Facebook Insecurities: He Told On Me
I haven’t a good laugh courtesy of facebook in a while and I want to thank the latest dude in the long list of men who are suffering from insecurity on facebook. There’s a nice looking young lady on facebook (even if she wasn’t nice looking to me I’d still say something nice on her pictures) that had a few pictures I commented on. Most of the comments were pretty simple and typical: “Nice”, “nice pic”, “looking good”, “whoever your dude is a lucky man”, etc… Nothing vulgar like the stuff I wrote on Becky’s pictures yesterday, “I want come in that bathroom with you, close the door, throw your phone on the floor and fuck you until your pussy collapses around my dick and refuses to let go.” I’m just saying.
I was warned though:
Her: If my bf msgs u don’t reply. He does this to all the guys I add.
Me: lmao. I’m not paying that dude any attention.
Then all of a sudden, I get a message from Mr. Butterball himself:
hey son! just thought id let you know that I told your girl what your up to. chill out and dont be on other guys girlfriends pages. as you can tell she deleted you so id stop messaging her before me and you have to meet somewhere…p.s your girl might be mad at you now lol serves you right if she is really your girl!!
Stop. Am I the only one who died laughing? Tell “my girl” what I’m up to? What exactly am I up to? Leaving compliments on women’s pictures. Oh yea, I’m sure Bubbles, Jabs, Mello Yellow, or Piggy are blowing up my phone right now because I told your girl she had nice shoes. Never mind the fact that I don’t own any female in this world, thus the term “my girl” can’t apply to me, but when I am in a committed relationship, it will be with a WOMAN.
I don’t think she deleted me, I think YOU deleted me because I’m pretty sure you have her password. You’re not the first son, you’re more like the 26th. I don’t even know your girl, but if I go back to her page and she lives in Michigan, you better hold on to her REAL tight. Wait, I missed that line the first time, did this boy threaten me? LMAO. “Before me and you have to meet somewhere”….that sounds rather gay to me, no thanks. If you are going to proposition me, please, , use proper English. ‘Before you and I’ is the correct way to say it, you’re welcome.
To the young lady to chose to enter into some sort of relationship with this boy, I feel sorry for you baby. If I was the committed type, I’d come rescue you from this lame.
It’s not over yet though folks, then he chose to send a note to “my girl”:
hi idk is underwear dresser is really your bf or not but if so can you please tell him to stop messaging my girl “hey sexy you lookin so fine” and bein all over her pics, it isn’t polite to me or to you!!! I dont want to start anything with him so i thought id let you know what your man is doing!
First off ass clown, I never told her, “hey sexy you lookin so fine”, I don’t even talk like that. Actually, your “girl” messaged me first when she told me to ignore your dumb ass. All I did was ask her where she was from, followed by “Well Hello”. Nothing else.
In conclusion, thanks for the laugh. Maybe I’ll hit your sister and blog about it.
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20 Comments
11/30/2010
Too funny..He needs to get a life.
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11/30/2010
My balls are bigger than ole binoi’s & I ain’t eem got none!! If I was a dude, I’d talk his bitch into takin a road trip…just so I cld fuck her & put her out!!
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11/30/2010
lmao @ “underwear dresser”
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11/30/2010
LAME!!! So sad- those guys have GF’s which is why they think its ok.
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11/30/2010
LMAO! Eww. This dude isn’t even female… He’s fractionally vaginal at best. Let’s forget for the moment that he’s completely irrational…tattletaling to your girlfriend about your activity on facebook is remedial ninth grade behaviour. Kudos on the grammar lesson, undresser. Best way to win an argument with a base mind.
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November 30th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
lmao @ fractionally vaginal. CLASSIC.
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11/30/2010
What kind of man handles his business in such a manner?
“Ohhh boo-hoo your boyfriend is cheating on you with my girlfriend sniff sniff”. Bitch ass about to drown in his own tears.
He wouldnt last a day where i’m from. Chicks would smell a fool and line up to get paid! Sissy.
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11/30/2010
WOOOooooOW! Don’t bother him, let him feel proud of himself! Lame ass, “I sure told him, didn’t I!”
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11/30/2010
“that girl ain’t your girlfriend, she does the same thing to me. it’s plain to see, that she ain’t who she claims to be. but you can keep loving her, cuz I’m just fuckin her…” run tel dat
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November 30th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
word to Lloyd Banks!!
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11/30/2010
LMAO @ “Maybe I’ll hit your sister and blog about it”
I just love the fact that ur so grammatically correct. That is all
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November 30th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
“I’m not a biter, I’m a writer for myself and others” – Jay-Z
I must say though, it’s often hard for me to jump in and out of writing on the internet and writing to pass a class. I had so much e-slang and shortcode in one of my last papers before I did my first edit, it didn’t make any sense. I see some of these professional writers and I realize I have a LONG way to go to put out respectable material. Then again, they’re not writing about what I write about…and definitely not how I write about it.
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December 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 am
Yeah, i completely feel you on that one! Same thing happens to me when i write essays for school. They’re 2 completely different things.
If you wanna reach that level you’re talking about, nothing is stopping you though… You know all it takes is practice!
You’ll never hear us complaining bout the stuff you write or the way you write it, either… So where’s my nxt blog? LOL
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11/30/2010
Lmao. This was hilarious. Who does that? SmH. I know he’s feeling dumb now hahahaha…
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12/1/2010
“I want come in that bathroom with you, close the door, throw your phone on the floor and f**k you until your p***y collapses around my d**k and refuses to let go.” I’m just saying.
LMAOOOOOO!!! Cryin laughing dog I’m in the Library..
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12/1/2010
Bahaha, that fat turkey
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12/2/2010
Comedy at its best. When will these e thugs ever learn. Sad thing is his girl probably showing the vickies he bought her for their anniversary to his best friend lol
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12/6/2010
haven’t been here in forever; im sure you miss me
but this did give me a little chuckle.
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12/7/2010
aghhhh…reminds me of the days when I was a jealous boyfriend
Nowadays I am in your shoes…
How bout you add his mom and comment on one of her pics
ryan
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12/10/2010
Facebook dude is a cutie but why bother cyber stalking your gf pag?
I can’t stand when ppl in a rship feel threatened by the opposite sex.what is so wrong with someone complimentig ur SO.People compliment my looks to my bf a lot and life goes on damn.
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