undressingHER – LUST. LOVE. LIFE.

She knows I want her. She’s the epitome of fly; Her style excites me. I don’t beat around the bush; I told her that love getting to know her, but I’d also love getting to know what makes the dam in her vagina break, PAUSE. Yes, I want her. I don’t care about who her friends are. I made them cum in the past; I’m trying to make her body levitate off the bed, IN THE FUTURE. This is to you FLY GIRL. You know who you are. And why “they” try to figure it out; we should be figuring out how many times we can make each other climax before your man gets home…

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Let me start this post off with a big, NO HOMO. This blog is not about to turn into some fashion critique forum or anything of the sort.

Straight to the point. There is a bunch of ugly s**t I’ve seen women in through my life: Flower sandals aka hoodrat specials; dirty K-Swiss, little ponytails hanging out the back of a dirty scrunchy, and those clear shoes aka Melissas. These shoes are RIGHT up there with them.

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Many of us go through life longing to find people who simply understand us. I’ve had the priveledge of knowing quite a few women who shared the same mentality as I on a variety of subjects. The journalists and I usually agreed on politics, current events, and the state of Black America. L and I agreed on musical topics, cars, and shoes (until she started liking Nike Dunks). B and I agreed on financial issues (although she is 500x better with money than I am). Somehow though, through all of the women I’ve met in my life, I’ve never met a woman who dealt with women the same way I do, until Sunday…

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I’ve been getting a few e-mails and messages on facebook regarding booties. The most recent message asked, out of the women I’ve blogged about, “who got the fattest ass?.” I sat back for a while and I really didn’t know. The fattest ass is a completely different question as opposed to “who had the best body?” As we know, men have a very wide variety of taste. Some men like pencil thin women the same size as Paris Hilton. Other men (who can be found on on thickbbwforum.com) like women who are 300 lbs. and up. I’m sort of in the middle. One of my uncles prefers skinny women to settle down with and thick girls to have casual sex with. The logic behind this is, “once a thick girl gets pregnant, it’s over.” He states that with any rule, there are exceptions, but not many. I’m more about a cute face and you can work on your body while I work on mine. This post isn’t about my views though, it’s about yours.

Below are a few women I’ve dealt with that I have pics of. They are not stolen off some random site or some crap like that. They are all mine, all but 3 actually taken by me.  Notably missing are L’anor (my boys favorite), Aunt Jemimah (who my grandmother says has the biggest butt she has EVER seen), Cali T, Moscato, The Journalist (biggest booty at EMU), and Gator Ash, because I don’t have any good pictures of their ratios that aren’t completely nude. There’s a Poll included, by letter. You can just vote or vote and leave a comment, but I will be watching closely on the comments; let’s not get too crazy with those. Here we go…

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If you go to google and type in “booty injec…”, the auto search term script will make “booty injections detroit” the second thing you see; I wonder why. You’ll find many pages around the web, filled with female from Detroit (or the surrounding suburbs) asking the same thing, “Where can I get booty injections?” I recently met a young lady with an ass to waist ratio that is possibly comparable to the girl I blogged about in Bubble Butt Failure. As we all know, I love a big booty. But it should be said that a fat ass is only fun when it’s big and soft…and bouncy. Leave that muscle butt to the female body builders. I need something that bounces back when she throws it at me. I want to see the WAVES!! Well, there were no waves with this girl and I’m trying to figure out what in the world is going on out here…

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She was one of the freakiest women I had ever met, definitely in the top 5 with ass to waist ratio, and she was the only woman that had a child that I ever acknowledged as my “main.” Two weeks ago she was ready to be in a committed relationship with me. Yesterday morning, she let another man invade her beehive and buy her “coney island afterwards.” Whatever a man’s version of female intuition is, I had that, and turned out, I was right. So now what…

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This isn’t about having some females leg behind her head while I invade her country. This is about me ignoring the signs of a woman who I care about being uncomfortable, despite her saying otherwise. She is my friend; one of the few women that I would still want in my life even if we never had sex again. She likes me because I’m honest with her, but I don’t think she’s always being honest with me. Is she falling for me? Are my sexual activities with other women bothering her more than she cares to share? Since she won’t talk to me like an adult face to face…I’ll air it out…

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