know you’re ready to step to the plate.
But if you’re 9 to 10 steps behind right now… That sucks. Not because its so terrible or anything but because eventually… Bubbles, Bumble Bee and you’re other women will move on with another man. I know it doesn’t bother you if they move on with a good man who would give them the world. But it’ll leave a bad taste in your mouth. How much of that can you deal with? That has to be rough.
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February 25th, 2011 at 2:06 am
I think you’re should be …your. Umm, actually, it’s not. While I definitely miss any woman that was good to me, I’m not really sick over it. Thankfully, there are 150 million women in America. Maybe only a few thousand would actually be compatible with me, but ah well, gotta like those odds in a major metro city with a large black population.
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February 25th, 2011 at 3:19 am
Should be.
Good luck with that. Lol.
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February 26th, 2011 at 5:59 pm
No, she’s right about it being “you’re”. “Your” would be incorrect.
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March 1st, 2011 at 5:58 pm
I agree. I admit that I have a problem typing the “your” family group, especially when it comes to a blog or something online.
2/28/2011
yeah i came across this blog while on bossip. All this blog balls down to is a man who has complete contempt for women who have subpar standards in relationships, but yet continues to fuck them as if his opinion of them with somehow magically change. Suprising, it does not. That’s insane, you’ll have the same out come because you are essentially fucking the same women plus or minus a few personality differences. They seem to me like they have the same MO because your stories are basically the same. You speak of these women with such a tone of disparage, but somehow incorporates that screwing you somehow makes them redeemable and worthy of you a blog entry. Come out of denial, get rid of this overexaggeratted grandiose opinion of yourself and face the fact that you are no different from the women that you screw. The dummie missions that you continously find yourself on will end because you will come to realize that those women are indeed your peers and not your subordinates. Water finds its own level, Greater men wouldn’t waste their time and if they did it wouldn’t be further wasted by blogging about it women whose only value to them is being a bust it baby.
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March 1st, 2011 at 5:57 pm
lol @ dummy missions. You’ve read one or two dummy missions, at the max. That’s one day out of every 3 months or so.
I could submit a rebuttal to the “GREAT” analysis you’ve created of both myself and the women I’ve dealt with in my life, but…I don’t care enough.
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March 2nd, 2011 at 12:36 am
no i’ve read more than one or two, maybe your self awareness only allows you to see a few. Listen, I’m not on here to bash you in the least and I am honored that you would take the time to read my response. Take care, self reflection is evolution!!
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March 3rd, 2011 at 5:31 pm
I’m actually not offended by anyone bashing me or having an opinion that doesn’t agree with my lifestyle. That’s actually a normal reaction from most women that I respect. The only issue I have is that somehow all of the women that i have dealt with are all the same. In my eyes, they aren’t. Not mentally, physically, or spiritually. The only thing they have in common is that they have dealt with me on some level, rather it be strictly casually having sex or relationships in which are connection was much deeper. That’s a fact, echoed by women from my past that are now wives or continue to be hoodrats.
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+1
sara Reply:
March 4th, 2011 at 2:12 am
What separates us in life are the decisions that we choose to make. In theory, a woman who is considered “wife” material wouldn’t make similar decisions, i.e. who she would consider an acceptable lover or who she engages emotionally, to someone who is vastly different from her. On some core level that one you would classify as “wife” and the other “hoodrat” have very much in common than you realize. Sometimes, we allow educational, economic and professional levels to pacify poor behaviors and actions that are no different from our less accomplished counterparts. Case in point, a corporate guy who injects heiron in the bathroom during a typical work day versus the homeless individual who does the same thing in the back alley. Hypocritical is the corporate guy, who assumes that he maybe less of an addict, doesn’t make poor choices, or has anything in common with the back ally bumb just because he can construct legible coheseive sentences, has a hedge fund and an ivy league education. I never said these women were the same, its clear you like variety, i.e. personality, life goals and direction, body, location etc. I said they’re choices and expectations mentality for relationships for themselves are very common. The aftermath of these encounters that you choose to share on this blog are very common whether it be the hoodrat or wife and that should never be the case. I’ll get raw, a woman who is mature in body, mind and spirit would have greater, higher expectation for herself and wouldn’t even dare lie with what a “rat” would. Her requirements a rat wouldn’t, couldn’t even fathom. Even if you switch up game to adjusted to her level, her response couldn’t and would never be that of a “rat’ Who she is remains strong and solid regardless of the outside influences and pressures simply. I just wonder if you ever took the time to really get to know all these women, why they made the choice to get involve, dedicate time and attention to emotionally unavailable man, who makes sexual risky decisons. You may find that you’re “wife” and “hoodrat” archtypes have more in common with each other and yourself than you may one to believe. Lastly, I want to thank you for being so candid about this aspect of your life most people wouldnt and whatever your reasons maybe unknowingly you are teaches individuals to aim a little higher and practice deep introspection. Take care, Sara
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March 4th, 2011 at 2:23 am
*teaching
3/6/2011
Women use weave to protect and grow their hair all the time and as long as it doesn’t look like the lion king it should be fine. Sometimes it grows faster and thicker than women who wear their real hair.
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3/20/2011
Bubbles isn’t your main anymore but you guys still fuck?? Just trying to keep up to date
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3/24/2011
When did Bubbles come back into the picture? I’m so confused. Are there some posts in the vault that you’re keeping from me? lol
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March 24th, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Ummm, no. Bubbles was gone for about 2-3 months…then she came back and has never left. She’s still the woman I see the most, the woman I go out with the most, and everything else. At the most, we’ve had a few spats back and forth, but she doesn’t want to be blogged about…at all. Her and a few other women.
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