Silly Internet Girls
About an hour or so into work this morning, I came across a few ladies pages on a social networking site that inspired me to make this entry.
I’ve had the internet since before most black people, so I’ve seen a lot of stuff. Since this social networking boom, I’ve started to notice 4 or 5 female trends that are down right…….STUPID. Generally, I know girls are followers, but damn…..
1. “Undercover Freak”
If you’re on the internet, with a a few pictures of your face, 10 pics of your ass, 10 of your cleavage, and 5 pics of your tongue hanging out, you’re sending out a pretty suggestive message. To top that off, I’ve come accross girls pages that lists “undercover freak” within the things about them. Well umm, I’m not a rockest scientists, but if you’re listing “FREAK” on your profile for the whole world to see……wouldn’t that mean you’re not undercover anymore? You’re just a freak…..and everybody knows it. Rather everyone will get to experience it is something else.
2. BOSS STATUS
Since when did taking a picture of all the money you got from all your kids at tax time make you a boss? It’s bitches on blackplanet with FAKE Yays (Cartier) glasses on saying boss up, as if they’re not a PUNCH-IN EMPLOYEE. Bitches need some reality checks.
3. “I CAN TAKE YOUR MAN”
Ummm, silly girl, you can’t take anyones man. See first off, the man doesn’t belong to the girl in the first place because they aren’t married. Secondly, it’s not the fact that you’re the shit, it’s the fact that he isn’t shit. If he’s a cheater, he’ll cheat, not because you’re the greatest thing ever, it’s because he saw you, wanted to fuck you, and you’re going to let him. If a dude is committed to being true in his relationship, there is nothing you can do about it.
4. “NOT LOOKING FOR A FUCK BUDDY”
90% of the women with that bullshit on their page…..are FUCK BUDDIES. See, they got on the net and decided they are tired of being dudes play toys, but reality is…….they remain dudes play toys. I’ve met girls off the street, fucked them the first night, then saw their page online and it said, “not looking for a quick fling”, well shit, you could have fooled me. If you’re not looking for it, then stop doing it. Nobody feels sympathy for you, if you’re known to have fucked more than a few dudes off rip, then stop fronting.
5. “BIG UPS, TO ALL MY HATERS”
Wow. I know there are a lot of haters out here, but some of these girls think people really care about them that much. I had to tell one of these girls, you ain’t doing enough shit to have a bunch of haters. She told me I was a hater, lol. Just because a people don’t rate you a 10 doesn’t mean they hate you, maybe you’re really a 5 to them. On the flip side though, girls are SUPER negative so maybe there is some truth to the claims……nah, fuck that.
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21 Comments
3/20/2009
i’m totally in LOVE with this blog! your observations are not only dead on but HILARIOUS…i’ve found yet another way to goof off at work…yeeeesssssssss!
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3/20/2009
Lmfaoo!
-dead-@haters.
nah fck it deadddd@ all of em.
that is the truth; damn shame.
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3/20/2009
i totally feel you on tho whole haters thing. that gets on my nerves for real, especially when it’s a super ugly person, with no job, no schooling, etc (basically a nobody). the other thing I hate on ppl’s profiles are the ppl who think they are super hard making threats to any and everybody who reads their page. that is a total turn-off for a friendship. plus it’s super annoying when you happen to go to school with those ppl and u kno good n well they won’t do half the shit they talk about doing on their profile. fake ass gangsters!
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3/20/2009
Interesting perspective. I write a blog from time to time as well. I touch on relationships about once a week. You have inspired me to write my thoughts this week-end in greater detail. However, I do wondering from an ex-playa to the man, since you have sex with so many women (and that’s cool) and you have a main car (not the rental-lol!) Do you think this will help settle down in the future or will it make your creeping game step up?
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3/20/2009
wow, I agree with everything that was said. I noticed a lot of these things also on the internet( i thought it was just me ). The hater one caught my attention, some people just love drama in their lives. some people are always attention driven then have the nerve to call someone a hater. reality check you brought it on yourself lol!
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3/20/2009
I agree with all 5, my dude!!! The only one you left off was the internet female who’s not online to meet anybody, they just want friends to talk to… yeah the fuck right… if that’s all you want is friends, why do you have your likes and dislikes listed? Why does a dude need to be light skin and have his own car in order to be your “friend”?
Good shit though homie…
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3/20/2009
Bitch I know you aint talking about freaks when you be on Down LOw Confessions trying to find a bati-boy to get with. Get yo swag up dunn. If a bitch wanna expose herself online who the fuck are YOU to judge. Go sit your ass down somewhere.
FAke ass pimp.
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3/20/2009
You know.. I just don’t understand it. It seems to me that your personality is self explanatory.
I mean if you’re a so called “boss” or you don’t tolerate drama and whatever other mess you claim… folks would be able to pick that up from your personality.
That’s just like that whole “bad ass” persona people try and emulate. If you’re bad for real..you don’t have to convince others, people will KNOW.
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3/20/2009
This is my new favorite blog. lol
Notice the ones that are upset are probably the ones described in the post.
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3/20/2009
I agreed with some of the stuff you said like the I can take your man one and the undercover freak one…butI did not agree with the Boss status, not look for a F*** Buddy and the Big up to all my haters.
I mean you can be a Boss at a punch-in job, shit there are different kind of bosses, like there are different kind of hustla’s and DIVAS
The F Buddy one…I mean that’s why they post that as their status b/c they did it and didn’t like it, so they’re trying to get away from that.
And Big up to all my haters…now you a female…you know females hate, so I gurantee that the female that posted it probably has at least one!
-Just giving a little criticism…not trying to knock you
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3/20/2009
LOL
Im lovin this blog !!
Yu write about stuff that’s real, your not jus another angry black dude looking for readers.
I can’t stand that whole ‘ yu a hater’ shit its just a phase everybody tried to hop on,just like nukkas who swear they get money wen we know they dont .smh
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3/20/2009
damn i thought i was the only one who noticed this..sometimes i would go on some of these chicks profiles and just read there profiles and comments…u would swear that every chick is a money making, top diva, “seriously” independent, with every woman (and man for that matter) is solely hating on them and there “tenacious” rise to the top..LOL..believe those that are really movers and shakers dont have to tell it because there to busy getting it..
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3/20/2009
beautifully put…..bravo
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3/20/2009
I love that..I totally agree with u and I’m not tryna toot my own horn but I’m a good lookin sistah!.lol I don’t think I can take anyones man because I don’t want anyone to try and take mine..well I aint married but it sholl feel like it..HA Newhooo love the blogs..can’t wait for the next one. I’m sure there will be plenty more.
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3/21/2009
lol @ the reapers
I don’t judge, I give my opinion. If the girl wants to have her ass hanging out, THAT’S FINE, I might hit her up and try to fuck her, I’m not acting like I wouldn’t. I’m saying, if that’s how you present yourself, don’t be mad because you have 500 dudes sending you crazy disrespectful messages. If you’re truly beautiful, you can show your face and maybe one body pic……and you’ll get attention. Maybe not as much, cause it’s mostly horny niggas looking for something to fuck, but you’ll get …….. BETTER attention.
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3/21/2009
Definetly agree with that Undresser..
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3/21/2009
LOL! What’s funny is that some of these girls don’t even have haters.. they just say it to look good. & some of the main sayin that are haters. What the hell? & It’s one thing if a girl has a picture of her in some sexy lingerie or something because she’s confident about her body. I mean if you got it flaunt it. But sweetie.. if you don’t got it.. then keep it in! & being classy and being a skank is different! Like I’d wear a cute dress that shows my curves off rather then a short mini skirt that has my ass hangin out. & plus how can I be a mother with a little girl walkin around lookin like trash??? HELL NO!
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3/21/2009
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS 100%. I GET TIRED OF FEMALES ALWAYS THINKING THEY GOT HATERS AND HALF THE TIME THEY ARE SO IRRELEVANT TO OTHER PEOPLE. AND PLEASE TOUCH BASE ON THIS WHOLE SWAGGER THING CAUSE THAT SHIT IS GETTING STUPID TOO…
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3/21/2009
Hilarious…..
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3/22/2009
I ABSOLUTELY HATE the booty pics drives me nuts!!!!!!!!
Same girls will say ” he tried to play me and reduce me to ass”…GIRL THAT’S ALL HE CAN SEE ( is what I scream inside my head)
Why can’t I subscribe to this blog? It’s too funny not to pass around to my friends and coworkers!
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3/22/2009
#1 & #3..whooooooof fam u should get an award…u aint lie! They be soooooooo extra on myspace…….smfh.
Lmaoooooo @ “she called me a hater too.
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