Street Rodent Secrets: How To Know If She’s A Hoodrat
I’ve done it before and I’m back to do it again. This time around, I had to take time to think about what I was accusing so many women of being; a hoodrat. A woman isn’t a hoodrat simply because she wears flower sandals; she may actually like them. A woman isn’t a hoodrat simply because she wears a scarf on her head; she may just not have the money to have her hair done. As I told a hoodrat several weeks ago, “You’re right, no one thing makes you a hoodrat, but you have several astronomically ghetto attributes that combined, make you an All-Star level street rodent. ” Not only will I list 10 Ways to know if a woman is a hoodrat, but I’ll detail why. Remember…2 of more…
If u ask a woman what she’s up to and her response is “shit”.
Simply put, women with any type of class don’t speak like this. If you ask any man, who has the mental capacity to form an intelligent thought process, you won’t catch him condoning that type of dialect. In other words, any grown man who is worth his ability to breathe won’t want you for anything more than a nut.
If her baby’s car seat is also her baby’s crib
Some would say, this doesn’t make her a rat, it just means she doesn’t have the money to buy both. I would agree if there weren’t things called garage sales, craigslist, the salvation army. Oh, let us not forget about her community of cousins, friends, aunties, and various other women in her circle that have things to pass on from their recently hatched babies. It’s not a lack of finances, it’s a lack of effort and caring. Atleast put the baby in the bed.
If her screen name includes her devotion to a street.
Ex. Joyrdgurl4eva. Ok Shaniquiana, I hate to break this to you, but you don’t live on Joy Rd. You actually live on Northlawn, located between two main streets, one which happens to be Joy Rd. Not only do you not live on Joy Rd, but you don’t own anything on the street. The street doesn’t love you, nor do the collection of other people like you that somehow don’t live on that street, but manage to embrace the name as if they own the Coney Island’s, liquor stores, and Family Dollar’s that occupy it. Furthermore, you will not live around Joy Rd forever. Most likely, you will occupy multiple addresses with your children and number of baby’s fathers, based off section 8 residencies.
If you buy her fast food and she throws the trash out the window of your car
Just because you’re trash on the street, doesn’t mean you have to make everything else your company. How hard could it possibly be to hold on to a McDonald’s bag until you get out of the car to throw it in the garbage? It’s a mindset of junk. Clean people don’t do such things.
If she is trying to find a baby sitter/ so she can go out and have a baby by another nigga// – Lloyd Banks
Not only is she a hoodrat, but she’s a prostitute.
If she doesn’t realize that the more expensive the clothes are, the less visible the logo is.
Oddly, black people seem to think that urban clothes brands found at their local Macy’s are premium clothing. As much as I think that $80 is too much to spend on jeans, if you think that means you have money, perhaps you need to google Escada. While your terrific LV and Gucci purses with the monograms are attractive in the hood, it’s tacky in the suburbs. Simply put, when you watch the awards, there’s a reason why the reporters ask women, “What are you wearing?” Because they can’t see it printed all over the dress.
If she has never been connected to the internet on anything but her cellphone
It’s 2011. I’ve had my own computer since 1997. Yet, surprisingly, there are still girls that have never sat down on a computer. Is that a problem? YES. Why? Because how did you possibly complete highschool without writing a paper. How did you write the paper without doing some research on the internet? Some people think the internet is only for facebook, mocospace, and skype.
If all of her pictures are at clubs
Hoodrats always want you to see them when their hair is “did”, they have on their trampiest dress, and their makeup is on deck. Do you live there? Can you function without alcohol and a song, that is ironically talking about stupid you are?
If she is “looking for a real nigga”
Besides Nia Long, I’ve never heard a woman who I thought was semi-respectable mutter anything of the sort. Good women want a good man, whatever that means. Real bitches (or hoodrats), want real niggas…then get mad when they act like one.
If she types like a schizophrenic child of a father, who is also her uncle, that has autism.
On what planet does “tew” mean to? How did our parents let us get this dumb? How did we let our younger brothers and sisters submit to this madness. Hoodrats have made their own language, that is 100x worse than slang, and 100000x worse than ebonics. The words don’t even make sense. They don’t even take shortcuts, they make words LONGER than the original words. It’s absolutely ridiculous.
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13 Comments
2/15/2011
“Just because you’re trash on the street, doesn’t mean you have to make everything else your company” —> Niceee! *in my Fabo voice*
Thumbs up, I liked the post.
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2/15/2011
Lol @ making words longer than the original word.
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2/15/2011
good post. i agree with everything written especially your last point. if someone texts me with anything like that i just delete the message without responding.
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2/15/2011
Wikipedia worthy info right here….:)
*thumbs up*
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2/15/2011
LMAOOO @ the first one!! If Im not doing anything and someone asks, I say…shit!!! Yea I guess that definately applies to me…
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2/16/2011
lmFao @ “If she types like a schizophrenic child of a father, who is also her uncle, that has autism.” My younger sister living out in New Jersey posted on my wall ” what kinda fone u got” I contemplated jumping on a plane to punch her in the throat. She’s going to come on my page with her last name showing indicating a familiar relationship, type like shes retarded and embarrass me? hell no! She had to retype that shit.
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February 17th, 2011 at 4:26 pm
Atleast fone, in some type of retarded way, makes sense. We all know that’s wrong, but if English wasn’t such a dumb language, then fone would be plausible. Plus it’s shorter. I can’t stand when they substitute with stuff that doesn’t even make sense.
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2/16/2011
“If she doesn’t realize that the more expensive the clothes are, the less visible the logo is.” I thank you so much for this line… people do not seem to understand this.
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2/17/2011
I agree with this post…I like the Lloyd Banks quote, chicks in Flint do these exact things…especially the extra letter on the words…Only hoodrats spell bad “bhad”..smh…you forgot one though…chicks who use q’s instead of g’s..example “I’m qoinq to the club toniqht!” Just awful…
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2/17/2011
There will always be sad people on earth. Maybe I’m wrong, but isn’t it “100x worse” and “100000x worse” and not “worst”?
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February 18th, 2011 at 6:38 am
You are correct.
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2/21/2011
OMG!! Effin hilarious!!!!! Glad to see u post more blogs!
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3/12/2011
lol all true
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