Help Me Pick My Next License Plate
It’s freezing in Michigan right now, but in just a few months, women will once again be outside half-naked and I’ll return to sexing ladies in the back seat at parks, driveways, and other random places in the Metro Detroit area. With that said, I think a custom plate is in order. One bad thing about a plate is that it is easy to identify. A woman might now know what car is mine, but she’ll be sure when she sees my custom plate. Since I know I have some of the best readers in the world, well aside from 3 or 4 of you, I’m putting my fate in your hands. So pick a plate, vote in the comments, and let’s make this happen.
Self-explanatory. Be a big girl, finish your meals.
If you don’t know what Mop Salad is, I encourage you to go to youtube, matter of fact, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0rJDT5R8I
What’s my muthaf*cking name?
The Red Roof Inn and Best Western are reserved for A-Team members. Other than that, hop in the back.
I mean, you don’t get this?
If she’s in the car with me…you don’t have to wonder.
Shouts out to CurrenSy, but no hot spitaz. Catch it and swallow.
I’m lying, she probably didn’t.
.357, Dodge, and Trojan. Trifecta.
Assembly line pussy.
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26 Comments
1/4/2011
If you have to get one it should be g3tuw3t, but I vote for you not having a custom one. Some chicks are spiteful/vindictive and are not beyond messing up a dudes car b/c they don’t like the outcome of your “interactions”. BTW, these are hilarioius
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1/4/2011
tired of dumb updates…will the real undresser pls blog! lol
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January 4th, 2011 at 11:03 am
New Yorkers are never satisfied. smh, lol.
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January 4th, 2011 at 8:16 pm
lol i wouldn’t say never, more like rarely
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1/4/2011
I’d go with SheCame
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1/4/2011
LMAO, i like “MAGNUMS” better…
Def not “UNDRESR”, if u still trying to keep a low profile
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1/4/2011
Either the Undresser or GetUWet. I like both of them
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1/4/2011
You just made my head hurt so bad. I will be carrying colrox wipes for that tramp mobile. Smh.:-/
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January 4th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
lmao.
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1/4/2011
just remember that you will have to park this automobile at your place of employment.
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January 4th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
employment? ha. I work for myself.
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1/4/2011
I would say Mopsald but you’ll get weird looks from people who don’t know the meaning and get it confused with that other salad.
Magnums would be the best choice especially if you drive one…the double meaning will get a couple glances at stop lights that will possibly lead to the oh so wonderful GREEN LIGHT.
Me and you had this convo about vanity plates a while back…I got facebook messages from people i havent seen in a min and Possible green Lights “Hey I saw you on Mack” “I saw your car parked at Eastland” “Is [insert racegas station] the only place you get gas”
and you always have to worry about a disgruntled female spottin your whip and plates and sendin you to the Body shop. be careful bro
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1/4/2011
Mopsalad! Noooo crumpets! sca sca scadadiedaaaa- bobity bob!
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1/4/2011
Folks might take “ihither” the wrong way, you know, with domestic violence the way it is. ha! I’d go for the more PC “ITAPDTHT”.
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January 5th, 2011 at 11:18 am
I thought the same way too..
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1/4/2011
Ridiculous on so many levels…
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1/4/2011
eh…no custom plate
but if you have to, try whon3xt
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1/4/2011
I like “WHON3XT” It’s the least sexual and offensive. I got one too “STD33ZZ” HA!
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1/4/2011
Uh… Where’s the blog? Seriously… Are you getting enough clicks now and you’re feelin’ yourself? Hmmmm… Need that freaky ish lol
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1/5/2011
Stupid blog!
I’m sure no one really cares about yur plate.
Where are the GOOD sexual blogs? That is what this blog is about right?
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1/5/2011
Mop salad?? Wow..
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1/5/2011
I like undresr, with the state above it, makes it perfect. IMAFLRT!
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1/6/2011
I say DNTSPIT is the best. If not that one then MAGNUMS.
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1/7/2011
I’m liking the WHON3XT one the rest are kinda cliché
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1/7/2011
She came. Nuff said.
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1/14/2011
WHON3XT because you put “Assembly Line p***y” I found that funny
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