Where Do I Meet These Women?
Welcome to the latest installment of, “Where the f#ck do I meet these b#tches?”
This past week, I think I had 6 dummy missions and a bunch of wasted time, with the exceptions of Mello Yello and Bubbles of course.
Last night, a girl called me and asked me to “please tell [her] babies daddy that we’re not fucking.” I hung up on her. She called back, I told her I don’t get involved in that bullshit and promptly deleted her out of the database. I later regretted the move, thinking I should got on the phone with him and informed them that I probably fucked his girl more than he did. That’s childish though, I could hear Freckles saying “petty” in my mind.
I was taking a young chick back home, in which case Mello Yello reminded me, “you’re too old to be messing with women without cars,” she’s right. Anyway, I got pulled over in Inkster after my little trip for supposedly having an abandoned label on my car (WTF is that?) but thankfully the nice white guy didn’t write me a ticket for the other 5 things he could have taken me to jail for.
A girl I used to know a few years back was just on the news for trying to rob a hair salon.
Sexy Chocolate called me and asked me to take her to the movies. Then she said, “it’s only ten dollars.” If it’s only ten dollars, then you pay. Some women are just not meant to do anything with but fuck.
One of my ex’s friends finally decided to have sex with me, only to change her mind after she talked to my ex about it. Now why would you go and talk to her about it IDIOT??!!
Some chick from the east side let me finger her and I think my finger caught something. I let it soak in bleach for a few minutes until my finger started burning.
Some very smart young lady on facebook decided to go back and forth with me over a status she wrote trying to hoe people that say they don’t have any gas…but she doesn’t even have a car. Go figure. I think I’ll post that argument sometime this week.
I’m getting very tired of women sending me naked pictures in dirty bathrooms. I don’t even reply anymore, I just delete the pics and start to text someone else.
I found out that this stud reportedly threatened me because I expressed interest in fucking her girl…who is already fucking other girls…and dudes for that matter. If you think my life is a blog, you should talk to this woman.
Why do women that you’ve had casual sex with atleast a dozen times, suddenly feel that it’s a great time to say, “I’m more than just a sex buddy.” Ummm, no you’re not.
#thatisall.
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18 Comments
1/24/2011
“Some chick from the east side let me finger her and I think my finger caught something. I let it soak in bleach for a few minutes until my finger started burning.” <—this literally made me LOL
"I’m getting very tired of women sending me naked pictures in dirty bathrooms. I don’t even reply anymore, I just delete the pics and start to text someone else." <—chicks living way foul these days I see. When will they learn ass/titties don't rule out the filth in the background
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January 24th, 2011 at 9:12 pm
they’ll never learn because I’m sure there are very few men in such as myself who even truly care about that. They might say they care, but will they actually completely stop talking to a girl because of it or walk out of a chicks house with open legs?
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January 26th, 2011 at 4:39 am
This is true…I guess once some men see ass/titties it turns off the logic part of the brain because I would automatically assume if she’s got a dirty room she’s got crotchrot as well
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1/24/2011
Ive had a few ask me to take them out after we started fucking. Too late then. Maybe they should used the pussy as a bargaining piece in the beginning. hahaha. Once they give it up, all they power gone. hahaha
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January 24th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Don’t bargain with the box at all. If I want to take you out, I’ll ask you.
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1/24/2011
Sorry T but, you sound like a weak ass nigga who’s easily pussy whupped…#ijs
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1/24/2011
1-Haha you should stop messing with baby mommas full of dramas.But you know what…you handled the situation like a GROWN A** MAN…GOOD FOR YOU! 2-Damn!What are those 5 things the nice police officer could have taken u to jail for?And I was here thinking you were a saint….LIE. 3-Lol @the bad robber…well you USED to know her.If you were still kicking it yoi could have been arrested for being an accomplice (yea,no lol)…anyway..Do you know if she was going for the money or the weaves ?
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1/24/2011
LMAO that you soaked your fingers…. I thought I was the only one who noticed pics w/dirty backgrounds. If you have a dirty room, you should probably be cleaning that room. Or at least go to a clean room lol.
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1/24/2011
4-Sexy chocolate wants a date!Watch out now.I Think that one wants to be your one and only.Cut her looooose now!Somehow I can already hear her complaining about not having you all for herself… 5-You can’t blame your ex’s friend for changing her mind…unless she got you spend some gas money.lol.NOt Cool.lol.Between you and I..you know she’ll probably change her mind again.lol 6-Still messing with these chicks from east side uh? 7-The facebook lady…um..I will wait for the post. 8- Yea…they could atleast clean their bathrooms..Not the “wifey” material…lol 9-Loll dont f*ck with her girl..that’s enough drama for this week.lol.Wait 8 days and blog about it..I need another good laugh loll 10- Maybe some of the women you have sex with dont know their self worth but after being with you they are thinking..”well damn im worth some good d*ck on a daily basis” loll I dont know…lol How about you ask the next chick?You know there will be others…haha
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January 24th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
umm, that was a lot, lol.
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1/25/2011
oops I am done I promise Lol
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1/25/2011
LMAO! Damn! I don’t know what’s up with that… But if those didn’t exist, you’d have less reasons to blog. Think about it. It all has a purpose. Hahaha
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1/25/2011
talking ish bout not having gas but she doesn’t have a car? broke people slay me. go that way with that ish —–>
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1/26/2011
“Why do women that you’ve had casual sex with atleast a dozen times, suddenly feel that it’s a great time to say, “I’m more than just a sex buddy.” Ummm, no you’re not.”
Yep that is usually the beginning of the end, and that statement usually comes within 24 hours of the last sexual encounter, and a high percentage of the time right after.
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1/27/2011
Yo… I like the blog…but turn off the music!!!
At least turn the autoplay off. every time I click another page I have to turn the music off. it makes it hard to enjoy the site.
keep it simple.
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January 28th, 2011 at 8:32 am
the blog isn’t self loading, meaning it’s simply a frame and the music shouldn’t reload every time you click something.
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2/2/2011
Ewwww@ Detroit women…. Y would u fuck a guy that won’t even pay for your movie ticket? And u selfish and childish lmao but I guess it’s their fault for still letting you beat…. Ugggh
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February 2nd, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Ignorance is unattractive. How about I took her to the movies 2 nights before.
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